If it's the norm for a woman to date a guy older than her then why do I keep getting

[PhillyDude]

What exactly do you have to offer to a 20something year old?

 

Tell me why I should date you?

 

You are unemployed, you are a jerk, you apparently like to kick people when they are down.

 

So explain to me the part where you are a catch?

 

I'm funny, handsome, tall, a good neck kisser, can take care of myself, and don't use drugs

[eleanorhurting]

I'm funny, handsome, tall, a good neck kisser, can take care of myself, and don't use drugs

 

Nothing you have ever written here is funny

 

Taking care of yourself would imply having a job

 

Handsome and tall... thats yet to be seen

 

and good neck kisser? seriously? that is all you have to offer? please

[PhillyDude]

Nothing you have ever written here is funny

 

Taking care of yourself would imply having a job

 

Handsome and tall... thats yet to be seen

 

and good neck kisser? seriously? that is all you have to offer? please

 

I live alone and pay bills and buy my own food which is taking care of yourself the last time I checked

[Mme. Chaucer]

I'm funny, handsome, tall, a good neck kisser, can take care of myself, and don't use drugs

 

How do you manage to kiss necks when your contact with women consists of having your face on a chair with them sitting upon it? Logistically challenging, to say the least!

[PhillyDude]

How do you manage to kiss necks when your contact with women consists of having your face on a chair with them sitting upon it? Logistically challenging, to say the least!

 

When i pay for women it's for either one or these two activities below

 

Extended Foreplay

 

Fetish Activity

[Ginger Grant]

35 years old is middle age now? I thought it was 45

 

If 45 were in middle-aged most people would be living until the ripe old age of 90. If they were living that long they'd be sending you msgs on dating sites.

[Ginger Grant]

Nothing you have ever written here is funny

 

Taking care of yourself would imply having a job

 

Handsome and tall... thats yet to be seen

 

and good neck kisser? seriously? that is all you have to offer? please

 

An unemployed man who has to pay for dates, doesn't have much going on upstairs or downstairs.

[PhillyDude]

An unemployed man who has to pay for dates, doesn't have much going on upstairs or downstairs.

 

Can I pay you to sit on my d....???

[RedRobin]

Can I pay you to sit on my d....???

 

Depends. Give us the specs and how long it takes you to come, and maybe some of us will think about it.

 

Any good 'contractor' needs a complete statement of work.