Necris Posted March 31, 2012 Posted March 31, 2012 Just a random non-serious thought but what if being a virgin gave you special abilities like turning you into a DnD mage or give you Jedi/Sith like powers in real-life or something on that level. However you have to be at the very least 35 years old and still a virgin and once the powers that be bestow upon you the power of virginity you can't ever have sex or you will immediately lose all your power forever you also can't "fap" either or you will temporarily lose your power but you can regain it after a month.
Teal Posted March 31, 2012 Posted March 31, 2012 Share the weed or I'll cast magic missile on you. I wouldn't do it. Maybe for fascinating, practical superpowers, but it would still be a bit of a stretch.
january2011 Posted March 31, 2012 Posted March 31, 2012 Ultimate power usually requires holing up in a cave somewhere and growing your hair into a messy white mane so that you can never quite see properly except when you throw your head back with a demonic cackle. No, thanks.
Author Necris Posted March 31, 2012 Author Posted March 31, 2012 Nobody wants to trade in sex for virgin superpowers?
Dust Posted March 31, 2012 Posted March 31, 2012 Oh man what a beautiful mind you have I rather enjoyed that. How old a virgin are you again. Would I do it... no I wouldn't. I'd also be pissed that I lived in a world where not doing the best thing was some how rewarded. (come to think of it people suspected of being virgins would be in great danger on their birthday before powers) To me the entire point of having power is to totaly dominate a bunch of babes! It would be like whats the point? I mean being super rich is like having powers. If I offered you unlimited money and all you had to do was have your dick and balls cut off would you do it? (you're never alloud to get a new cock and balls not even if such a technology exists) Sex is just so great. but still what a funny scenario you made thanks for the laughs.
prune juice Posted March 31, 2012 Posted March 31, 2012 Just a random non-serious thought but what if being a virgin gave you special abilities like turning you into a DnD mage or give you Jedi/Sith like powers in real-life or something on that level. However you have to be at the very least 35 years old and still a virgin and once the powers that be bestow upon you the power of virginity you can't ever have sex or you will immediately lose all your power forever you also can't "fap" either or you will temporarily lose your power but you can regain it after a month. if your a virgin the single power it gives you is to remain a virgin. a female wouldn't touch a virgin with a 50 foot pole. seriously, females avoid virgins.
samsungxoxo Posted March 31, 2012 Posted March 31, 2012 Unfortunately it's been a long time ago since I lost my virginity so I'll have no superpowers. Hypothetically speaking I don't think I can accept the offer. At some point I want to live a normal and functional sex life.
samsungxoxo Posted March 31, 2012 Posted March 31, 2012 if your a virgin the single power it gives you is to remain a virgin. a female wouldn't touch a virgin with a 50 foot pole. seriously, females avoid virgins.Well I would rather be with a male virgin than a manwhore anytime. Why? 1) Not having to worry about catching an STD and getting him tested 2) No other women to compare me to... that would get annoying 3) I get to teach him the few things I know... I'm not an expert either 4) Not much of a difference (he would be at 0 partners while I'm only at 1 still) 5) It would be cute actually....... 6) It means he's serious which is what I'm looking for
El Brujo Posted March 31, 2012 Posted March 31, 2012 It amuses me how much mean-spirited hate people still try to dump on virginity... but the hate just keeps on sliding right off.
samsungxoxo Posted March 31, 2012 Posted March 31, 2012 It amuses me how much mean-spirited hate people still try to dump on virginity... but the hate just keeps on sliding right off. I feel sorry for them as they probably have no life. The only single reason I would dump a male virgin (or any man) is if he treated others poorly and had a nasty attitude.
SmileFace Posted March 31, 2012 Posted March 31, 2012 Umm, yeah super powers don't sound that good if I can't even use them to have super human sex.Omg super human sex sounds amazing - I will wait 35 yrs if that meant I could have super powered sex.
KR10N Posted March 31, 2012 Posted March 31, 2012 I guess no one even bothered to think that their virgin powers could heal the sick or stop wars? Selfish group here. Hypothetically speaking, of course. I'm already a virgin, so I think I could do it.
Author Necris Posted April 1, 2012 Author Posted April 1, 2012 I guess no one even bothered to think that their virgin powers could heal the sick or stop wars? Selfish group here. Hypothetically speaking, of course. I'm already a virgin, so I think I could do it. I'm not sure about stopping wars but with mage like powers you can do alot of good. You could even be a super hero and you could be called V not V for Vendetta but V for Virgin but not any virgin a super badass virgin.
123321 Posted April 1, 2012 Posted April 1, 2012 It gives you the power to eliminate yourself from the genepool.
El Brujo Posted April 1, 2012 Posted April 1, 2012 What if having sex gave you powers? It does! It gives you the power to get the clap, to become addicted, and to pass on birth defects.
El Brujo Posted April 1, 2012 Posted April 1, 2012 I feel sorry for them as they probably have no life. I quite agree; but at the same time, I think it's wrong to feel negativity toward people who won't try different things other than sex as a source of pleasure. For instance, writing and publishing a book is a bit like having a kid. It can become your pride and joy, or it can be the juvenile delinquent from hell.
SmileFace Posted April 1, 2012 Posted April 1, 2012 It does! It gives you the power to get the clap, to become addicted, and to pass on birth defects. how is that funny?
ThaWholigan Posted April 1, 2012 Posted April 1, 2012 I have many powers already. The best power is the ability to keep all my powers even after I lose my virginity. I'm the chosen one 1
KR10N Posted April 1, 2012 Posted April 1, 2012 I'm not sure about stopping wars but with mage like powers you can do alot of good. You could even be a super hero and you could be called V not V for Vendetta but V for Virgin but not any virgin a super badass virgin.Wait... so I'm able to have superpowers & be a mage but I somehow can't have the knowledge to resolve the issues regarding wars? Sounds lame.
Author Necris Posted April 1, 2012 Author Posted April 1, 2012 Wait... so I'm able to have superpowers & be a mage but I somehow can't have the knowledge to resolve the issues regarding wars? Sounds lame. Being a mage doesn't make you a God just a guy with incredible power for a single person but you would basically need god-like power or some unholy level of charisma to be able to create world peace. Also remember there are other powerful virgins running around as well who might have other plans and just as powerful. This guy is a powerful mage but I don't think he can stop war even if he tried. Wakfu special - Nox awaking - YouTube I guess I should make a list of powers. enhanced intelligence- your IQ increases 50-250 points. enhanced senses- you percieve everything around you more acutely and you are aware of everything that happens around you. magical ability- you receive one random power like telekinesis, restoration (heal yourself and others) or pyro/cyrokinesis (ability to change temperature of objects on command), electrokinesis (using your control of electromagnetism, you can do things like hacking machines, frying people, levitating metal objects, and so on), if lucky you can get some pretty powerful abilities like chronomancy (ability to control time to a limited degree, like move incredibly fast by temporarily stopping time around you, looking a short distance into the future or past, or even travelling a short distance (a few minutes) into the future or past.) or necromancy (create zombie servants from corpses) just some mage like ability, using your powers too much can cause insanity and your body to rapidly begin taking on the appearance of a corpse.
KR10N Posted April 1, 2012 Posted April 1, 2012 You know, this thread started out interesting... but then you started naming off all this weird crap. I'm no longer intrigued. To have knowledge doesn't mean you'd have to be God. If there are people in the real world that are able to negotiate hostage situations w/ hostages unscathed then surely a super virgin could think of something. You play too many RPGs. This is making my head hurt. Possibly the reason I stopped playing Dark Souls.
dasein Posted April 1, 2012 Posted April 1, 2012 I might trade sexual experience for the ability to transmute water into gasoline.
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