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I'm going to visit my ex and eat greasy pizza with broccoli and spinach.

Then I'm going to suggest we take a nap.

Then I'm going to strap my ex down while he is sleeping.

Then I'm going to slap his face until he wakes up.

Then I'm going to take my clothes off and stand in front of him with my rear towards his face

Then I'm going to FART in his face- multiple times.

I'll fart one time for each bad thing he did to me.

And while he's coughing and heaving, I'm going to fart again. I'll fart until I'm out of gas.

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Literally don't know if you are serious... but it made me LOL hard.

 

xx

AsItIs Established Member

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Then when you're all out of gas...

 

Take a dump on his face

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Nohbody Established Member

Nohbody

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I support this.

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I'm going to visit my ex and eat greasy pizza with broccoli and spinach.

Then I'm going to suggest we take a nap.

Then I'm going to strap my ex down while he is sleeping.

Then I'm going to slap his face until he wakes up.

Then I'm going to take my clothes off and stand in front of him with my rear towards his face

Then I'm going to FART in his face- multiple times.

I'll fart one time for each bad thing he did to me.

And while he's coughing and heaving, I'm going to fart again. I'll fart until I'm out of gas.

 

 

Hmm this could turn him on lol :lmao: Some people find this farting thing a turn on :sick:

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Moonchie Member

Moonchie

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He deserves that and more. I may even eat ice cream in addition to the other foods before I suggest we take that nap. I don't digest ice cream well. So that should add a finishing touch!:laugh:

chelsea2011 Established Member

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LOL...that's super disgusting. Too funny! When you're done with him can I hire you to do the same to mine? :)

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Moonchie Member

Moonchie

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Maybe I should rent out my rear. :laugh:

CopingGal Established Member

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How much do you charge per gas pass?

Sugarkane Established Member

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May I suggest baked beans, cabbage and prunes?!

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CopingGal Established Member

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:p Sugarkane has the right idea.
firemanq Established Member

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I suggest you video & then post on here, so we can all send our X whatevers a message of our true feelings. Then get the video on U tube. In a few days, it will be the most popular video of all time.

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CopingGal Established Member

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HURRAY for Moonchie!

Chi townD Established Member

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wow, this reminds me of a story that happened to a friend of mine. When he was 18 and it was summer vacation before college, he was living at home with his Mom before the school year.

 

Well, my friend cheated on his girlfriend. She found out and played stupid. One day, while mom was at work, she came over and proceded to seduce my friend. He had no knowledge that she knew he cheated on her. she took him up to his bedroom and they both got naked. She pushed him onto the bed and said she wanted to try something new. She produced some straps and started to tie him (seductively) to the bed. After all four limbs were secure. She got off the bed and got dressed. She informed him that she knew about the other girl and she told him that they were through. She walked out leaving him tied to the bed, butt naked with his bedroom door wide open for his mother to find him in this.......condition. I laughed for weeks about this!

 

Hell hath no fury.....

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motive2002 Established Member

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He deserves that and more. I may even eat ice cream in addition to the other foods before I suggest we take that nap. I don't digest ice cream well. So that should add a finishing touch!:laugh:

 

I was chuckling at the original post.. "finishing touch".. That's when I lol'd

CopingGal Established Member

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wow, this reminds me of a story that happened to a friend of mine. When he was 18 and it was summer vacation before college, he was living at home with his Mom before the school year.

 

Well, my friend cheated on his girlfriend. She found out and played stupid. One day, while mom was at work, she came over and proceded to seduce my friend. He had no knowledge that she knew he cheated on her. she took him up to his bedroom and they both got naked. She pushed him onto the bed and said she wanted to try something new. She produced some straps and started to tie him (seductively) to the bed. After all four limbs were secure. She got off the bed and got dressed. She informed him that she knew about the other girl and she told him that they were through. She walked out leaving him tied to the bed, butt naked with his bedroom door wide open for his mother to find him in this.......condition. I laughed for weeks about this!

 

Hell hath no fury.....

 

YIKES. LOL, LOL, LOL!!

 

:eek::eek::):):laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::lmao::lmao::lmao:

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Moonchie Member

Moonchie

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wow, this reminds me of a story that happened to a friend of mine. When he was 18 and it was summer vacation before college, he was living at home with his Mom before the school year.

 

Well, my friend cheated on his girlfriend. She found out and played stupid. One day, while mom was at work, she came over and proceded to seduce my friend. He had no knowledge that she knew he cheated on her. she took him up to his bedroom and they both got naked. She pushed him onto the bed and said she wanted to try something new. She produced some straps and started to tie him (seductively) to the bed. After all four limbs were secure. She got off the bed and got dressed. She informed him that she knew about the other girl and she told him that they were through. She walked out leaving him tied to the bed, butt naked with his bedroom door wide open for his mother to find him in this.......condition. I laughed for weeks about this!

 

Hell hath no fury.....

 

I wish I could have been there. I would have been rolling all over the floor laughing.

DuchessKaye Established Member

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Rolling On The Floor and Spinning Around :lmao:

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Moonchie Member

Moonchie

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Prices:

 

One loud fart................$5.00

 

One watery fart............$10.00

 

Multiple farts................$20.00

 

Multiple popcorn farts...$25.00

 

Multiple sharp farts.......$30.00

 

Butt clappin' farts.........$45.00

 

Ice cream and baked bean chunky farts.............$60.00

CopingGal Established Member

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I would like to order a set of Butt clappin' farts. Do you take VISA?

DuchessKaye Established Member

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Funniest thread ever! :lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:

firemanq Established Member

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I would like to order a set of Butt clappin' farts. Do you take VISA?

 

 

Where does she swipe the card?

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CopingGal Established Member

CopingGal

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Where does she swipe the card?

 

:confused::confused: Oh no, please don't let it be where I'm thinking of! :confused::confused:

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Moonchie Member

Moonchie

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There are a few ways we can do this. One, cash. Two, by credit card, if you want to give the numbers, I'll write them down. Now, if you don't feel like saying all the numbers, I can swipe the card, but you'll have to bend over in order for me to do that.

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