USMCHokie Posted May 1, 2012 Posted May 1, 2012 I just had to share a funny story about my roommate and his best friend from this past weekend while they were at a large west coast country music festival. I would not hesitate to say that they are both good looking men who have extremely outgoing and social personalities. Well, the two introduced themselves to a group of girls and one of them says to a girl, and I quote: "I really want to tongue-punch you in the fart box." Suffice to say...it actually worked... Granted, these ladies were probably drunk off their sh*t, but it still goes to show what attractive folks can get away with... Ladies, what's the most ridiculous thing a guy has ever said to you that actually "worked"...? And gents, is there anything ridiculous that you've ever said that surprisingly didn't get you punched in the face...? Or any other random thoughts on this phenomenon...?
ThaWholigan Posted May 1, 2012 Posted May 1, 2012 I told a girl I would grab her and bite her ass if she talked back to me . I got a dance outta her....(drunk) it was unexpected.
january2011 Posted May 1, 2012 Posted May 1, 2012 "You're not looking for a serious relationship, are you?" Er, yeah, I got caught at a vulnerable point in my life. Lesson learnt. Never again.
threebyfate Posted May 1, 2012 Posted May 1, 2012 "You're not looking for a serious relationship, are you?" Er, yeah, I got caught at a vulnerable point in my life. Lesson learnt. Never again.An alternate angle to this story was the guy who said on our first date "I'm not looking for a relationship" which was fine with me since at the time, I wasn't looking for one either. Ended up that he kept pressuring for a relationship where I agreed only to a short-term one. Then after he had to leave our city for work reasons, he pressured me for a long-distance, long-term relationship which I declined. As far as guys saying really crude things like in the opening post as a pickup line, it doesn't work with me. Instant turn-off.
january2011 Posted May 1, 2012 Posted May 1, 2012 It wasn't a first date, it was part of "the talk." My first cruel introduction to the brave new world of modern dating after over a decade of being away from the scene.
ascendotum Posted May 1, 2012 Posted May 1, 2012 :pThat cracked me up. Seriously the rules are different when you are hot guy. Chances are the women here are not going to fess up to really outrageous **** that guys have said that they have then gone back to their place to do (hope they do tho ). My threshold for filthy remarks to women I've just met and not getting a wtf look is not really high. Here's a couple of 'wow' moments I've witnessed from a couple of good looking guys I know in the past couple of years when chatting up women.....bringing up the topic of fisting and hinting they'd like to do it with the woman (bad thing to say right?..wrong she took him home). This guy claims he's done it with quite a few of his single mother pickups Another guy suggesting how he's got a big dick and her a****le & c*** would be left totally gaping and raw. Thats another bad thing to say to a women you just met right, wrong again, lol. She smiled and playfully slapped him on the arm, then jumped into taxi with him 1/2hr later.
dasein Posted May 1, 2012 Posted May 1, 2012 One of my friends, not great looking but extremely charismatic, has a bad habit of telling the nastiest, most vulgar jokes you could imagine in public, with women around, no way could I post them, but most of them concern pedophilia. If I told one of these jokes ever in public, it would be a one way ticket to angry, brutal asswhipping town, yet my friend pulls them off with aplomb. No idea how he does it.
Star Gazer Posted May 1, 2012 Posted May 1, 2012 No, Hokie. That's Stagecoach for you. Anything goes there, and California-country music fans have awesome senses of humor. That's why they didn't get punched.
Author USMCHokie Posted May 1, 2012 Author Posted May 1, 2012 No, Hokie. That's Stagecoach for you. Anything goes there, and California-country music fans have awesome senses of humor. That's why they didn't get punched. Oh, I know...I'm extremely jealous that I didn't go... The countdown has already started for April 2014...
jobaba Posted May 1, 2012 Posted May 1, 2012 Well, the two introduced themselves to a group of girls and one of them says to a girl, and I quote: "I really want to tongue-punch you in the fart box." Suffice to say...it actually worked... That's pretty bold. If I said that to that same woman, I'd probably have had three huge black bouncers wearing Garth Brooks T-shirts pummeling me within 5 minutes. I've never hung out with a wild crowd, but I have a few stories. The one I can think of now (obviously not of me) goes like this... My buddy set up this woman with this guy who is known as really good looking. He's also very arrogant and a real prick. She was actually the type to pride herself on being the strong woman type who doesn't fall for douchebags, the intelligent independent type who has an Ivy League degree and doesn't need a man. Anyway, she didn't drink but he's was a big drinker. In the beginning of the date, he pours her a drink and offers it to her. She says she doesn't drink. He says, "You do tonight." She refused and he walked out on the date. Later on, she was calling him and calling my friend to see what he was up to. I think they hooked up a few times.
Feelin Frisky Posted May 1, 2012 Posted May 1, 2012 How many teeth did those country ho's have between them? Anyone who answers to an offer of being tongue-punched in the sphincter has probably pitching ping pong balls at biker bars since the 60's.
Pyro Posted May 1, 2012 Posted May 1, 2012 I just had to share a funny story about my roommate and his best friend from this past weekend while they were at a large west coast country music festival. I would not hesitate to say that they are both good looking men who have extremely outgoing and social personalities. Well, the two introduced themselves to a group of girls and one of them says to a girl, and I quote: "I really want to tongue-punch you in the fart box." Suffice to say...it actually worked... Granted, these ladies were probably drunk off their sh*t, but it still goes to show what attractive folks can get away with... Ladies, what's the most ridiculous thing a guy has ever said to you that actually "worked"...? And gents, is there anything ridiculous that you've ever said that surprisingly didn't get you punched in the face...? Or any other random thoughts on this phenomenon...? what do you mean by 'it worked'? 1
Author USMCHokie Posted May 1, 2012 Author Posted May 1, 2012 what do you mean by 'it worked'? Companionship...
florence of suburbia Posted May 1, 2012 Posted May 1, 2012 Companionship... Maybe he's just very intuitive and could sense that she wanted her fart-box tongue punched. 1
Pyro Posted May 1, 2012 Posted May 1, 2012 Companionship... as in sex? How do you know he wasn't BSing if that is the case? A girl who is sober and at the least decent looking would never go for that. Chances are that a girl who would sleep with a guy who said something like that is probably not the cream of the crop and is a couple of cards short of a full deck. That is the type of girl that one could get away with saying something like that to.
Pyro Posted May 1, 2012 Posted May 1, 2012 You can get away with saying ANYTHING as long as you're hot you pick a drunk cheap girl to talk to. 2
florence of suburbia Posted May 1, 2012 Posted May 1, 2012 No, don't you see? It's a Cinderella story. 1
Pyro Posted May 1, 2012 Posted May 1, 2012 No, don't you see? It's a Cinderella story. Will Hokie turn into a pumpkin at midnight? 1
florence of suburbia Posted May 1, 2012 Posted May 1, 2012 Will Hokie turn into a pumpkin at midnight? I don't know, but at least Prince Charming can finally rest his tongue. 1
fishtaco Posted May 1, 2012 Posted May 1, 2012 LOL, that's funny. The delivery and timing makes a world of difference though. But this is basically it. You do XYZ, the woman happens to be not interested, you are annoying and should go away. You do exactly XYZ again, but this time, you happen to pick a woman that thinks you're cute, suddenly, it's charming and it works. Number game. I don't think I've used lines like that. But this one time, I was flirting with two women at the same place, at the same time. They both saw me flirting with the other one, and they both got ultra competitive. One woman cornered me, and asked me something about flirting with the other woman. I just shrugged and said, I'm single, she flirted with me, so I flirted back. Oh yeah, and she told me she likes my smile, so I told her I like her ass. She did have a spectacular ass, I was honest. And she was sober. I ended up sleeping with her. But to my defense, I also took her out on many excellent dates, so it wasn't just a bang thing. She actually turned out to be a pretty cool chick. I don't think ultimately I would have entered a committed relationship with her either way, but she got surprisingly close. I still miss her and I'd like to talk to her sometimes, platonically, just to see how she's doing. But she's married now, so I respectfully stay my distance.
Necromancer Posted May 1, 2012 Posted May 1, 2012 Its confidence, not hotness. You´r joking right? If not.......please come out of your fairytale world where confidence is everything you need. If i and my good looking friend made this same joke with the same confidence he would get a laugh and maybe sex and i would get a drink over my face.
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