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Perhaps a bit of cynicism or sarcasm, however somewhere between lies the truth. What are some OLD "bullet statements" that you have clued in on over time?

 

"Looking for serious relationship" - ie, would like to settle down, however I will continue to play musical chairs and serial date until I find absolute utter perfection.

 

"Athletic" - I work out occasionally, but won't date you unless you are a hulkamaniac.

 

"Honest" - I'll play games with you, but I fully expect you to be completely at your total best.

 

"Affectionate" - I am a player. If you deal the cards right, the first date may be rather interesting.

 

"Successful" - I have a decent job, but you better make 6 digits at the very least.

 

any others?....

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Not materialistic = broke

 

Like cuddles = desperate for sex (UK)

 

So laid back I'm horizontal = lazy and/or boring

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quirky = bipolar disorder

reinvent myself= compulsive liar

like the finer things = deeply in debt

go with the flow = passive aggressive

 

last book read, Harry P.... = moron :laugh:

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Voluptuous ==> Voluminous.

 

$150,000 ==> <$50,000

 

Single ==> Married or in a LTR that's on the rocks or just boring.

 

Looking for friends ==> I only express romantic feelings to hot people.

 

6'ft tall ==> 5'9" in a man

 

Open minded ==> Open to accepted forms of variance from the norm... the normal weird

i.e. the standard tatto's.

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