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I dont have a choice cuz since breaking up with my ex guys keep coming to me w/ lame one-liners like "hey ma, let me get a minute" a line latino & black guys use mostly lol. Then the droolers that just stare at me all day w/o a word & old pervs on fb throwing offers at me ewww :sick:.

 

So my frnd came up with **** test to knock off losers. It sounded cool to me so Im going w/ it now. I think all girls should use this cuz it saves alot of bull**** w/ guys & it shows how much interest they got in u & if they a psycho or player. So far so good...:bunny:

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Don't girls do this already? As far as I know this ain't new :D

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Haha shyt tests. There so transparent. They're fun at first, but the novelty wears off pretty quick. Thers's no faster way for me to lose interest in a lady. But if it works for you, that's great.

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Must be nice to get treated like a goddess by every guy and have the world at your fingertips. Contrast this to the life of an average guy, who gets treated like a leper for daring to look at a girl.

 

Being born with a vagina really is like winning the genetic lottery.

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I dont have a choice cuz since breaking up with my ex guys keep coming to me w/ lame one-liners like "hey ma, let me get a minute" a line latino & black guys use mostly lol. Then the droolers that just stare at me all day w/o a word & old pervs on fb throwing offers at me ewww :sick:.

 

So my frnd came up with **** test to knock off losers. It sounded cool to me so Im going w/ it now. I think all girls should use this cuz it saves alot of bull**** w/ guys & it shows how much interest they got in u & if they a psycho or player. So far so good...:bunny:

 

This is bad shame on u! I hate when pretty girls like u gotta play games. Its not fair to good guys like me that just wanna get a chance to take u to a movie or something & u gotta test them to see how they respond? I disagree w/ that & it seems alot of young girls are doing more & more :(.

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Don't girls do this already? As far as I know this ain't new :D

 

Not enough girls do it tbh. I see alot of them just ignore a guy but that is lame & Im not gonna do that. When a guy approaches me **** I just turn to look at him & be like "u got something to say so say it" or w/e lol & the guys sometimes just takes off so he's a wimp or he'll come up to me & be like "let me get to know u" yada yada lol. Or he'll be like "**** u bitch" so I know he a psycho. My frnd says its the best way to know whats what & Im going out in a sec so lets see what else happens :p

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I dont have a choice cuz since breaking up with my ex guys keep coming to me w/ lame one-liners like "hey ma, let me get a minute" a line latino & black guys use mostly lol. Then the droolers that just stare at me all day w/o a word & old pervs on fb throwing offers at me ewww :sick:.

 

So my frnd came up with **** test to knock off losers. It sounded cool to me so Im going w/ it now. I think all girls should use this cuz it saves alot of bull**** w/ guys & it shows how much interest they got in u & if they a psycho or player. So far so good...:bunny:

 

Oh noes, you [a woman] are ****testing.

 

You are right about this, every girl that feels the need to ****test should do this.

Makes our job sooo much easier.:)

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If a guy takes off after you say some of that shiot to him he isn't a wimp.. He is smart IMO and showing you that you are not in his league.

 

Game playing while you think it is great in reality isn't doing anybody any good.. you turn off guys that you may like.

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Not enough girls do it tbh. I see alot of them just ignore a guy but that is lame & Im not gonna do that. When a guy approaches me **** I just turn to look at him & be like "u got something to say so say it" or w/e lol & the guys sometimes just takes off so he's a wimp or he'll come up to me & be like "let me get to know u" yada yada lol. Or he'll be like "**** u bitch" so I know he a psycho. My frnd says its the best way to know whats what & Im going out in a sec so lets see what else happens :p

So what does your shyt test consist of then?? And what does the dude actually do to get past your test? Apart from be hot like me of course :lmao:.

 

Shyt tests are a dime a dozen, I've seen too many of them. In fact I expect them :D. They mean nothing in the grand scheme of things, and sometimes you do yourself a disservice, but I guess it's a good way of getting someone you actually want......

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Not enough girls do it tbh. I see alot of them just ignore a guy but that is lame & Im not gonna do that. When a guy approaches me **** I just turn to look at him & be like "u got something to say so say it" or w/e lol & the guys sometimes just takes off so he's a wimp or he'll come up to me & be like "let me get to know u" yada yada lol. Or he'll be like "**** u bitch" so I know he a psycho. My frnd says its the best way to know whats what & Im going out in a sec so lets see what else happens :p

 

'let me get to know you' --- you will get bored of him fast

'**** you bitch' --- lacks manners, but that's hardly psycho

 

Psycho is the guy that actually graduates from this 'test' of yours, gets into your good graces, and who pulls out a bonesaw on your first picnic in the forest.

 

How old are you ?

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Not enough girls do it tbh. I see alot of them just ignore a guy but that is lame & Im not gonna do that. When a guy approaches me **** I just turn to look at him & be like "u got something to say so say it" or w/e lol & the guys sometimes just takes off so he's a wimp or he'll come up to me & be like "let me get to know u" yada yada lol. Or he'll be like "**** u bitch" so I know he a psycho. My frnd says its the best way to know whats what & Im going out in a sec so lets see what else happens :p

 

I hate what you'r doing sooooo badly 'cause its mean & unfair. Why cant u just be nice if a guy makes a move & just ignore the guys that say stupid stuff to u? I'm one of those guys that like girls that look like u but if I ask to take u to a movie you'l just look for excuses to say no 'cause u think its boring or something :(.

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That isn't shyt testing, that's just being a bitch.

What kind of guy is going respond positively to that?

 

A guy who see's women like that challenge, hits then quits & moves onto the next one.

 

That's who.

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OP, it's the slick ones who have a ready "pass" for the shyt tests to look out for, not the ones who balk at being treated rudely. ;) A very specific type of man sits around thinking up responses to female approach tests. Draw your own conclusions.

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The **** test

 

Does your **** stink. Yes or No

 

Yes.

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I have no idea what a **** test is.

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I have no idea what a **** test is.

It's when a girl challenges a guy when he attempts to get to know her. As in, acts a little like a bitch on purpose :laugh:.

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A sh-t test is simply when a woman puts up a cool exterior, unwelcoming even, to approaching men, and may include pointed HR type questions along the lines of "why should I hire you?"

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Seems pointless, shrugs

 

Then again these are the girls who always end up in relationships. I had lunch with a friend today who proceeded to tell me how she goes drinking and uses being drunk as excuse to make out with a male friend of hers. However I am the one that is single -- go figure.

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OP, it's the slick ones who have a ready "pass" for the shyt tests to look out for, not the ones who balk at being treated rudely. ;) A very specific type of man sits around thinking up responses to female approach tests. Draw your own conclusions.

 

I definitely agree with this statement. A good man won't be bothered with a female's ploy to **** test him. He will label her a head case and move on to someone more worth his time.

 

OP, you're wasting guys' time and your own time with this nonsense. But I checked and realized that you're not even 21 yet so I'm not surprised.

 

Just like the previous poster said above: you're destined to be a single mother eventually with that kind of attitude because a slickster will take apart your so-called **** test and introduce you to his set of rules, which will be to his advantage and to your disadvantage.

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Not enough girls do it tbh. I see alot of them just ignore a guy but that is lame & Im not gonna do that. When a guy approaches me **** I just turn to look at him & be like "u got something to say so say it" or w/e lol & the guys sometimes just takes off so he's a wimp or he'll come up to me & be like "let me get to know u" yada yada lol. Or he'll be like "**** u bitch" so I know he a psycho. My frnd says its the best way to know whats what & Im going out in a sec so lets see what else happens :p

 

Actually **** testing guys does the opposite.

 

It shows the decent guys that you're a stuck-up bitch who isn't worth it, and the guys who stick around are worthless and desperate and are willing put up with anything for pussy.

 

It shows that you have low self esteem, and your "my **** dont stink attitude" is a cover for insecurities.

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Actually **** testing guys does the opposite.

 

It shows the decent guys that you're a stuck-up bitch who isn't worth it, and the guys who stick around are worthless and desperate and are willing put up with anything for pussy.

 

It shows that you have low self esteem, and your "my **** dont stink attitude" is a cover for insecurities.

 

But how can such a pretty girl like sweetheartt have low self esteem? Its stupid to me yea & I dont see how :confused:. Anyway what if sweetheart & other girls like her see a guy they like & he wants to approach. They just gonna make it hard for him for no reason?? What's so hard about being nice to a guy you'r interested in & not so nice to the ones u dont like instead of the games u play with all of them? What ages do girls stop doing this?

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maybe not going home with them for a one nighter would be a more effective form of test? take some time? get to know somebody better? just a thought. I've never been "tested" because I don't "play".

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But how can such a pretty girl like sweetheartt have low self esteem? Its stupid to me yea & I dont see how :confused:. Anyway what if sweetheart & other girls like her see a guy they like & he wants to approach. They just gonna make it hard for him for no reason?? What's so hard about being nice to a guy you'r interested in & not so nice to the ones u dont like instead of the games u play with all of them? What ages do girls stop doing this?

 

In my experience, it's always the "hot ones" that have the worst insecurities. The hot ones are valued for their looks, and no one ever tells them they're a good person or beautiful on the inside. They think their looks are all they're good for, so they don't focus on being a decent human being.

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In my experience, it's always the "hot ones" that have the worst insecurities. The hot ones are valued for their looks, and no one ever tells them they're a good person or beautiful on the inside. They think their looks are all they're good for, so they don't focus on being a decent human being.

 

Why cant the hot girls just be nicer & maybe they'l get nicer guys? Its not that hard really so its stupid for them to be playing games 'cause they all think every guy just wants their body & nothing else. Anytime I talk to the hot girls they pretend not to see me by playing with cell phones or if I get one to stop for a sec she will quickly make excuses like she's in a rush. I'm so upset about this 'cause I cant help that I want a pretty gf :( but dont know what to do to get one.

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I dont have a choice cuz since breaking up with my ex guys keep coming to me w/ lame one-liners like "hey ma, let me get a minute" a line latino & black guys use mostly lol. Then the droolers that just stare at me all day w/o a word & old pervs on fb throwing offers at me ewww :sick:.

 

So my frnd came up with **** test to knock off losers. It sounded cool to me so Im going w/ it now. I think all girls should use this cuz it saves alot of bull**** w/ guys & it shows how much interest they got in u & if they a psycho or player. So far so good...:bunny:

 

Truth is you IGNORE THE GOOD MEN. You place yourself around dumb men so you can test them. You young girls are always look for Mr. Tall, fit and alpha knowing damn well these kind of guys will PLAY YOU.

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