The Humbler Posted May 10, 2012 Posted May 10, 2012 If you guys ever want to land super hot girls ridiculously easy you should check out some of the religious themed dating websites. I'm not religious at all, in fact I'm a staunch atheist, but the girls on these websites are sooo trusting that it's very easy to fake it. What I usually do is describe my faith as "Incredibly meaningful, personal and not something I prefer to open up about with someone very special and close"...and then when they start asking me questions about it I sheepishly and coyly tell them that I was somewhat of a bad boy before I found jesus, buddha, yahweh, whoever...they love that, it gives off an air of mystery. Then I tell them that I'd really love to get to know them before sharing about my "close personal connection to god". They always respectfully agree which gets me out having to talk about religious stuff. The next step is to choose the right girl. If you can always go for the born-agains because they were bad girls at one time and I guarantee you that they're 3 crantinnies away from being bad again. That reminds me, make sure they drink...alcohol is a must in this complex dance of seduction. Ask up front and if they so "no way" then move on. When you get one of these girls to agree to go out with you make sure its just for drinks, no food. Make it a quite place (licensed of course) near where you live and conducive to close, deep conversation. Tell her things like "I felt like god was giving me signs that it was time for me to meet someone special...and I was right.". Reach out and take her hand and ask her about her life, her faith, her childhood, her dreams, etc...and then look her in the eye and ask her "Are you feeling what I'm feeling right now?"...if you've done the previous steps right she'll get misty eyed and let out a breathy "Yes, yes I do". Immediately after that intense moment tell her that you're crushed to end it but you're expecting an important call from your mom and you just can't miss it. Act terribly disappointed. As you walk out of the restaurant absentmindedly take her hand like it's the most natural thing in the world and you and her have done it a thousand times. As soon as you're out side gently pull her in close and say that "the night was amazing, she's amazing, life is amazing" and then kiss her. Don't ask permission, just do it. If she lets you ask her if she will come over. I'm telling you that without fail once you get these girls back to your place, kiss them again, tell them how incredible they are, etc. they will do damn near anything you want. If they say something like "this is moving too fast" just respond with something like "I know, but I don't think god would have brought us together if it wasn't right" and bingo bammo...you just scored yourself some fabulous hot religious girl sex. You're welcome
Author The Humbler Posted May 10, 2012 Author Posted May 10, 2012 Oh I forgot to mention something. The actual religious guys on these websites are the biggest dorks in the world so if you're a guy who usually scores 4s or 5s you can easily score 9s and 10s. Seriously, there's almost no competition. Happy hunting.
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