USMCHokie Posted April 3, 2012 Posted April 3, 2012 ...especially if you're there by yourself...? Without seeming creepy...? Or do you just not do it...?
cerridwen Posted April 3, 2012 Posted April 3, 2012 In Vegas, it's just as you would in a club. A quick ten pushups for the pump (kidding), saunter up, whip off the sunglasses, give them the pearly whites, and say hello. 1
Pyro Posted April 3, 2012 Posted April 3, 2012 tell her you need to practice CPR and need a volunteer. Just be yourself and talk to her and try not to let your eyes wander away from her face
wwwjd Posted April 3, 2012 Posted April 3, 2012 My favorites: "Hi." or "Hey." or "Yeah.... time for you to turn over..." Least favorite: "Excuse me, but I was pondering your acceptance of a mild dissertation over the social discressions of the Roman empire during the "Pathelaten" times or including or not discluding covering the Leudequistian philosophies?"
Author USMCHokie Posted April 3, 2012 Author Posted April 3, 2012 In Vegas, it's just as you would in a club. A quick ten pushups for the pump (kidding), saunter up, whip off the sunglasses, give them the pearly whites, and say hello. Just like that, huh...? It just seemed so awkward last weekend, and I'm going again this weekend Han-style... I didn't bring the Kindle or really anything to do, so I just kind of sat there by myself at the side of the pool, splashing my lil' footsies...it felt weird... tell her you need to practice CPR and need a volunteer. Just be yourself and talk to her and try not to let your eyes wander away from her face :laugh: So just go up and talk...? Without reason or cause for action?!?! :eek:
cerridwen Posted April 3, 2012 Posted April 3, 2012 Just like that, huh...? It just seemed so awkward last weekend, and I'm going again this weekend Han-style... I didn't bring the Kindle or really anything to do, so I just kind of sat there by myself at the side of the pool, splashing my lil' footsies...it felt weird... To Bring Next Time: A Kindle A very tall drink and standing order for more Don't sit poolside by your lonesome. Set up on a chaise, with the plan to approach only if something catches your interest. Read, catch a buzz, know your body is beyond bangin', and just take it in. Approach if you're motivated but don't force it.
Pyro Posted April 3, 2012 Posted April 3, 2012 :laugh: So just go up and talk...? Without reason or cause for action?!?! :eek: I'll be honest....it's something that I never attempted so I may not have the best advice. I just say go for it because you don't have anything to lose. 1
Author USMCHokie Posted April 3, 2012 Author Posted April 3, 2012 To Bring Next Time: A Kindle I don't know how to read... A very tall drink and standing order for more Hmmm... Don't sit poolside by your lonesome. Noted... Set up on a chaise, with the plan to approach only if something catches your interest. Read, catch a buzz, know your body is beyond bangin', and just take it in. Approach if you're motivated but don't force it. So should I focus attention/effort on those who appear to be by themselves...? Is it suicide to approach a group...? Or even a mixed group...? :eek:
cerridwen Posted April 3, 2012 Posted April 3, 2012 I don't know how to read... An all too familiar story among the Vegas crowd. We'll look into tutoring for you. So should I focus attention/effort on those who appear to be by themselves...? Is it suicide to approach a group...? Or even a mixed group...? :eek: No mixed groups because you can't tell if there's a brother or boyfriend among them. Girls there solo or up to a 3-person girl group would be fine. Thing is, Hokie, not to put too fine a point on it, but your body is outrageous. Given that, if you're hanging out within eyeshot for a good while, the girls will have noticed you. So, that paves the way a bit. Keep that in mind when choosing your chaise. And also before you approach. Read your Kindle with one eye, take in who's scoping you out, with the other.
Dust Posted April 3, 2012 Posted April 3, 2012 I've been to "busy" to come to Vegas... but come to FL and I'll show you how to approach women at the pool... young women muhaahhahah.... you kinda just do it. Why you worried about being a creep? Seriously we hang out we should make a list of the creepiest sht ever said on here and say this to the hottest women we can find with a straight face. We really need to memorize somedudes pitty fck monologue and arguements that sht will kill on the pool circuit.
Author USMCHokie Posted April 3, 2012 Author Posted April 3, 2012 No mixed groups because you can't tell if there's a brother or boyfriend among them. Girls there solo or up to a 3-person girl group would be fine. Check. Thing is, Hokie, not to put too fine a point on it, but your body is outrageous. Given that, if you're hanging out within eyeshot for a good while, the girls will have noticed you. So, that paves the way a bit. Keep that in mind when choosing your chaise. Well thanks...again... So patience is necessary here? And also before you approach. Read your Kindle with one eye, take in who's scoping you out, with the other. That'll be tough...I have enough trouble reading with two eyes... Well, even last weekend, I definitely saw certain girls looking over in my general direction, but I guess I wasn't sure when the right time was to just say f*ck it, get up, walk over to them, and say hi...
cerridwen Posted April 3, 2012 Posted April 3, 2012 but I guess I wasn't sure when the right time was to just say f*ck it, get up, walk over to them, and say hi... Easy. Three drinks in. Trust me. I used to do this professionally. 1
Feelin Frisky Posted April 3, 2012 Posted April 3, 2012 So she is by herself and has no rings on her finger and is sitting there with no head phones on, not talking on her cell phone, not lying face down trying to tan her back, is not on duty as a life guard, seems to be looking at you or avoiding looking at you, is not reading a book or newspaper, has no empty spot on the blanket or w/e next to her where her boyfriend just got up to take a leak from or what? How about "nice day, huh?":D 1
Dust Posted April 3, 2012 Posted April 3, 2012 So she is by herself and has no rings on her finger and is sitting there with no head phones on, not talking on her cell phone, not lying face down trying to tan her back, is not on duty as a life guard, seems to be looking at you or avoiding looking at you, is not reading a book or newspaper, has no empty spot on the blanket or w/e next to her where her boyfriend just got up to take a leak from or what? How about "nice day, huh?":D Must be all in the way you say it because "nice day, huh?" sounds really hot fartish toooo me. I'd go with something like the great somedude once said... literaly just going off the titles to his post would be poetic "Is it a crime for non top men to not want to date fat women?" I can just imagine the response it would elicit "no sir, its not a crime please sit down and join me and my hour glass figured friends, we'd enjoy your company." 4
Author USMCHokie Posted April 3, 2012 Author Posted April 3, 2012 I'd go with something like the great somedude once said... literaly just going off the titles to his post would be poetic "Is it a crime for non top men to not want to date fat women?" I can just imagine the response it would elicit "no sir, its not a crime please sit down and join me and my hour glass figured friends, we'd enjoy your company." :laugh::laugh: I actually lolz'ed at this... I still don't know what the hell a non-top man is...
Ruby Slippers Posted April 3, 2012 Posted April 3, 2012 I'd go with something like the great somedude once said... literaly just going off the titles to his post would be poetic "Is it a crime for non top men to not want to date fat women?" I can just imagine the response it would elicit "no sir, its not a crime please sit down and join me and my hour glass figured friends, we'd enjoy your company." Thank you for making me laugh tonight.
Feelin Frisky Posted April 3, 2012 Posted April 3, 2012 Must be all in the way you say it because "nice day, huh?" sounds really hot fartish toooo me. I'd go with something like the great somedude once said... literaly just going off the titles to his post would be poetic "Is it a crime for non top men to not want to date fat women?" I can just imagine the response it would elicit "no sir, its not a crime please sit down and join me and my hour glass figured friends, we'd enjoy your company." Leave it to you to make "nice day" a reason to be a hemorrhoid. That line you came up with is intrusive dog vomit. If a chick is by herself you don't want to crowd her so, if you must trawl for poontang by the pool, try something short and innocuous to see if she wants to be bothered or left alone like "nice day for swim" or some thing. If the guy looks like you with a Mohawk then that's enough to get security called. If he looks like Hokie with a fresh Pepsident smile on his grille, he might get a "yeah, it's great isn't it?" After which you pitch your name or something else un-disturbing and normal.
Author USMCHokie Posted April 3, 2012 Author Posted April 3, 2012 Leave it to you to make "nice day" a reason to be a hemorrhoid. That line you came up with is intrusive dog vomit. If a chick is by herself you don't want to crowd her so, if you must trawl for poontang by the pool, try something short and innocuous to see if she wants to be bothered or left alone like "nice day for swim" or some thing. If the guy looks like you with a Mohawk then that's enough to get security called. If he looks like Hokie with a fresh Pepsident smile on his grille, he might get a "yeah, it's great isn't it?" After which you pitch your name or something else un-disturbing and normal. I'm hoping he wasn't serious either...but regarding your rather simple approach...is it crazy enough to work...? I'm just trying to avoid the stigma that comes with "the douche with the body" who hits on every girl...I'd almost rather meet them with my shirt on...then take it off once rapport has been built and we decide to jump in the pool or something...
Dust Posted April 3, 2012 Posted April 3, 2012 Leave it to you to make "nice day" a reason to be a hemorrhoid. I know back in your day "nice day" must have been all the rage. Today asking a girl if its a nice day will get you labeled pervert. Might as well do something worth it right! I hope you see the predicament. That line you came up with is intrusive dog vomit. If a chick is by herself you don't want to crowd her It's meant for the ladies not dirty old men like yourself so I understand if you didn't see the beauty in the some dude approach. so' date=' if you must trawl for poontang by the pool, try something short and innocuous to see if she wants to be bothered or left alone like "nice day for swim" or some thing.[/quote'] Yes I MUST trawl the pool as you put it. Seriously you got a problem with that? I don't go through life or my encounters with people so worried about bothering people as you seem to. If the guy looks like you with a Mohawk then that's enough to get security called. If he looks like Hokie with a fresh Pepsident smile on his grille' date=' he might get a "yeah, it's great isn't it?" After which you pitch your name or something else un-disturbing and normal. [/quote'] My real name would blow you away Rumple Frisky Skin. Whats with trying to be so 'normal" and "un-disturbing?" just strikes me as odd to try so hard... I'm hoping he wasn't serious either...but regarding your rather simple approach...is it crazy enough to work...? I'm just trying to avoid the stigma that comes with "the douche with the body" who hits on every girl...I'd almost rather meet them with my shirt on...then take it off once rapport has been built and we decide to jump in the pool or something... What stigma is there for "the douche with the body?" Is it the stigma that he gets laid a lot and uses women for his sexual pleasure becaue that might be a fun one to live up too. As for the great and wise somedude I've only had time to delve into his thread titles but they truely do make great ice breakers. I mean these girls would never forget us hokie. Just imagine what we could do if we write all his work down. Heres a few more great openers from the man himself the one the only the somedude. I some times question if he's one man or multiple. We see a pretty girl at the pool and ask her "how common are ugly girls?" Another golden one would be "Do women actualy get rejected?" All great for a pool approach. Totaly disarming and great conversation starters. 1
ascendotum Posted April 3, 2012 Posted April 3, 2012 Jump in the water beside her and splash her..... Then say "oh damn I'm sorry...let me get you a towel.....then.....yerr on your own. Accidently splashing her is not too bad of an idea to start up a conversation. If she is sun tanning most of the time, see if you can set your towel up next to her and start a conversation at some point. You will be better off swimming laps every so often, than just sitting there with your feet in the water, imo...it just looks more purposeful plus also gets the blood flowing and pumps your muscles up, for when you saunter past her, while smiling. Don't wear speedos (dick pokers) if you plan to walk up to her. If she's in the water try to end up near her and start a casual conversation about the place or some goofy looking person at the pool, but don't jump in next to her within 10 secs of her getting in the water, its got to be casual.
ScreamingTrees Posted April 3, 2012 Posted April 3, 2012 My favorites: "Hi." or "Hey." or "Yeah.... time for you to turn over..." Least favorite: "Excuse me, but I was pondering your acceptance of a mild dissertation over the social discressions of the Roman empire during the "Pathelaten" times or including or not discluding covering the Leudequistian philosophies?" What if walking up to someone, smiling and saying "hey." leads to them just looking at you or not saying anything at all? What if it just leads to awkward silence? Do you expect the person to know what to say to you to get things going when you approach them? I doubt this'd work for me.
Dust Posted April 3, 2012 Posted April 3, 2012 If you're at the beach and you spot a group of babes in the water you can be a vagina shark. 2
Author USMCHokie Posted April 3, 2012 Author Posted April 3, 2012 ...for when you saunter past her, while smiling... I have to admit I have a serious sauntering issue...even when attention whoring, I find it impossible to make quality eye contact...my natural instinct has always been to look "beyond" people and not pay attention to them...I might occasionally catch a glance of someone looking at me, but for the most part, I have no idea...so if I'm sauntering past people, it looks like I'm either completely ignoring them...or socially retarded...
Dust Posted April 3, 2012 Posted April 3, 2012 I've actualy picked up chics (hot ones) at the pool/beach... I wonder if mr "be normal, don't be distubing" Frisky ever has... I wonder. Him and his "Nice day, huh?" hahaah Seriosly might as well walk over and say "Penis Vagina, huh?" probably get more of a reaction. If she gave you the "what did you say?" you know when you know she knows exactly what you said just be like "I said nice day...huh?.... PENIS" hahah realy pause then emphasize the "PENIS" no "vagina" that time its no longer needed. Guys write this sht down I have been pming with Somedude the great man who Skypes with little hotties like Ceridwen. Maybe more.... I wonder? 1
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