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A different endgame


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I gave up on OLD completely last holiday season, and I'm probably going to quit one of the singles meetup groups I'm a member of.

 

But if you think I'm giving up and getting all mopey and bitter, you couldn't be more wrong.

 

It occurred to me what a waste of my time it is to hang around with people who aren't interested in the same things I'm interested in---this is why I gave the bar scene the brush and am NEVER going back to it---and guess what, getting laid isn't my endgame. Comprende??? Getting laid isn't going to result in my getting a useless blue ribbon prize or a useless gold trophy cup.

 

I've been re-focusing my efforts toward something I've been putting off for 2 years: advertising one of my books so I can sell a bunch of copies and make a crapload of money. I won't tell you what this book is, but it's already listed on Amazon, it's humor, and it's G-rated. In other words, I'm becoming an alpha... and if women throw themselves at me when I'm tooling around town in my new purple Maserati, I'll give 'em my card and they can make an appointment to come in for an interview.

 

But right now, I've got dollar signs in my eyes. My book has never failed to get some good laughs. Dating is just icing on the cake. :cool:

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Pick any other color but purple when you get your Maserati. :)

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Pick any other color but purple when you get your Maserati. :)

 

Why? Purple symbolizes power, prestige, and the right to do whatever you damn well please.

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