Moonchie Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 I'm going to visit my ex and eat greasy pizza with broccoli and spinach. Then I'm going to suggest we take a nap. Then I'm going to strap my ex down while he is sleeping. Then I'm going to slap his face until he wakes up. Then I'm going to take my clothes off and stand in front of him with my rear towards his face Then I'm going to FART in his face- multiple times. I'll fart one time for each bad thing he did to me. And while he's coughing and heaving, I'm going to fart again. I'll fart until I'm out of gas. 4 Link to post Share on other sites
lovinglife21 Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 Literally don't know if you are serious... but it made me LOL hard. xx Link to post Share on other sites
AsItIs Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 Then when you're all out of gas... Take a dump on his face 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Nohbody Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 I support this. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Med Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 I'm going to visit my ex and eat greasy pizza with broccoli and spinach. Then I'm going to suggest we take a nap. Then I'm going to strap my ex down while he is sleeping. Then I'm going to slap his face until he wakes up. Then I'm going to take my clothes off and stand in front of him with my rear towards his face Then I'm going to FART in his face- multiple times. I'll fart one time for each bad thing he did to me. And while he's coughing and heaving, I'm going to fart again. I'll fart until I'm out of gas. Hmm this could turn him on lol Some people find this farting thing a turn on Link to post Share on other sites
Author Moonchie Posted May 19, 2012 Author Share Posted May 19, 2012 He deserves that and more. I may even eat ice cream in addition to the other foods before I suggest we take that nap. I don't digest ice cream well. So that should add a finishing touch! Link to post Share on other sites
chelsea2011 Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 LOL...that's super disgusting. Too funny! When you're done with him can I hire you to do the same to mine? 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Author Moonchie Posted May 20, 2012 Author Share Posted May 20, 2012 Maybe I should rent out my rear. Link to post Share on other sites
CopingGal Posted May 20, 2012 Share Posted May 20, 2012 How much do you charge per gas pass? Link to post Share on other sites
Sugarkane Posted May 20, 2012 Share Posted May 20, 2012 May I suggest baked beans, cabbage and prunes?! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
CopingGal Posted May 20, 2012 Share Posted May 20, 2012 Sugarkane has the right idea. Link to post Share on other sites
firemanq Posted May 20, 2012 Share Posted May 20, 2012 I suggest you video & then post on here, so we can all send our X whatevers a message of our true feelings. Then get the video on U tube. In a few days, it will be the most popular video of all time. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
CopingGal Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 HURRAY for Moonchie! Link to post Share on other sites
Chi townD Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 wow, this reminds me of a story that happened to a friend of mine. When he was 18 and it was summer vacation before college, he was living at home with his Mom before the school year. Well, my friend cheated on his girlfriend. She found out and played stupid. One day, while mom was at work, she came over and proceded to seduce my friend. He had no knowledge that she knew he cheated on her. she took him up to his bedroom and they both got naked. She pushed him onto the bed and said she wanted to try something new. She produced some straps and started to tie him (seductively) to the bed. After all four limbs were secure. She got off the bed and got dressed. She informed him that she knew about the other girl and she told him that they were through. She walked out leaving him tied to the bed, butt naked with his bedroom door wide open for his mother to find him in this.......condition. I laughed for weeks about this! Hell hath no fury..... 4 Link to post Share on other sites
motive2002 Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 He deserves that and more. I may even eat ice cream in addition to the other foods before I suggest we take that nap. I don't digest ice cream well. So that should add a finishing touch! I was chuckling at the original post.. "finishing touch".. That's when I lol'd Link to post Share on other sites
CopingGal Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 wow, this reminds me of a story that happened to a friend of mine. When he was 18 and it was summer vacation before college, he was living at home with his Mom before the school year. Well, my friend cheated on his girlfriend. She found out and played stupid. One day, while mom was at work, she came over and proceded to seduce my friend. He had no knowledge that she knew he cheated on her. she took him up to his bedroom and they both got naked. She pushed him onto the bed and said she wanted to try something new. She produced some straps and started to tie him (seductively) to the bed. After all four limbs were secure. She got off the bed and got dressed. She informed him that she knew about the other girl and she told him that they were through. She walked out leaving him tied to the bed, butt naked with his bedroom door wide open for his mother to find him in this.......condition. I laughed for weeks about this! Hell hath no fury..... YIKES. LOL, LOL, LOL!! :eek::):laugh::laugh::lmao: Link to post Share on other sites
Author Moonchie Posted May 25, 2012 Author Share Posted May 25, 2012 wow, this reminds me of a story that happened to a friend of mine. When he was 18 and it was summer vacation before college, he was living at home with his Mom before the school year. Well, my friend cheated on his girlfriend. She found out and played stupid. One day, while mom was at work, she came over and proceded to seduce my friend. He had no knowledge that she knew he cheated on her. she took him up to his bedroom and they both got naked. She pushed him onto the bed and said she wanted to try something new. She produced some straps and started to tie him (seductively) to the bed. After all four limbs were secure. She got off the bed and got dressed. She informed him that she knew about the other girl and she told him that they were through. She walked out leaving him tied to the bed, butt naked with his bedroom door wide open for his mother to find him in this.......condition. I laughed for weeks about this! Hell hath no fury..... I wish I could have been there. I would have been rolling all over the floor laughing. Link to post Share on other sites
DuchessKaye Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 Rolling On The Floor and Spinning Around Link to post Share on other sites
Author Moonchie Posted May 25, 2012 Author Share Posted May 25, 2012 Prices: One loud fart................$5.00 One watery fart............$10.00 Multiple farts................$20.00 Multiple popcorn farts...$25.00 Multiple sharp farts.......$30.00 Butt clappin' farts.........$45.00 Ice cream and baked bean chunky farts.............$60.00 Link to post Share on other sites
CopingGal Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 I would like to order a set of Butt clappin' farts. Do you take VISA? Link to post Share on other sites
DuchessKaye Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 Funniest thread ever! :lmao::lmao: Link to post Share on other sites
firemanq Posted May 26, 2012 Share Posted May 26, 2012 I would like to order a set of Butt clappin' farts. Do you take VISA? Where does she swipe the card? 1 Link to post Share on other sites
CopingGal Posted May 26, 2012 Share Posted May 26, 2012 Where does she swipe the card? :confused: Oh no, please don't let it be where I'm thinking of! :confused: Link to post Share on other sites
Author Moonchie Posted May 28, 2012 Author Share Posted May 28, 2012 There are a few ways we can do this. One, cash. Two, by credit card, if you want to give the numbers, I'll write them down. Now, if you don't feel like saying all the numbers, I can swipe the card, but you'll have to bend over in order for me to do that. Link to post Share on other sites
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