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Hey, it's better than crying. I mean....come on world, admit it. Deep down everyone likes to pass gass because it tickles the backside.

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I'm adding a new one- Cotton candy farts

 

They create a colorful mist that is so thick you can't see through them.

 

Regular price $75.00 for a set of 4

 

On special for $30.00 until the end of June.

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I'm adding a new one- Cotton candy farts

 

They create a colorful mist that is so thick you can't see through them.

 

Regular price $75.00 for a set of 4

 

On special for $30.00 until the end of June.

 

 

 

 

Do they guarantee gagging and loss of conciousness.

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Do they guarantee gagging and loss of conciousness.

 

 

There's no gagging, but the funk is enough to knock someone out.

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There's no gagging, but the funk is enough to knock someone out.

 

Could this farts, perhaps cause memory loss and incontinence?

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Nah, that would be my ex boyfriend's cooking. He specializes in bastard burgers.

 

You don't by any chance have the recipe?

 

I think with your flatulence products and a bastard burger would be the perfect gift for a very special someone.

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Sorry. I have no contact with him. But I think he can be reached by calling

 

1-800-JACKASS

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Sorry. I have no contact with him. But I think he can be reached by calling

 

1-800-JACKASS

 

I just called and I've been informed he is in hospital and awaiting a brain and colon transplant.

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I just called and I've been informed he is in hospital and awaiting a brain and colon transplant.

 

 

Thanks for letting me know. Now maybe in the future he will be smarter and won't spout so much BS!

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I would like to apply for a job. Tonight I had corn fritters rolled in a spinach batter and deep fried in garlic oil and rice milk. I really think I can do a good job for you. I'm up to the challenge. The only thing is, when I'm ready to leave the job and move on, which "end" do I speak to, to get a reference?

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