dreamingoftigers Posted April 30, 2012 Posted April 30, 2012 "you're just so paranoid. Nothing is going on. It all stopped a long time ago. I can't take this not trusting me stuff." "I didn't realize that you wanted a family with me anymore, I thought you just wanted to make sure you did everything right before we got divorced."
findingnemo Posted April 30, 2012 Posted April 30, 2012 In a family meeting to resolve issues: Me: He's been sleeping with women who then call me to insult me. Him: She was pregnant and sick! I had to have sex and that's all it was. A man has his needs. Then: Me: I don't believe he loves me and don't want to have sex with him anymore. Him: I love her very much and I swear when I had sex with the others I never told them I loved them. Later on: Me: He had unprotected sex and put me in danger. Him: She's lying! (Turns to me) Can you prove it? Stop embellishing things! (I'd just discovered one of the OW was pregnant) Talk about a jacka$$!
frozensprouts Posted April 30, 2012 Posted April 30, 2012 some of his lines: the ever popular " I love with you, but I'm not "in love" with you " " you don't need to know where i'm going when i go out...married people don't have to tell each other that every time they go out" ( not sure the exact word she used, as it was a while ago, but that was the gist of it...told to me the night after our oldest daughter started taking a new medication, and one of it's side effects was a possibility of suicidal ideation... i knew he was going to see her, but had no real way to reach him there, as we didn't have a cell phone) "you're too controlling, and you don't want me to have any friends" ( that was after he told me he'd stop seeing her, and I was out for a walk with me kids and found the two of them together...up until then, I didn't know where she lived...turns out, it was just up the road from me) there was a whole bunch of other "psycho babble" ....it got to the point that talking with him was like talking to Dr.Phil or like listening to quotes from some kind of pop psychology book....odd thing was, he'd never had any use for that kind of talk before he met her...
SomedayDig Posted April 30, 2012 Posted April 30, 2012 The only line I can think of that my wife said was when I initially found the hotel receipt on her laptop. I had also seen one text at that time from the guy asking if their meeting was still on. I dropped the laptop on the bed where she was sound asleep. She woke up with quite a start. Me: Wanna tell me what the f_ck is going on? Her: (looking at the receipt) There has to be some kind of mistake. Me: How? Its a hotel 20 miles away with your name on it for today when you were supposed to be in a big meeting for 4 hours. Her: I'll have to look into this in the morning. It has to be a mistake. Me: Ok then...who is OM (the name from the text). Silence as I put my jeans on and prepared to walk out the door.
Author YellowShark Posted April 30, 2012 Author Posted April 30, 2012 HA! "Some sort of mistake..." So the hotel made a mistake by booking a room in her name, charging her for it, and then somehow made yet another mistake by emailing said booking to her personal email account. Hmmmmm... How did the hotel do that exactly? Seems VERY improbable.
SomedayDig Posted April 30, 2012 Posted April 30, 2012 LOL Shark...that's exactly what I said a few minutes later. Then she knew she was caught and fessed up. The funniest thing I thought of weeks later, cuz I have an evil comedic brain (but I never said it to her) was: OK, so you're not having an affair - but you did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night. Interesting.
Author YellowShark Posted April 30, 2012 Author Posted April 30, 2012 LOL Shark...that's exactly what I said a few minutes later. Then she knew she was caught and fessed up. The funniest thing I thought of weeks later, cuz I have an evil comedic brain (but I never said it to her) was: OK, so you're not having an affair - but you did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night. Interesting. Gotta wonder how the hotel got her name -by mistake- and her email address -by mistake. Gosh, are they ever incompetant! It's like when I caught my EX and douchebag. Their "nothing" and my "nothing" obviously mean two different things.
SomedayDig Posted April 30, 2012 Posted April 30, 2012 One almost wishes for a video camera during Dday so that they can see how stupid they look when caught! Ohhhh...it was nothing... Damn, now I'm thinking of the old NFL thing from decades ago - YOU make the call.
96nole Posted April 30, 2012 Posted April 30, 2012 I just remembered one from the 1st time I threw her out. I called her dad to come get her. She was on the bed crying her: "I don't want to be thrown out of my house" me: "Well too bad, I didn't want a cheating wife". From the after the second time she cheated and was thrown out. I was at her parents house talking to her in front of her parents about us. And I brought up the OM. She got very defensive of the dirtbag and snapped at me. Her: "No you don't talk about him. This has nothing to do with him. You leave him out of this. This is between the two of us. He has nothing to do with us." Ummm....well....yes this does have something to do with him you dumb ass.
Ninja'sHusband Posted April 30, 2012 Posted April 30, 2012 Err...there's a new thread with some great quotes in it...wow.
Betrayed&Stayed Posted April 30, 2012 Posted April 30, 2012 (edited) "It wasn't ten years! It was only eight and a half!" ^ "At least I didn't have an affair for years" "We only had sex a few times, and it wasn't that great". "It wasn't about the sex." A - Why would I believe you? B - If true, it still doesn't make me feel any better. Edited April 30, 2012 by Betrayed&Stayed
Steen719 Posted April 30, 2012 Posted April 30, 2012 Him: She called me to ask me questions about her husband's illness (XH is a nurse) Me: Why didn't they ask the DR.? Him: She just had some questions. later....maybe a couple of weeks Me: Are you still talking to XXX about the medical problems? Him: Yes, she is worried about her sister Me: Her sister...so the sister is sick?What is wrong with her? Him: Yes, that is why I am talking to her. Some female thing. Me: But, I thought her husband was the one who was sick Him: Why are making such a big deal about this? :lmao: Oh, oh, I just thought of another one (this was after he had also talked to the first AP from 14 years prior) Him: Would you stay if I promised to stop talking to XXX? Me: Well, it isn't like I would have any reason to believe that. Now, you are talking to XXXXXX again, too. Him: You are wrong about XXXXXX. She is just a friend. If I was going to pick either one, I would pick XXX Me: That's quite a deal, but I don't think so. You might want to work on your lines to get me to stay with you. That one sucks. Ha ha ha :lmao:
Spark1111 Posted April 30, 2012 Posted April 30, 2012 The only line I can think of that my wife said was when I initially found the hotel receipt on her laptop. I had also seen one text at that time from the guy asking if their meeting was still on. I dropped the laptop on the bed where she was sound asleep. She woke up with quite a start. Me: Wanna tell me what the f_ck is going on? Her: (looking at the receipt) There has to be some kind of mistake. Me: How? Its a hotel 20 miles away with your name on it for today when you were supposed to be in a big meeting for 4 hours. Her: I'll have to look into this in the morning. It has to be a mistake. Me: Ok then...who is OM (the name from the text). Silence as I put my jeans on and prepared to walk out the door. I got this too! Former journalist here, and with 48 hours of dday, I had it.....ALL. It was funny how many bank statement receipts for hotels, some sleazy and nearby to distant and nice, all under the guise of "business trips" were just outright mistakes, someone was using his card, he have to get to the bottom of it immediately. I just took it as further evidence that they do not examine their behavior, NEVER believe that they will get caught, and are totally, mistifyingly. gob-smacked idiots to think we are all so easily fooled after dday!!
NordicStripes Posted April 30, 2012 Posted April 30, 2012 He: "I wasn't being myself!" Me: "Well, who were you then when you were f***ing that whore? He: "Every time I was with her, I was thinking about you" Me: "Well, that didn't seem to stop you from f***ing here, did it?" Really,... what an ***hole
michelangelo Posted April 30, 2012 Posted April 30, 2012 "It wasn't ten years! It was only eight and a half!" Oh my God! My wife who cheated for none years wanted to back pedal to "8.5 years" and argue about the definition of "nine years" vs "eight years" as if there is any real difference?
findingnemo Posted April 30, 2012 Posted April 30, 2012 He: "I wasn't being myself!" Me: "Well, who were you then when you were f***ing that whore? He: "Every time I was with her, I was thinking about you" Me: "Well, that didn't seem to stop you from f***ing here, did it?" Really,... what an ***hole No, no, no. There's no way somebody can say something so stupid!!! This actually got me laughing. I'm so sorry about that. But it's too much!! 1
Steen719 Posted April 30, 2012 Posted April 30, 2012 No, no, no. There's no way somebody can say something so stupid!!! This actually got me laughing. I'm so sorry about that. But it's too much!! :lmao::lmao: Me too!
Michael Johnson Posted April 30, 2012 Posted April 30, 2012 After I caught her making out with my brother, she actually had the nerve to say that she still loved me. I kicked her out and divorced her two months later after she told me that.
Furious Posted April 30, 2012 Posted April 30, 2012 After I caught her making out with my brother, she actually had the nerve to say that she still loved me. I kicked her out and divorced her two months later after she told me that. Double betrayal...your own brother and wife. I don't blame you for quickly divorcing her. Too bad we can't divorce siblings.
bentnotbroken Posted April 30, 2012 Posted April 30, 2012 After I found a hotel receipt in his jacket pocket, HIM: "That was the night that I took you to the hotel, you were so drunk you don't remember that?":eek: ME: "That was the weekend I was out of town visiting your mom and mine with the kids.":sick: HIM: "Well I really met a prostitute there because I wanted to know what it was to be with one but we only talked." ME:"Okay, I think I know who the prostitute is, I will ask her." HIM:"No wait, it wasn't a prostitute...it was, uuuhh, uuuhhh, uuhhh. I love you and want you to be happy but I just want to be happy too." ME: "I want you to be happy too and I am going to make sure of it.":cool: 1
Michael Johnson Posted April 30, 2012 Posted April 30, 2012 Double betrayal...your own brother and wife. I don't blame you for quickly divorcing her. Too bad we can't divorce siblings. I disowned him and the rest of my entire family. All of them backed up that loser instead of me, and it pains me my own mother thought it was somehow my duty to put up with the crap.
Ninja'sHusband Posted April 30, 2012 Posted April 30, 2012 I disowned him and the rest of my entire family. All of them backed up that loser instead of me, and it pains me my own mother thought it was somehow my duty to put up with the crap. Ughh...that's so terrible. I'm sorry 2
Author YellowShark Posted May 1, 2012 Author Posted May 1, 2012 After I found a hotel receipt in his jacket pocket, HIM: "That was the night that I took you to the hotel, you were so drunk you don't remember that?" You were pretty drunk that night. Admit it.
Author YellowShark Posted May 1, 2012 Author Posted May 1, 2012 I disowned him and the rest of my entire family. All of them backed up that loser instead of me, and it pains me my own mother thought it was somehow my duty to put up with the crap. That's really something MJ. Well rest assured most families would be absolutely mortified if that happened. For some reason yours went against the social norm. Stay firm in your convictions because they are definitely off base on this one. 1
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