SRussian Posted April 26, 2012 Posted April 26, 2012 I don't really like apples or apple cyder...but she thinks it is tasty and she had no complains before..... Can I feed her something that would change the taste, like with semen? They say taste is 90% smell...I tried to close my nose when I go down, but she gets pissed.... Any advice will be very appreciated..I am a very long time lurker and love you all!
dasein Posted April 26, 2012 Posted April 26, 2012 Does she douche with vinegar? That's a possible smell source that can be modified or curtailed. Getting her to eat or drink stuff is a nonstarter, will end up with vinegar + something else. Good luck.
dasein Posted April 26, 2012 Posted April 26, 2012 How does she know what it tastes like, has she been using it for a cocktail goblet with a long straw? I would get one of those little pine tree car air fresheners and wear it around your neck on a chain, put some chewed gum on the back. Then when going down on her, stick it to your forehead like you are playing indian poker. Should kill some of the smell. Other than that there's always the good ole clothespin. 1
FitChick Posted April 26, 2012 Posted April 26, 2012 Does she douche with vinegar? That's a possible smell source that can be modified or curtailed. Getting her to eat or drink stuff is a nonstarter, will end up with vinegar + something else. Add lettuce and you'll have a salad. 2
Million.to.1 Posted April 26, 2012 Posted April 26, 2012 How does she know what it tastes like, has she been using it for a cocktail goblet with a long straw? It's pretty easy to know what you taste like simply by kissing your partner after they have gone down on you. 1
dasein Posted April 26, 2012 Posted April 26, 2012 It's pretty easy to know what you taste like simply by kissing your partner after they have gone down on you. I guess the "car air freshener" part didn't tip off the nature of that post.OP, sorry for that, thought you were someone else who posts similar things here, and were looking for jokes. My bad.
wwwjd Posted April 26, 2012 Posted April 26, 2012 and now we ALL know what your girlfriend's vagina tastes like. The group thanks you.
ChulaGuy Posted April 26, 2012 Posted April 26, 2012 So, you want to feed her vagina with semen so you will like the taste? I thinks you're barking up the wrong tree here, and maybe it's time for you to find some good wood that tastes like semen.
CC12 Posted April 27, 2012 Posted April 27, 2012 I really don't approve of the general jokiness of the responses you're getting here. This is a serious issue which I'm positive can be linked to feminism somehow, so you require a serious answer. It is actually a myth that you can change the taste of one's bodily fluids through diet. Your only option here is to try to somehow enhance the existing taste to make it more appealing to your palate. Apple pairs well with many other flavors: cinnamon, clove, pecan, coffee, a nice sharp cheddar, even peanut butter. Think of your lover's fetid loins as a blank canvas to experiment with food pairings. Be creative! Once you have successfully found the best match, your love life will never be the same. And you'll have me to thank for that. Happy lovemaking. 2
FrustratedStandards Posted April 27, 2012 Posted April 27, 2012 I really don't approve of the general jokiness of the responses you're getting here. This is a serious issue which I'm positive can be linked to feminism somehow, so you require a serious answer. It is actually a myth that you can change the taste of one's bodily fluids through diet. Your only option here is to try to somehow enhance the existing taste to make it more appealing to your palate. Apple pairs well with many other flavors: cinnamon, clove, pecan, coffee, a nice sharp cheddar, even peanut butter. Think of your lover's fetid loins as a blank canvas to experiment with food pairings. Be creative! Agreed. It's the pheromones, the body. Nothing can change someone's natural scent.
CC12 Posted April 27, 2012 Posted April 27, 2012 Agreed. It's the pheromones, the body. Nothing can change someone's natural scent. THANK YOU. Yes, see? Someone gets it.
SJC2008 Posted April 27, 2012 Posted April 27, 2012 Apple Cider? Give her full service on NYE dork. Lol at the holding your nose, I had a visual. The closest you've come,no pun intended, to tasting "apple cider" is bobbing for apples at the county fair goober.
HHC Posted April 27, 2012 Posted April 27, 2012 Agreed. It's the pheromones, the body. Nothing can change someone's natural scent. The taste of semen CAN be changed due to diet.
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