El Brujo Posted February 10, 2012 Posted February 10, 2012 I found out for myself that it's true--- online it's too easy to be something you're not. I got out some old jpegs of 3 different women, opened up 3 new e-mails, then posted three fake profiles. I had loads of fun making up life stories for them. Man oh man, you wouldn't BELIEVE how many guys tried to hit on all 3 of the "women"!!! And almost all of them came off like they had a 2nd grade education! I was like, WTF... now I understand why so many of those other female profiles are fake! If I was a woman who attracted that many drooling goons, I wouldn't do online dating either!
Dust Posted February 10, 2012 Posted February 10, 2012 El Brujo could you make a female account on here and let me talk dirty to you? I'd like to drool into your female butt hole
Author El Brujo Posted February 10, 2012 Author Posted February 10, 2012 El Brujo could you make a female account on here and let me talk dirty to you? I'd like to drool into your female butt hole Of course... if you let "her" agree to fart in your manly face, LOL!
garycoleman Posted February 10, 2012 Posted February 10, 2012 On a related note, would it be a good idea for a guy to make a fake account to pretend to be another guy to practice gaming girls online? I have never done online dating before and would like to try.
Dust Posted February 10, 2012 Posted February 10, 2012 On a related note, would it be a good idea for a guy to make a fake account to pretend to be another guy to practice gaming girls online? I have never done online dating before and would like to try. Why make a fake account. Just practice talking to girls with a real account.
Author El Brujo Posted February 10, 2012 Author Posted February 10, 2012 On a related note, would it be a good idea for a guy to make a fake account to pretend to be another guy to practice gaming girls online? I have never done online dating before and would like to try. Nah, it gets old real quick. The only "girls" you can game online are the really really fat mama divorced types with 5 kids and they're all stuck off in these little godforsaken Midwestern hick towns. No fun at all.
garycoleman Posted February 10, 2012 Posted February 10, 2012 Why make a fake account. Just practice talking to girls with a real account. I know I will screw up when I try online dating. I don't want to screw up with a real account and lose my chance with girls I'm interested in. If I use a fake account to practice and screw up, that doesn't really matter. When I become more comfortable with online dating then I will use a real account.
Author El Brujo Posted February 10, 2012 Author Posted February 10, 2012 I know I will screw up when I try online dating. I don't want to screw up with a real account and lose my chance with girls I'm interested in. If I use a fake account to practice and screw up, that doesn't really matter. When I become more comfortable with online dating then I will use a real account. Honestly, you'd be wise to follow my example and switch to meetup groups... unless you're a nerd who looks like Jabba the Hutt or something...
Oxy Moronovich Posted February 10, 2012 Posted February 10, 2012 I found out for myself that it's true--- online it's too easy to be something you're not. I got out some old jpegs of 3 different women, opened up 3 new e-mails, then posted three fake profiles. I had loads of fun making up life stories for them. Man oh man, you wouldn't BELIEVE how many guys tried to hit on all 3 of the "women"!!! And almost all of them came off like they had a 2nd grade education! I was like, WTF... now I understand why so many of those other female profiles are fake! If I was a woman who attracted that many drooling goons, I wouldn't do online dating either! This is actually quite true. Many guys become shamelessly desperate for even the most average woman online. It is sickening. One chick on youtube used to make a video diary showing her butt. It got over 200,000 views within a year. Some of the posts were the lowest, lamest crap you've ever seen. Like, "I'd suck the farts out of your buttcrack, cutie." or "I'd eat a mile of your feces just to get to your ass." Alotta women like this kind of attention from these perverts from the comfort of their own home.
kiss_andmakeup Posted February 10, 2012 Posted February 10, 2012 More men should do this, actually. Might shed some light on the "why don't women reply??" queries.
Mrlonelyone Posted February 10, 2012 Posted February 10, 2012 This sort of thing is just exactly why most online dating is total BS. Aside from the OLD sites which are just a scam and every female profile is fake. There are all the phonies fakers and simply insincere folks on there. How about this. Just pretend to be a more attractive man online then show up. 9/10 times the woman will walk out on a meeting but you only need one to stay for coffee.
Anela Posted February 10, 2012 Posted February 10, 2012 Nah, it gets old real quick. The only "girls" you can game online are the really really fat mama divorced types with 5 kids and they're all stuck off in these little godforsaken Midwestern hick towns. No fun at all. The only thing you got right here, was "Midwestern towns".
RecordProducer Posted February 10, 2012 Posted February 10, 2012 I know I will screw up when I try online dating. I don't want to screw up with a real account and lose my chance with girls I'm interested in. If I use a fake account to practice and screw up, that doesn't really matter. When I become more comfortable with online dating then I will use a real account.That's actually a great idea! Just keep in mind guys, representing yourself as someone else (even worse, you put a real pic but make a fool out of this person) may be a crime! Use porn stars' pictures or foreign TV hostsor something -people who will never stumble upon your profile and that no one will recognize.
Mme. Chaucer Posted February 10, 2012 Posted February 10, 2012 Is there romance brewing here between El Brujo and Dust, or is it just a sex thang?
Jynxx Posted February 10, 2012 Posted February 10, 2012 That's actually a great idea! Just keep in mind guys, representing yourself as someone else (even worse, you put a real pic but make a fool out of this person) may be a crime! Use porn stars' pictures or foreign TV hostsor something -people who will never stumble upon your profile and that no one will recognize. Using celebrities instead of randoms because they won't be recognized and you won't be sued? Are you serious? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2098777/New-York-escort-agency-sued-girlfriend-F1-star-Fernando-Alonso-website-uses-pictures-depict-700-girl.html?ito=feeds-newsxml
Thieves Posted February 10, 2012 Posted February 10, 2012 The only thing you got right here, was "Midwestern towns". Yeah, I was waiting for someone to comment on that.
betterdeal Posted February 10, 2012 Posted February 10, 2012 Is there romance brewing here between El Brujo and Dust, or is it just a sex thang? They need to get INVOLVED. And afterwards, step up the pretending to be a woman to the offline world too.
EnigmaticClarity Posted February 10, 2012 Posted February 10, 2012 I got out some old jpegs of 3 different women, opened up 3 new e-mails, then posted three fake profiles. I had loads of fun making up life stories for them. Man oh man, you wouldn't BELIEVE how many guys tried to hit on all 3 of the "women"!!! And almost all of them came off like they had a 2nd grade education! Can you post links to the profiles and give more exact numbers as to the type of contact you're getting, i.e. number of emails per day, examples of the scummiest emails, or anything else of interest? Your experiment sounds like a compelling one, but I think I'd be fine with just learning about it vicariously from more detail about your own experience.
phineas Posted February 10, 2012 Posted February 10, 2012 Nah, it gets old real quick. The only "girls" you can game online are the really really fat mama divorced types with 5 kids and they're all stuck off in these little godforsaken Midwestern hick towns. No fun at all. Make sure you put down that you make 75k or more in your profile or they won't talk to you. LOL!
phineas Posted February 10, 2012 Posted February 10, 2012 More men should do this, actually. Might shed some light on the "why don't women reply??" queries. Well, I spell & grammar check my initial messages. I have no idea what a woman expects in that initial message but most intelligent men are not going to waste 20 to 30mins composing a masterpiece when they know most women won't even respond because their e-standards have priced them out of 90% of the men on the site.
EnigmaticClarity Posted February 10, 2012 Posted February 10, 2012 Make sure you put down that you make 75k or more in your profile or they won't talk to you. LOL! I can't imagine why people fill out income in their profiles. What difference should it make for a date? Put your job, and let them guess the income based upon that.
EnigmaticClarity Posted February 10, 2012 Posted February 10, 2012 I have no idea what a woman expects in that initial message but most intelligent men are not going to waste 20 to 30mins composing a masterpiece when they know most women won't even respond because their e-standards have priced them out of 90% of the men on the site. Short, funny, and creative almost always gets your profile viewed.
kaylan Posted February 10, 2012 Posted February 10, 2012 I cant complain about pickiness online, because I am quite picky myself. I think more dudes would understand if they werent so desperate for a taste of vagina all the time. It would help tip things back into our collective favor, but whatever. I wont let them rain on my parade.
Dust Posted February 10, 2012 Posted February 10, 2012 I know I will screw up when I try online dating. I don't want to screw up with a real account and lose my chance with girls I'm interested in. If I use a fake account to practice and screw up, that doesn't really matter. When I become more comfortable with online dating then I will use a real account. EXCUSE ME! It doesn't matter if you screw up with your real account. You can try try again. If you do it with a fake account and hit it off with a girl you can't then transfer the like to your real account... You take to seriously, if you just had fun with dating and stayed away from online dating you'd be doing great with the ladies. This is actually quite true. Many guys become shamelessly desperate for even the most average woman online. It is sickening. One chick on youtube used to make a video diary showing her butt. It got over 200,000 views within a year. Some of the posts were the lowest, lamest crap you've ever seen. Like, "I'd suck the farts out of your buttcrack, cutie." or "I'd eat a mile of your feces just to get to your ass." Alotta women like this kind of attention from these perverts from the comfort of their own home. Oh man tha cracked me up. We all know men are like this though. Some at least. Of course... if you let "her" agree to fart in your manly face, LOL! I'd be turned on if I thought a hot chick was saying this perverse stuff to me. Is there romance brewing here between El Brujo and Dust, or is it just a sex thang? Why don't I come over to the Astral plain and we can make it a threesome? Yeah, I was waiting for someone to comment on that. I was waiting for you to come post. One of my FAVORITES on LS Thieves. They need to get INVOLVED. And afterwards, step up the pretending to be a woman to the offline world too. He could pay a escort to go on the date with me and relay his comands through a two way radio. I cant complain about pickiness online, because I am quite picky myself. I think more dudes would understand if they werent so desperate for a taste of vagina all the time. It would help tip things back into our collective favor, but whatever. I wont let them rain on my parade. Collective favor is highly overated. I actually gain a great individual favor if I'm willing to use it based on how afraid of rejection and lame most PEOPLE are.
Onlyjonley Posted February 10, 2012 Posted February 10, 2012 Why do men enjoy posing as chicks on the internet? I post on a Missouri Tigers message board and there are flippin dudes on there who pretend to be females. They'll send flirtatious messages to all the other guys, and then later it'll be revealed that they're not actually women. It's weird. The internet is weeeeird.
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