YellowShark Posted April 29, 2012 Posted April 29, 2012 In another thread I was goofing around and creating stupid things WS say to defend their affair such as: "All those times I was sneaking around with him/her while you were at home with the kids... ahhh.. it was just a mistake." "It just happened... when our clothes "fell off." "I don't know what I was thinking.. during all those secret dinners and BJ's in the car." "It was like a drug, an addiction... except I wasn't drugged, I was sober for most of it." "I'm sorry I dropped an atomic bomb on us and the marriage and drove a bus over you and the kids... Can't you just let it go already?" "I knew it was wrong... but you _________________." (fill in the blank) "I never wanted to hurt you but technically I didn’t cheat.. because we never had intercourse." "I felt guilty... as I rode him cowboy and screamed out his name." "I've always loved you, you're the one I love... so let's try to forget that I was banging someone else." ...and Mercy came up with a great idea... So what was the stupidest thing your cheating partner said to you about their affair? Mine was when I literally caught them in the act.. they pulled apart as I confronted them and she actually said "Nothings going on." I looked at her and douchebag in the eyes and said "Are you f-ing kidding me?" "Nothings going on..." Wow. I guess her definition of "nothing" and mine are very different. 2
96nole Posted April 29, 2012 Posted April 29, 2012 " it wasn't breaking the sanctity of marriage, it's not like it's intercourse." My whore went to the beach with her dirtbag and was making out with him. A month after I found out and threw her out (again), we were on the phone. She was mad that she was thrown out of her house twice in one year. I said it was because she was cheating. She was making out with another man. The whore then said that it wasn't like she was "breaking the sanctity of marriage, it's not like it's intercourse." Ummm yeah, that is breaking the sanctity of marriage. I'm not OK with some dirtbag shoving his tongue in your mouth. 2
96nole Posted April 29, 2012 Posted April 29, 2012 "You didn't treat me special everyday! You didn't treat me like a queen everyday! So I had to find it someplace else" good luck with that. He's saying that baloney now. What happens when he stops?
Furious Posted April 29, 2012 Posted April 29, 2012 "She told me I was handsome and she was'nt wearing underwear" 4
Wanderer25 Posted April 29, 2012 Posted April 29, 2012 "She told me I was handsome and she was'nt wearing underwear" That is hilarious
shayla Posted April 29, 2012 Posted April 29, 2012 "I just f*cked her, you and I make love".....not anymore baby, not ever again.
Steen719 Posted April 29, 2012 Posted April 29, 2012 "She told me I was handsome and she was'nt wearing underwear" lol...lol...lol...lol No, he didn't say that???
Furious Posted April 29, 2012 Posted April 29, 2012 lol...lol...lol...lol No, he didn't say that??? Yup, that's what she whispered in his ear after a few drinks at the bar. I have now decided to carry condoms with me at all times just in case I get a compliment and my clothes just suddenly come off. 3
Prime Vera Posted April 29, 2012 Posted April 29, 2012 "It wasn't ten years! It was only eight and a half!" 1
Ninja'sHusband Posted April 29, 2012 Posted April 29, 2012 "I am being the strongest woman in the whole world right now" She's had it sooo easy compared to other WSs in other parts of the world, and I told her so. "Stop obsessing over the act" - this was really early on, totally pissed me off The whole switch between "I dunno why, there must be something wrong with me" to "It was because of everything you've done over the last 14 years!" "I only had sex with him once" (when I had just discovered proof otherwise)
Woggle Posted April 29, 2012 Posted April 29, 2012 I'm jumping into the big pool of me You drove me to do it by not providing the right kind of passion You are just mad because your little slave has rebelled.
Steen719 Posted April 29, 2012 Posted April 29, 2012 #1 Him: "I have been miserable for 13 years" Me: "Oh, really? I wish you would have told me so I would not have taken care of you and gone into a mountain of debt" Him: "Well, it has really only been since the transplant surgery or the last year" #2 Him: "She is just an old friend. You always think something is going on" (said of the OW) #3 Me: "You asked her to marry you and we were married" Him: 'Oh, I really didn't mean that" #4 Him: "Well, you weren't happy, anyway" #5 Him: "You ask anyone. No other would mind if their husbands were adding dancers and strippers as facebook friends" (said when I brought up that his new "friends" who were not really friends were the above type and really slutty!) Too many to quote. I'll have to look at my journal to see what other stupid things he said.
dreamingoftigers Posted April 29, 2012 Posted April 29, 2012 "it was just an experiment. I just wanted to see what would happen!" -——-——— Him: "I swear no one else has seen my penis." Me: "this woman messaged that she "loves your cock!" Him: "okay, I lied about that. Its embarassing. But I swear I didn't meet up with anyone." Me: "You two are talking about your date right here!" Him: "I didn't go, I swear!" ------------------ 3
Steen719 Posted April 30, 2012 Posted April 30, 2012 "it was just an experiment. I just wanted to see what would happen!" -——-——— Him: "I swear no one else has seen my penis." Me: "this woman messaged that she "loves your cock!" Him: "okay, I lied about that. Its embarassing. But I swear I didn't meet up with anyone." Me: "You two are talking about your date right here!" Him: "I didn't go, I swear!" ------------------ Oh, I am sorry, but I just laughed out loud reading this. Yours and Furious's are so dam* funny!!
dreamingoftigers Posted April 30, 2012 Posted April 30, 2012 This one blew my mind. (although slightly unrelated although my h is a recovering sexual addict/recovering alcoholic). Me: ( to social worker) "I was struggling against depression, it's hard not to when your spouse is an addict" His response: "it's really hard not to be addicted when your wife is depressed all the time." :confused: Later...... Me: "why the Hell would you say that and especially to a social worker?" Him: "everyone made out like everything was fault, and I was just defending myself."
DarkPrince Posted April 30, 2012 Posted April 30, 2012 (edited) They're all the same, arent they? Why cant they just come forward and say the truth!? I mean everyone makes mistakes. I would rather have my wife come to me and say she had sex with her co-worker today and be totally honest about it, rather than find out a year later that they've been having an affair for all that time, and now understanding why the last year of our marriage was so bad. Id rather have an open marriage than deal with a lying cheater. Edited April 30, 2012 by DarkPrince
Ninja'sHusband Posted April 30, 2012 Posted April 30, 2012 Just the other day she said, "It really hurt me to have sex with a man I didn't love" uhh, yeah it hurt YOU....and if it hurt...again..why?
2sunny Posted April 30, 2012 Posted April 30, 2012 Mine said " you really need to lower your standards - every man cheats"! 1
quankanne Posted April 30, 2012 Posted April 30, 2012 this was long after the relationship was over, but still shows what kind of jackass a certain ex-BF was: "After I put you on the plane back home, I found me a redhead in the airport bar and took her back to the hotel so we could screw." had to laugh my ass off, though, when 20 years later, he's going on and on about what "an honor" it was for him to be my first ... then suddenly asks, "You weren't lying about that were you?" Should have just said, "what does it matter? Your brother was a better f---!" 1
2sunny Posted April 30, 2012 Posted April 30, 2012 this was long after the relationship was over, but still shows what kind of jackass a certain ex-BF was: "After I put you on the plane back home, I found me a redhead in the airport bar and took her back to the hotel so we could screw." had to laugh my ass off, though, when 20 years later, he's going on and on about what "an honor" it was for him to be my first ... then suddenly asks, "You weren't lying about that were you?" Should have just said, "what does it matter? Your brother was a better f---!" Ahahaha Quank! Priceless! And I could have said that to my exH too! I dated his brother several years before I dated him!
2sunny Posted April 30, 2012 Posted April 30, 2012 Just the other day she said, "It really hurt me to have sex with a man I didn't love" uhh, yeah it hurt YOU....and if it hurt...again..why? That hurt so much she kept doing it over and over? People don't do it that way...
Artie Lang Posted April 30, 2012 Posted April 30, 2012 (edited) "It really hurt me to have sex with a man I didn't love" you mean, she really meant it "hurt" so good, right? JESUS-EFFING-CHRIST. Edited April 30, 2012 by Artie Lang 1
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