sexyjealous Posted March 14, 2012 Posted March 14, 2012 Ithink i broke my cherry because i use to fingered myself but now ,i tried to put the carrott in me but it hurt alot and i couldnt do it!!!:mad::mad: What else can you masturbate with instead of a carrot??:rolleyes:
JesseJames Posted March 14, 2012 Posted March 14, 2012 This site is supposed to be for adults, yes? It's fine that your psyche wants you to experiment with writing out perversions and such, but there are better ways to experiment with and edify your mind. Find them, because very soon this will all grow very old to you... hopefully.
El Brujo Posted March 14, 2012 Posted March 14, 2012 The pain is God's way of telling you to knock it off and stop playing Great Explorer.
DontWorryBHappy Posted March 14, 2012 Posted March 14, 2012 Try a banana. Lol no but really, If you're gonna do that use a dildo. I don't wanna read a post about how you had to go to the hospital to get a lost fruit or vegetable removed.
Author sexyjealous Posted March 14, 2012 Author Posted March 14, 2012 Try a banana. Lol no but really, If you're gonna do that use a dildo. I don't wanna read a post about how you had to go to the hospital to get a lost fruit or vegetable removed. I am scared now...:o:o
Feelin Frisky Posted March 14, 2012 Posted March 14, 2012 Make sure there's not a rabbit gnawing it's way toward you on the other end.
El Brujo Posted March 14, 2012 Posted March 14, 2012 These trolls multiply like rabbits. This is a perfect example why Homo estupidus' numbers need to be controlled.
kaylan Posted March 14, 2012 Posted March 14, 2012 Its such a shame the email system is back up...because it seems like all the new members are trolls. Tony def needs to recruit more mods.
goldengirl11 Posted March 14, 2012 Posted March 14, 2012 I am scared now...:o:o Don't worry, just try and find a softer alternative object next time! As long as you're not in any discomfort still now?
El Brujo Posted March 14, 2012 Posted March 14, 2012 Its such a shame the email system is back up...because it seems like all the new members are trolls. Tony def needs to recruit more mods. It wouldn't do any good, someone else out there will buy board software and put up another board somewhere else.
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