PhillyDude Posted March 25, 2012 Posted March 25, 2012 You win this for the rest of your life below "You are only around women when you are HORNY because of all the irritations that come with dating and being in a relationship. After having sex with this woman she has to leave so you go back to doing the things you love like watching sports, hanging with the guys, and eating wings and drinking beer until it's time to call that WOMAN again to fulfill your sexual needs" Would this be the best life ever for a single guy?
oaks Posted March 25, 2012 Posted March 25, 2012 You win this for the rest of your life below "You are only around women when you are HORNY because of all the irritations that come with dating and being in a relationship. After having sex with this woman she has to leave so you go back to doing the things you love like watching sports, hanging with the guys, and eating wings and drinking beer until it's time to call that WOMAN again to fulfill your sexual needs" Would this be the best life ever for a single guy? Why does she have to leave? Who's going to make those wings and get me more beers from the fridge? 2
Mantis Toboggan Posted March 25, 2012 Posted March 25, 2012 You win this for the rest of your life below "You are only around women when you are HORNY because of all the irritations that come with dating and being in a relationship. After having sex with this woman she has to leave so you go back to doing the things you love like watching sports, hanging with the guys, and eating wings and drinking beer until it's time to call that WOMAN again to fulfill your sexual needs" Would this be the best life ever for a single guy? Sounds kind of boring actually. No challenge. No anticipation. No emotion. Maybe I feel this way because I'm getting sex fairly consistently, but I need some kind of uncertainty in the situation. Something that makes your heart race a little bit. Otherwise, we're pretty much talking about hiring an escort.
Author PhillyDude Posted March 25, 2012 Author Posted March 25, 2012 Why does she have to leave? Who's going to make those wings and get me more beers from the fridge? I can figure I can call for delivery and have the wings and beer delivered-lol But seriously I didn't feel this way in 2000 and wanted to be in a relationship but after experiecing all the silly sh*T that comes with dating, I notice I only want to talk to women when I'm horny-lol That is actually the only time I go on OKC and POF because I'm in that type of mood. It shouldn't be that way but the way women are just make it so easy
dasein Posted March 25, 2012 Posted March 25, 2012 Well, winning the lottery could buy lots of high dollar prostitutes, in addition to buying lots of cool stuff and taking lots of trips, so no I'd rather win the lottery. I don't wish women would go away after sex, but have had a hard time finding one who agrees with the level of "peace and quiet" and "alone time" around the house that I prefer. 1
Chs Posted March 25, 2012 Posted March 25, 2012 Sounds good to me, just emptying the cannon when you want to and then resuming your bro life. Might get boring after a while tho.. A long while.
Airborne Posted March 25, 2012 Posted March 25, 2012 Women are more fun to hang around than men are. 1
Author PhillyDude Posted March 25, 2012 Author Posted March 25, 2012 Sounds kind of boring actually. No challenge. No anticipation. No emotion. Maybe I feel this way because I'm getting sex fairly consistently, but I need some kind of uncertainty in the situation. Something that makes your heart race a little bit. Otherwise, we're pretty much talking about hiring an escort. Boring? I said after HOT SEX is over I will be 1. Laughing and talking with guys 2. Going to sporting events with the guys 3. Watching a game alone that is exciting with my favorite foods Then I get horny and call the hot girl and she fulfills my need again and back to being with guys Where do you see boring?
Author PhillyDude Posted March 25, 2012 Author Posted March 25, 2012 Women are more fun to hang around than men are. Well why do I prefer being around men more than women? That is a false statement-lol
Author PhillyDude Posted March 25, 2012 Author Posted March 25, 2012 sounds good to me, just emptying the cannon when you want to and then resuming your bro life. Might get boring after a while tho.. A long while. there you go!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mantis Toboggan Posted March 25, 2012 Posted March 25, 2012 Boring? I said after HOT SEX is over I will be 1. Laughing and talking with guys 2. Going to sporting events with the guys 3. Watching a game alone that is exciting with my favorite foods Then I get horny and call the hot girl and she fulfills my need again and back to being with guys Where do you see boring? Where's the chase? Where's the success and failure? The love and heartbreak. I need some kind of challenge, my friend. Otherwise everything get boring. With work. With women. With whatever.
eleanorhurting Posted March 25, 2012 Posted March 25, 2012 phillydude I think you need to stop dating and start hiring prostitutes and do women out there a favor 5
Author PhillyDude Posted March 25, 2012 Author Posted March 25, 2012 I'd way rather win the lottery. Even if it would always be a DIFFERENT HOT GIRL every time you were horny?
Author PhillyDude Posted March 25, 2012 Author Posted March 25, 2012 phillydude I think you need to stop dating and start hiring prostitutes and do women out there a favor I;m not WEALTHY so I can't do that which is why I'm fantasizing:)
Ross MwcFan Posted March 25, 2012 Posted March 25, 2012 Even if it would always be a DIFFERENT HOT GIRL every time you were horny? Yup. I don't think I have much of a sex drive these days.
MrCastle Posted March 25, 2012 Posted March 25, 2012 I'm always torn between the pros and cons of single living/relationship living. As of right now, I have no intentions of being involved exclusively with one person. But I'm 24. I feel like I have so much to explore, so much more fun to have. I also value my alone time and freedom, and I have strong beliefs so it's hard for me to compromise. Relationships are all about compromising and finding middle ground with your partner so both of your needs are met. Right now I feel I don't have the ability to do that. I kind of just wanna go about my life and not have to answer to anyone. I think that kind of thinking would be selfish and damaging to a relationship. Definitely unhealthy thinking for a relationship. I also have high standards, and for me to turn down multiple women for the sake of having just one--wow--she would really have to be something.
Mantis Toboggan Posted March 25, 2012 Posted March 25, 2012 i'm always torn between the pros and cons of single living/relationship living. As of right now, i have no intentions of being involved exclusively with one person. But i'm 24. I feel like i have so much to explore, so much more fun to have. I also value my alone time and freedom, and i have strong beliefs so it's hard for me to compromise. oh no! A multi-dater!!
MrCastle Posted March 25, 2012 Posted March 25, 2012 oh no! A multi-dater!! I got my wad of hundreds, I got my magnum condoms--I'm ready to plow!
Airborne Posted March 25, 2012 Posted March 25, 2012 Well why do I prefer being around men more than women? That is a false statement-lol This thread is designed to provoke responses from women. If you really felt that way you would be making one about sports, eating wings or drinking beer. Welcome to my club Phillydude.
Mme. Chaucer Posted March 27, 2012 Posted March 27, 2012 Have you ever explored the possibility that you might be gay? 2
jobaba Posted March 27, 2012 Posted March 27, 2012 You win this for the rest of your life below "You are only around women when you are HORNY because of all the irritations that come with dating and being in a relationship. After having sex with this woman she has to leave so you go back to doing the things you love like watching sports, hanging with the guys, and eating wings and drinking beer until it's time to call that WOMAN again to fulfill your sexual needs" Would this be the best life ever for a single guy? Lottery. Definitely. Not would I only be able to pursue my true artistic goals if I won the lottery, I get along well with women as friends. I have more good women friends than male, or just as many at least. And most of the 'good part' of having a girlfriend for me is spending time with her and her doing stuff for me. The sex is nice, but not at the top of the list. If you find a GOOD woman and you are a GOOD man, then relationships shouldn't have irritations. Dating and trying to find a mate though does. I wouldn't mind if I didn't have to put up with that ever again.
Author PhillyDude Posted March 27, 2012 Author Posted March 27, 2012 Have you ever explored the possibility that you might be gay? I had no idea the definition of gay meant you only want to be around woman when you are HORNY I would only be gay if I wanted to be around men when I'm horny-lol I prefer to be around men when I"M NOT HORNY LOL
Imported Posted March 27, 2012 Posted March 27, 2012 No OP, I actually like women and find them attractive for things beyond sex. I do in fact look for one person to emotionally connect with and as I am not gay, that person has to be female.
Author PhillyDude Posted March 27, 2012 Author Posted March 27, 2012 No OP, I actually like women and find them attractive for things beyond sex. I do in fact look for one person to emotionally connect with and as I am not gay, that person has to be female. Ok maybe i should be more clear You would only be around women for SEXUAL or PLATONIC reasons but never ever for a relationship.
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