Gold Pile Posted February 19, 2012 Posted February 19, 2012 (edited) I've been often visiting my elderly Aunt in a skilled Nursing facility. (lots of cute nurses there). I asked 7 nurses and nurses aids out for a lunch date...no luck. There was one patient there, I'll call her Jackie, she was in her early 50's, very fit, very attractive. She was always fussing with her hair and make-up. Sometimes she babbled nonsense, she mostly just walked around and used the fitness room. She had 2 trademark sayings that she said very often. I won't qoute her exactly (some people would know who I was talking about). This is somewhat similar to what she said.... She asked strangers "are you my savior?". She told the staff and other patients "you're not my savior". I was on the trail of a hot nurse when I ducked into Jackie's room, she was topless on her bed, a site for sore eyes!. Are you my savior? she asked. I said I was. After a quiet moment to think, I told her It was her mission to bear my children. It warmed my heart to see how thrilled she was. Too many people were around, so I made a date to meet her in the conference room at 9PM. Ok, by now some of you are probably unhappy with me, but in my defense, I was going to wear a condom for safety even if I'm sure you can't get a 50 year old pregnant. I snuck in to the conference room B4 9 PM. I had a blanket, a pillow, a bottle of wine, and 2 glasses. 9 came and went, where was my date? When her hallway was quiet (a small staff makes the rounds often) I snuck over to her room. There she was in bed with a male nurse, they were having a great romp. True, I didn't know her well, my heart didn't hurt that much, but still she lacked the most basic of manners. Why can't people be more polite? Edited February 19, 2012 by Gold Pile
Wink Tobasco Posted February 20, 2012 Posted February 20, 2012 I'd say it was unethical for you to attempt to seduce a woman with mental issues. It was also unethical of the male nurse.
phineas Posted February 20, 2012 Posted February 20, 2012 I'd say it was unethical for you to attempt to seduce a woman with mental issues. It was also unethical of the male nurse. It would only be unethical if he could not provide the Rapture while making love to her.
Author Gold Pile Posted February 20, 2012 Author Posted February 20, 2012 Thanks emilia Wink, what ethical issue? she is a fiftysomething adult. The issue was that she made a date with me, then bedded another man.
Feelin Frisky Posted February 20, 2012 Posted February 20, 2012 Thanks emilia Wink, what ethical issue? she is a fiftysomething adult. The issue was that she made a date with me, then bedded another man. He was her savior 8:30 savior and your mistake was getting there B4 9:PM.
Mme. Chaucer Posted February 20, 2012 Posted February 20, 2012 Does Jackie have early onset Alzheimer's? That could be interesting ...
somedude81 Posted February 20, 2012 Posted February 20, 2012 You got to shape the gold while it's still hot. Otherwise you'll never get bars.
Author Gold Pile Posted February 20, 2012 Author Posted February 20, 2012 Does Jackie have early onset Alzheimer's? That could be interesting ... I'm pretty sure that is the case. You could say it makes her interesting, but I'd rather she was "normal" enough not to cheat on a man she just made a date with.
Mme. Chaucer Posted February 20, 2012 Posted February 20, 2012 It probably is unethical to ply an Alzheimer's patient with alcohol, so next time forget about the wine.
FitChick Posted February 20, 2012 Posted February 20, 2012 Fifty sounds awfully young to get Alzheimer's. She just sounds mentally ill.
Feelin Frisky Posted February 20, 2012 Posted February 20, 2012 Maybe she wanted you to "save" her from that "nurse".
ShannonMI Posted February 20, 2012 Posted February 20, 2012 I've been often visiting my elderly Aunt in a skilled Nursing facility. (lots of cute nurses there). I asked 7 nurses and nurses aids out for a lunch date...no luck. There was one patient there, I'll call her Jackie, she was in her early 50's, very fit, very attractive. She was always fussing with her hair and make-up. Sometimes she babbled nonsense, she mostly just walked around and used the fitness room. She had 2 trademark sayings that she said very often. I won't qoute her exactly (some people would know who I was talking about). This is somewhat similar to what she said.... She asked strangers "are you my savior?". She told the staff and other patients "you're not my savior". I was on the trail of a hot nurse when I ducked into Jackie's room, she was topless on her bed, a site for sore eyes!. Are you my savior? she asked. I said I was. After a quiet moment to think, I told her It was her mission to bear my children. It warmed my heart to see how thrilled she was. Too many people were around, so I made a date to meet her in the conference room at 9PM. Ok, by now some of you are probably unhappy with me, but in my defense, I was going to wear a condom for safety even if I'm sure you can't get a 50 year old pregnant. I snuck in to the conference room B4 9 PM. I had a blanket, a pillow, a bottle of wine, and 2 glasses. 9 came and went, where was my date? When her hallway was quiet (a small staff makes the rounds often) I snuck over to her room. There she was in bed with a male nurse, they were having a great romp. True, I didn't know her well, my heart didn't hurt that much, but still she lacked the most basic of manners. Why can't people be more polite? There is obviously something wrong with this woman. She's 50 years old and already living in a nursing home? Ahhhh that's not normal. Why would you even think about sleeping with her? Just because she's good looking? Chick isn't playing with a full deck. There are other places to meet women. A nursing home should not be one of them.
Mme. Chaucer Posted February 20, 2012 Posted February 20, 2012 I think he appreciates a captive audience. 2
ShannonMI Posted February 20, 2012 Posted February 20, 2012 I think he appreciates a captive audience. GP has to be a troll:rolleyes: This story is just too ridiculous to believe.
phineas Posted February 20, 2012 Posted February 20, 2012 There is obviously something wrong with this woman. She's 50 years old and already living in a nursing home? Ahhhh that's not normal. Why would you even think about sleeping with her? Just because she's good looking? Chick isn't playing with a full deck. There are other places to meet women. A nursing home should not be one of them. crazies are the best in bed. You just have to plan an escape route before hand. I think GP dodged a bullet.
ShannonMI Posted February 20, 2012 Posted February 20, 2012 crazies are the best in bed. You just have to plan an escape route before hand. I think GP dodged a bullet. I have to agree with you. Crazies ARE damn good in bed. My best sex was with a bipolar guy. Hahahahahaha but he wasn't in a nursing home or an asylum. If he had been, no matter how good looking he was, I would never have considered it. It's too f*cking weird.
phineas Posted February 20, 2012 Posted February 20, 2012 I have to agree with you. Crazies ARE damn good in bed. My best sex was with a bipolar guy. Hahahahahaha but he wasn't in a nursing home or an asylum. If he had been, no matter how good looking he was, I would never have considered it. It's too f*cking weird. I think it's the anti-septic & ben-gay smell combined that kinda turns me off.
Author Gold Pile Posted February 21, 2012 Author Posted February 21, 2012 Fifty sounds awfully young to get Alzheimer's. She just sounds mentally ill. Indeed, I can't say for sure why she is there. And she looks early 50's, but I don't know her real age. I just want to establish that I wasn't trying to take advantage of a younger woman. She's older so there isn't anything "unethical" going on. (not on my part anyway)
ShannonMI Posted February 21, 2012 Posted February 21, 2012 Indeed, I can't say for sure why she is there. And she looks early 50's, but I don't know her real age. I just want to establish that I wasn't trying to take advantage of a younger woman. She's older so there isn't anything "unethical" going on. (not on my part anyway) It's not about her being younger then you that makes what you planned to do unethical. It's that she is obviously mentally ill or has some other major disability and you were looking to screw her. She lives in a nursing home. HELLO!!!! This has to be a joke:lmao:
DonVee Posted February 21, 2012 Posted February 21, 2012 My BFF manages and residential facility for the elderly and the stories that I hear are hilarious... I'm not surprised and they are allowed "Adult" time because they are considered adults as long as it doesn't break any laws... Funny story, maybe he offered a better time than you better luck next time!
Author Gold Pile Posted February 23, 2012 Author Posted February 23, 2012 It's not about her being younger then you that makes what you planned to do unethical. It's that she is obviously mentally ill or has some other major disability and you were looking to screw her. She lives in a nursing home. HELLO!!!! This has to be a joke:lmao: I admit you almost had me feeling like I was doing something bad. Thanks to Donvee for the previous post saying that this is fairly common. She would have to be in a very poor state of mind not to know who she did and didn't want to screw.
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