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Why are women over 45 suck in bed and so lazy?


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:laugh::lmao::laugh::lmao::laugh:

 

comes to something when you need your imaginary friend/alter-ego to come in and back you up!!

 

that's just classic!!!

 

:lmao::laugh::lmao::laugh::lmao:

What's really funny is that you are the one who's enabling the trolls by engaging in protacted discussions with them. You must lead a very exciting life...

 

P.S. LOL @ 'TerrorMaiden' :laugh:

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What's really funny is that you are the one who's enabling the trolls by engaging in protacted discussions with them. You must lead a very exciting life...

 

P.S. LOL @ 'TerrorMaiden' :laugh:

 

Very old people like her...usually do....i bet she might fall asleep at any moment..so she keeps her self awake with troll interactions....poor granny....

 

EPIC troll...strikes again...wooooosh!

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What's really funny is that you are the one who's enabling the trolls by engaging in protacted discussions with them. You must lead a very exciting life...

 

P.S. LOL @ 'TerrorMaiden' :laugh:

i know - I love it - it's kinda cute!

Im trying to keep "them" all posting to ensure IP number duplications... if we can get the IP location, we can then ban them all together (like of course, there's more than one....!:rolleyes: ) and ensure they're 'all' zapped.

And it doesn't matter if they know this - there are plenty of existing threads/posts to choose from, for starters...

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You can't zap ever changing proxy IP's.....but go ahead hun...you seem to have all the time in the world....or at most 20 more years...

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'20 years'...?

That's about 11 years older than you....

and actually, you can zap IP numbers.

I've done it.......

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They are ever changing proxy IP's...i know you are old...but come on...get with the internets....

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I am 32 and was dating a 48 year old...she sucked in bed! Vanila missionary sex, did not even wanted go on top...no oral...she did likes cuddling after and watching a movie.....

 

Then I had to show interest by calling every day and stay keen...for what?...sucky lazy sex?...she was divorced with a kid, who lived with daddy...

 

She also said she was a bit "off"...well no duh like all women and specially older ones.

 

Too much work with all the baggage, i travel light...no major insecurities and trust issues please!

 

Why are you fvkkin old hags for. Their vag is propably all dusty, bang girls between the ages 18-22 and you're good. They are freaky, have no hang ups and have tight bodies Leave the hags with their tits by their knees to guys with no confidence and guys that put chicks on pedestals

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Mild electric shock seems to make senior citizens more lively in bed. Maybe try an electric blanket with a short in it or a shaved off extension cord. Use sparingly though, and if they complain, just say "damn, how'd that get like that?"

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What's really funny is that you are the one who's enabling the trolls by engaging in protacted discussions with them. You must lead a very exciting life...

 

P.S. LOL @ 'TerrorMaiden' :laugh:

 

And you are here because...? I suppose you're checking in on your phone, from a tropical vacation, during which you've been sky-diving, swimming with sharks, and banging all the beautiful babes?

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(simultaneously.... while sipping a tequila sunrise....)

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I am 32 and was dating a 48 year old...she sucked in bed! Vanila missionary sex, did not even wanted go on top...no oral...she did likes cuddling after and watching a movie.....

 

Then I had to show interest by calling every day and stay keen...for what?...sucky lazy sex?...she was divorced with a kid, who lived with daddy...

 

She also said she was a bit "off"...well no duh like all women and specially older ones.

 

Too much work with all the baggage, i travel light...no major insecurities and trust issues please!

 

EXCUSE ME......Hear...

 

But I take offense to your title...

 

I am 52, have a great body, mind, and face, and GREAT IN BED!!!! And I work my arse off everyday.....So please, no stereotyping.....

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EXCUSE ME......Hear...

 

But I take offense to your title...

 

I am 52, have a great body, mind, and face, and GREAT IN BED!!!! And I work my arse off everyday.....So please, no stereotyping.....

 

And if you are a troll GO AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Don't take it personally - he's a troll - he doesn't care who it offends... he uses lots of words to make up for..... other inadequacies..... :cool:

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Don't take it personally - he's a troll - he doesn't care who it offends... he uses lots of words to make up for..... other inadequacies..... :cool:

 

 

Thanks Tara....I don't know when they are trolls or not...Thanks for your help!

I am WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY too trusting!!!

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Mild electric shock seems to make senior citizens more lively in bed. Maybe try an electric blanket with a short in it or a shaved off extension cord. Use sparingly though, and if they complain, just say "damn, how'd that get like that?"

 

Best answer to a Troll tread ever!

 

:lmao:

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She's probably divorced for a reason. That should not imply anything about anyone else over 45. There are plenty of sizzling, scintillating screamers who can suck start a leaf blower out there over 50.

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She's probably divorced for a reason. That should not imply anything about anyone else over 45. There are plenty of sizzling, scintillating screamers who can suck start a leaf blower out there over 50.

 

 

FF.. I think if love you!!!!!:love: Damm right we are out there!!!!!

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FF.. I think if love you!!!!!:love: Damm right we are out there!!!!!

 

*makes "call me" sign"

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(simultaneously.... while sipping a tequila sunrise....)

 

:laugh: Yes, how clever.

 

I was feeling kind of mean for jumping on him, even if it was mild, but I've had it.

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At least 48 year old women dont have to worry about ED xD

 

Why is anyone feeding this troll anyhow?

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At least 48 year old women dont have to worry about ED xD

 

Why is anyone feeding this troll anyhow?

 

I was talking to someone defending him. He has fans now.

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At least 48 year old women dont have to worry about ED xD

 

Why is anyone feeding this troll anyhow?

 

because we hope he'll get stuffed and go *pop!!!*

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You can't take an EPIC troll and "pop" him...unless you want to use your toothless gums grandma....

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You can't take an EPIC troll and "pop" him...unless you want to use your toothless gums grandma....

 

Leave her alone. I thought you didn't troll outside of work? I thought you had actual hobbies at home.

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it is Friday...I can play here a bit...so sue me....got my jack and hand on my pack....Sunday playing paintball with my hommies.

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