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So I took a ***** at my new GFs house this morning and I think I forgot to flush...

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She's been quiet all day so I'm assuming I really did forget. She went to go take a shower and it hit me "I FORGOT TO FLUSH"...so I tried to run in a flush; she was coming out as I tried to go in and the toilet was flushing...i dunno if she flushed my poop or if she had just used the bathroom herself. All I do know is she's been quiet all day...lol I think shes disgusted but I mean really...if your not going to talk because I forgot to flush I sticky load...do I really want to be with you? Again I dont know if I really forgot or not...i just remember pooping and getting into the shower. Didnt flush because I didnt want the water to go cold for a quick sec (I dont even know if that really happens, i've seen it happen on tv so i've always assumed it happened in real life, call me naive)

 

Ladies would you be upset if a guy you've been an official couple for 2 weeks pinched off a stinky load and forgot to flush?

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I am a man but I think it's gross when people don't flush. My roommates do it to save water, but I prefer to have a clean-looking bathroom. This morning there was a lot of period blood in the toilet.

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Period blood and poo are two diff things and as a man I thinks thats DISGUSTING I'd be blown...not flushing becuase they want to save water??? Aren't toilets designed to save water now'a days???

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Period blood and poo are two diff things and as a man I thinks thats DISGUSTING

 

Why are they so different? No one should have to deal with another person's excrement OR menstrual fluid hanging out in their toilet.

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RonChalant Established Member

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Well from what he said it was done purposly...my incident if it did indeed happen was a complete accident

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Just say... sorry, I think I forgot to flush this morning. My bad, I'm normally not like this (I assume you normally DO flush).

johan Established Member

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Ask her, "did you take care of that? I couldn't bring myself to do it. It was horrible."

 

I'll be happy to see this little wave of bathroom topics end.

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I think I'm gonna try this test and see how the my special someone reacts...

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I think I'm gonna try this test and see how the my special someone reacts...

 

lmao don't do it

 

(I assume you normally DO flush)

 

yes i normally flush :p

 

Ask her, "did you take care of that? I couldn't bring myself to do it. It was horrible."

 

lol thats a good one

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You could also throw a little guilt her way: "You didn't flush that, did you?!" Come out swinging.

 

Make believe you were proud of it or were attached. Otherwise you obviously would have flushed it yourself.

 

If you're a true alphamale, she'll start to try to devise ways to get it back for you. This is a good test for your relationship. Find out where you stand.

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test hell...i barely want the relationship; im rebounding apparently

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You could also throw a little guilt her way: "You didn't flush that, did you?!" Come out swinging.

Make believe you were proud of it or were attached. Otherwise you obviously would have flushed it yourself.

If you're a true alphamale, she'll start to try to devise ways to get it back for you. This is a good test for your relationship. Find out where you stand.

 

Great idea! Tell her you needed to take a picture. Or if she is really religious that you saw Mohammad or the Virgin Mary in it.

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not flushing becuase they want to save water??? Aren't toilets designed to save water now'a days???

My toilet does not appear to be designed to save water. I think regardless of the design, it uses less water if you don't flush it.

 

Surely you've heard if it's yellow, let it mellow, if it's brown, flush it down?

 

I know. :sick:

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Great idea! Tell her you needed to take a picture. Or if she is really religious that you saw Mohammad ... in it.

 

You want to get yourself killed?

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You could tell her about the poster who was on here yesterday who apparently liked eating feces. You could tell her you were saving it for him and ask her if she flushed it.

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If you ran in and the toilet was flushed there was only one thing to do, ask her and sincerely apologize--and if you have a story that something distracted you and you neglected to do the right thing, tell her and be remorseful. Yes, it is disgusting and it shouldn't happen so if it did, the only answer is to be really contrite about it.

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Ask her, "did you take care of that? I couldn't bring myself to do it. It was horrible."

 

I'll be happy to see this little wave of bathroom topics end.

 

I'd change it around and say it was such a masterpiece I couldn't bring myself to flush it.

 

but that's just me.

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Liquid beauty.

 

 

 

Once upon a time a prince met very beautiful young girl. He visited her house to see her but she was very chaste. The prince wanted to marry this beautiful girl but she didn’t want to marry him. So she said to him, You want to marry me, you are attracted by my beauty, so I will distill my beauty in the next ten days, I will distill my beauty into pots.

 

 

So the prince agreed. Then the beautiful girl said, “If you still want to take me as your wife then you can take me.” The prince replied, “All right, that’s fine, I’ll come back in ten days and certainly I’ll take you as my wife my beautiful young maiden.”

As soon he left the beautiful young girl started to take very strong purgatives. She kept all the vomit and stool in a big pot. She didn’t eat anything, she was simply passing stool and vomiting, so within ten days her whole beautiful body was destroyed. She was a gray color, she was very skinny, very weak, you couldn’t recognize her as the same person.

After ten days the prince came back to visit the beautiful young girl. She opened the door for him. When the prince saw her he said, “I have come to see one very beautiful lady who I am about to marry.” So the girl said, “I am that beautiful young lady.” He replied, “No it isn’t true. How could it be possible?” She said, “Yes I am that beautiful young lady, I have distilled my beauty, come and see it.” She took the prince to the place where she was keeping the big pot containing all of her stool, vomit and urine and she said, “Here is my beauty.”

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Liquid beauty.

 

 

 

Once upon a time a prince met very beautiful young girl. He visited her house to see her but she was very chaste. The prince wanted to marry this beautiful girl but she didn’t want to marry him. So she said to him, You want to marry me, you are attracted by my beauty, so I will distill my beauty in the next ten days, I will distill my beauty into pots.

 

 

So the prince agreed. Then the beautiful girl said, “If you still want to take me as your wife then you can take me.” The prince replied, “All right, that’s fine, I’ll come back in ten days and certainly I’ll take you as my wife my beautiful young maiden.”

As soon he left the beautiful young girl started to take very strong purgatives. She kept all the vomit and stool in a big pot. She didn’t eat anything, she was simply passing stool and vomiting, so within ten days her whole beautiful body was destroyed. She was a gray color, she was very skinny, very weak, you couldn’t recognize her as the same person.

After ten days the prince came back to visit the beautiful young girl. She opened the door for him. When the prince saw her he said, “I have come to see one very beautiful lady who I am about to marry.” So the girl said, “I am that beautiful young lady.” He replied, “No it isn’t true. How could it be possible?” She said, “Yes I am that beautiful young lady, I have distilled my beauty, come and see it.” She took the prince to the place where she was keeping the big pot containing all of her stool, vomit and urine and she said, “Here is my beauty.”

 

 

<<blinks>>

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Liquid beauty.

 

 

 

Once upon a time a prince met very beautiful young girl. He visited her house to see her but she was very chaste. The prince wanted to marry this beautiful girl but she didn’t want to marry him. So she said to him, You want to marry me, you are attracted by my beauty, so I will distill my beauty in the next ten days, I will distill my beauty into pots.

 

 

So the prince agreed. Then the beautiful girl said, “If you still want to take me as your wife then you can take me.” The prince replied, “All right, that’s fine, I’ll come back in ten days and certainly I’ll take you as my wife my beautiful young maiden.”

As soon he left the beautiful young girl started to take very strong purgatives. She kept all the vomit and stool in a big pot. She didn’t eat anything, she was simply passing stool and vomiting, so within ten days her whole beautiful body was destroyed. She was a gray color, she was very skinny, very weak, you couldn’t recognize her as the same person.

After ten days the prince came back to visit the beautiful young girl. She opened the door for him. When the prince saw her he said, “I have come to see one very beautiful lady who I am about to marry.” So the girl said, “I am that beautiful young lady.” He replied, “No it isn’t true. How could it be possible?” She said, “Yes I am that beautiful young lady, I have distilled my beauty, come and see it.” She took the prince to the place where she was keeping the big pot containing all of her stool, vomit and urine and she said, “Here is my beauty.”

 

This doesn't make any sense, Aesop.

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Leigh 87 Established Member

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It depends how long u have been together.

 

ONce you have strong feelings, or are in love, that stuff is NOT a deal breaker.

 

On the other hand, if u did it in the early stages, before u guys have a deap interest in each other, it could put her off, and she wcould need some space haha.

 

If she is really into you, she will feel uncomfortable but look past it.

Leigh 87 Established Member

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I'd change it around and say it was such a masterpiece I couldn't bring myself to flush it.

 

but that's just me.

 

 

 

 

Because I am somewhat quirky, I would just laugh !!!! I would think it is gross, of course, but I would not have stopped seeing my boyfriend over it - I would have just aughed loudly, felt uncomfortable, and thought it was iobne of those great, funny things that seldom happens.

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This doesn't make any sense, Aesop.

 

Does it not? I thought it was obvious enough to need no explanation. Obviously not.

 

East of Aesop.

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I am a man but I think it's gross when people don't flush. My roommates do it to save water, but I prefer to have a clean-looking bathroom. This morning there was a lot of period blood in the toilet.

 

Ha! One of my dad's ex gf thought he would not flush because he was cheap, but in reality, he has always been like that...forgetting to flush. It's pretty gross.

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Does it not? I thought it was obvious enough to need no explanation. Obviously not.

 

East of Aesop.

 

Huh. 10 chars

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