Guys if you notice this in a woman's dating profile it's a "RED FLAG"

[serial muse]

I'm personally immediately suspicious of the false nose and fake moustache too...

 

there's something about that which is definitely a red flag....

 

Also a trenchcoat. Trenchcoat = secret microfilm, and that means a whole heap of trouble on the horizon.

[Mme. Chaucer]

Also a trenchcoat. Trenchcoat = secret microfilm, and that means a whole heap of trouble on the horizon.

 

OR, he might be a flasher, which is almost as bad.

[TaraMaiden]

And stilts.

you don't want stilts.

[NXS]

Also a trenchcoat. Trenchcoat = secret microfilm, and that means a whole heap of trouble on the horizon.

 

Nah a trenchcoat is great for an outdoor bj.

[serial muse]

And stilts.

you don't want stilts.

 

or clown makeup. Hm. So many things to watch out for!

 

I think the key to the trenchcoat is whether or not there appear to be pants under it. That will tell you whether the person is likely to be a flasher. If he's wearing a kilt, perhaps he just wants a bj, as NXS pointed out. Someone should make a flowchart.