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It's good to be a loser! :-D


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As a "loser", let me elucidate the things I've "lost" by being a so-called failure at relationships/getting purposeless sex:

1. a chance to catch STDs

2. drama

3. getting dumped

4. baggage

5. pressure to be a "real" man (whatever that's supposed to mean)

6. a chance at divorce

7. games

8. money problems

9. a chance to be sued for paternity

10. getting legally robbed

11. the need to be counterintuitive

 

...and losing weight feels pretty good too. :p

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As a "loser", let me elucidate the things I've "lost" by being a so-called failure at relationships/getting purposeless sex:

1. a chance to catch STDs

2. drama

3. getting dumped

4. baggage

5. pressure to be a "real" man (whatever that's supposed to mean)

6. a chance at divorce

7. games

8. money problems

9. a chance to be sued for paternity

10. getting legally robbed

11. the need to be counterintuitive

 

...and losing weight feels pretty good too. :p

 

That sounds like quite a comfortable life you've got. just about everything on your list is avoidable for the most part.

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