Dust Posted April 4, 2012 Posted April 4, 2012 Wow man , I really wish I had the ability to switch from moron to intelligent at a whim like you, it would be so much easier to talk to women . I can totally see that dumb Penis and Vagina line working like a charm. You're Woody Allen you probably had your way with Scarlett Johanson sen... My advice to you is to definitely leave the shirt on and yes, be very simple and non intrusive by saying something as mundane as "nice day". Some women really just want their own space and not to be hit on. So, it makes no sense to contrive a major line like Taxi Driver said. You and the "nice day" tsk tsk... what is it with you and worrying about being intrusive? I just came up with a line in honor of you, oh its pretty bold but I blame you partialy for putting it in my head. "Nice day are you feelin frisky?" haha The smile I'll beam after saying that will win her over in its self. If she is in a socializing mood she'll respond. IF she's not she may roll over and tan the opposite butt cheek. It's very simple' date=' If she answers positive that it's a nice day or the flowers on the tree look pretty or weird for this time of year or w/e the ef, then you pitch your name and see if a conversation proceeds. [/quote'] Oh my you really have it thought out. A little timid for my taste taking things like her showing her cheeks as a bad sign. Mayb offer to rub some oil or sun screen on them what ever she needs? If you take your shirt off however and flash that back of yours (I hope your stomach isn't adorned as well) you will probably indeed project something along the lines of the tatted douche with the 6 pack cruising the pool for a suitable receptical for your spermatozoa. Maybe she'll be delighted with that and show you the snake she had done on her ass. But I'm old fashion--ok' date=' hell, just old, and none of that computes with me. Good luck homey. [/quote'] You know you gave all that advice only to say that you're old and none of taht computes... mr big grin. I suggest you come armed with a snorkel, mask and flippers. Stealth approach from underwater. Yeah that and the shark fin for the vagina shark! I'm down! Let's get it. Well you all know I'm already here in FL. You guys just missed spring break. Let's do it. Though who will be the lucky SOB who gets to deliver these gems...? Or do we get to take turns...? We can take turns we'll be stars down at the pool/beach circuit I think you guys should , this is sage advice on how to approach women. Maybe I should try it as well. You've been very focused on the ))<>(( today
MrNate 2.0 Posted April 4, 2012 Posted April 4, 2012 You've been very focused on the ))<>(( today Back and forth.
FitChick Posted April 4, 2012 Posted April 4, 2012 I think you guys should , this is sage advice on how to approach women. Just goes to show that everyone lies about their age online.
FitChick Posted April 4, 2012 Posted April 4, 2012 Forget James Bond movies. Here is a guaranteed way to seduce any woman. This scene has been called sex while dancing with teasing, foreplay, the woman protesting, the man persuading and then, with the music building to a crescendo, the first orgasm on film. Pity this clip ended before he said, "Cigarette?"
Desinova Posted April 4, 2012 Posted April 4, 2012 Just go up an say: "Is it hot in here or is it just me?"
MrNate 2.0 Posted April 4, 2012 Posted April 4, 2012 Forget James Bond movies. Here is a guaranteed way to seduce any woman. This scene has been called sex while dancing with teasing, foreplay, the woman protesting, the man persuading and then, with the music building to a crescendo, the first orgasm on film. Pity this clip ended before he said, "Cigarette?" I don't have time to learn to gyrate my hips like that. Do you want me to pull something?
Dust Posted April 4, 2012 Posted April 4, 2012 Forget James Bond movies. Here is a guaranteed way to seduce any woman. This scene has been called sex while dancing with teasing, foreplay, the woman protesting, the man persuading and then, with the music building to a crescendo, the first orgasm on film. Pity this clip ended before he said, "Cigarette?" I don't have time to learn to gyrate my hips like that. Do you want me to pull something? Our time at the beach will be more like this a pure act of agression 1
Feelin Frisky Posted April 4, 2012 Posted April 4, 2012 Hmmm, the Scuba Steve approach...I like it... Hah, thanks, and no, nothing will ever go on the front...but I like that approach...though would it not be weird that I'm the only person at the pool who keeps his shirt on...? Yeah, but your back is "loud". That's why I think fashion should come off. There just may be times when it doesn't serve to be loud. I love that line from the "Devil's Advocate" where Al Pacino as the Devil says "and they'll never see you coming". (Not to belabor the moot point of choices already made there kiddo).
Author USMCHokie Posted April 4, 2012 Author Posted April 4, 2012 Yeah, but your back is "loud". That's why I think fashion should come off. There just may be times when it doesn't serve to be loud. I love that line from the "Devil's Advocate" where Al Pacino as the Devil says "and they'll never see you coming". (Not to belabor the moot point of choices already made there kiddo). I didn't quite understand what you meant by the bolded above. But I agree, although my back isn't as "loud" as some, it's louder than many...
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