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Wow this thread has opened my eyes a bit. I thought most women liked it bigger but it seems not. Average seems to be the best.

 

OP have you had sex with any women that have had children? If not you should try it and see how that goes. Just to get some reference.

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The short and stout

Keeps slipping out

And produces all the babies.

While the long and thin,

It goes right in,

And satisfies the ladies.

 

Raunchy lol...I'd think the constant flopping out would get old though

 

When you're being rough, go more with the biting/scratching/hair pulling/spanking/manhandling her and less with the pounding like a pneumatic drill.

 

I do all this already, guess I just gotta stop with the drilling, above all gotta drop the doggie position from my arsenal =/ good bye old friend lol

 

Well rough isn't good with your mammoth penis, so you better get used to going slow and gentle or you will keep having issues with girls. Suck it up.

 

I shan't be sucking anything lol...ok backing my mind out of the gutter...don't most women like to get pounded from time to time though? Slow and gentle seems like it would get old if I did that time after time.

 

 

Lol I guess I'm going to have to invent a "device" (sounds treacherous lol) made to shorten the length of my meaty friend from time to time

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Raunchy lol...I'd think the constant flopping out would get old though

 

 

 

I do all this already, guess I just gotta stop with the drilling, above all gotta drop the doggie position from my arsenal =/ good bye old friend lol

 

 

 

I shan't be sucking anything lol...ok backing my mind out of the gutter...don't most women like to get pounded from time to time though? Slow and gentle seems like it would get old if I did that time after time.

 

 

Lol I guess I'm going to have to invent a "device" (sounds treacherous lol) made to shorten the length of my meaty friend from time to time

Yes, girls like to be pummeled hard, but when your dick is that big you need to be more conscious of what you are doing with it. That sh*t could be considered a weapon!!!

 

Be thankful you have a big wang. It's better then having a tiny one. Yes, there are some chicks who don't like a huge dick, but don't most girls like a big one? I don't know. I always thought that was the case.:confused:

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Lol ehh I dunno...what's the point having a big d*ck if you gotta worry about hurting people with it. You say you always thought that was the case what would you personally prefer?

 

Make it seem like I have to warn girls before I have sex with them "hey, working with a monster" but like I said I personally don't think it's that's big. Again I've never seen another hard d*ck in person (thankfully lol) so I can only judge from porns I've seen...I've always thought I was about average

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Lol ehh I dunno...what's the point having a big d*ck if you gotta worry about hurting people with it. You say you always thought that was the case what would you personally prefer?

 

Make it seem like I have to warn girls before I have sex with them "hey, working with a monster" but like I said I personally don't think it's that's big. Again I've never seen another hard d*ck in person (thankfully lol) so I can only judge from porns I've seen...I've always thought I was about average

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.what's the point having a big d*ck if you gotta worry about hurting people with it.

 

Gawd, that just reminded me of a guy I worked with years ago, who would go up to a couple of female co-workers, grab his zipper and yell, "Stand back!"

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When you're being rough, go more with the biting/scratching/hair pulling/spanking/manhandling her and less with the pounding like a pneumatic drill.

 

this (from a girls perspective). way hotter.

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Personally I have been more damaged by the small ones. All penises can cause damage when used incorrectly.

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-_- how does that happen

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Its the girth that matters, not the length.

 

 

This is what I've always been told. Girth rules.

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-_- how does that happen

 

Because they keep falling out, and in the heat of the moment they are being less then precise when trying to re-enter. It's happened to me too many times, and generally takes 3 days for the area to heal properly.

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Because they keep falling out, and in the heat of the moment they are being less then precise when trying to re-enter. It's happened to me too many times, and generally takes 3 days for the area to heal properly.[\QUOTE]

 

I take it that means accidental butt sex lmao. $100 says those weren't accidents on thier part :lmao:

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Because they keep falling out, and in the heat of the moment they are being less then precise when trying to re-enter. It's happened to me too many times, and generally takes 3 days for the area to heal properly.

 

I don't understand how it could cause that much damage, unless... they are standing 10 feet behind and sprinting like a marathon runner to, um..."put it in".

 

:confused:

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I don't understand how it could cause that much damage, unless... they are standing 10 feet behind and sprinting like a marathon runner to, um..."put it in".

 

:confused:

 

I thought the same, but then again as a guy when your in your zone and your trying to get you slip up moment fixed you can put a lot of force into re-entry. Even then it should bounce of the rim lol which is why I said it had to be intentional

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Maybe you have only dated guys with excellent aim. Because if you take a hard rod and start jamming it full force at areas that don't have an opening, it isn't pleasant. And if you throw in some scar tissue from previous ripping (i.e. childbirth) it doesn't help at all.

 

I haven't had this problem with any men that were decently sized, and those men tended to put a little more effort into foreplay as well.

 

Seriously there is nothing good about having sex with someone you can't feel when they are inside, but they keep falling out and you can feel all the times they miss.

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I thought the same, but then again as a guy when your in your zone and your trying to get you slip up moment fixed you can put a lot of force into re-entry. Even then it should bounce of the rim lol which is why I said it had to be intentional

 

 

That bit right there, that bit hurts, maybe not too much in the moment, but you feel it afterwards.

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Maybe you have only dated guys with excellent aim. Because if you take a hard rod and start jamming it full force at areas that don't have an opening, it isn't pleasant. And if you throw in some scar tissue from previous ripping (i.e. childbirth) it doesn't help at all.

 

I haven't had this problem with any men that were decently sized, and those men tended to put a little more effort into foreplay as well.

 

Seriously there is nothing good about having sex with someone you can't feel when they are inside, but they keep falling out and you can feel all the times they miss.

 

I suppose... I just assume most men know the difference sensation wise, between their penis entering a vagina (i.e. --> an "opening") versus pushing it against something hard that doesn't have an opening (i.e. like your inner thigh or pubic bone or something).

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I thought the same, but then again as a guy when your in your zone and your trying to get you slip up moment fixed you can put a lot of force into re-entry. Even then it should bounce of the rim lol which is why I said it had to be intentional

 

That's messed up if it is intentional.

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Suck it up.
Well, he didn't say it was THAT long! :laugh:

 

Your girl really left you because of your penis? I find that hard to believe. ...

There must have been other things going on in the relationship that made her bail.

She did say it was just one of the things. Well, it hurt her and pain doesn't feel good. Imagine the cramps in her uterus for hours after what's supposed to be "hot sex." I don't think it's so much the size as much as that he must have been rough - that combined with a big, wooden broom stick... or penis, whatever.

Long and thin? Ewwwww. NO THANKS.
I join your club. :sick: I prefer thick and of average length.

 

When you're being rough, go more with the biting/scratching/hair pulling/spanking/manhandling her and less with the pounding like a pneumatic drill.
:sick::eek::confused: We have an expert on horror porn! You forgot pulling her nails off. :rolleyes:

 

Be thankful you have a big wang. It's better then having a tiny one.
Yes, cuz you can cut half of it, but if t's tiny, you can't make it grow. ;)

 

Personally I have been more damaged by the small ones. All penises can cause damage when used incorrectly.
You were the user, no? :p Edited by RecordProducer
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You always make me laugh RecordProducer.

 

Thankyou for that.

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You always make me laugh RecordProducer.

 

Thankyou for that.

At your service! :bunny:

(or, as one dating site member said, "at your cervix")

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Lol I like the people in this section of the site...I recently graduated from the "coping" forum after 3 months so it's a LOT less depressing in here haha.

 

Back onto topic as far as her being in pain I'm gonna say that it was her own fault for being a "pillow princess". When you just lay there and don't want to do anything and the only time you get on top is so you can get YOUR (her) nut off then your kinda at the mercy of my schlong. Granted I could have offered more foreplay but to me that sh*t goes both ways and I refused to do it because it was a one way thing.

 

I'd rub her back and feet for over and hour, give her head, shower her with compliments, all t he typical foreplay things women like even when I wasn't trying to have sex, but the most I would ever get in return in a half assed 5min back rub, so I stopped. Gotta give to get, she was lazy...and cheating on me for 4 months or so with sir little john so I guess that h ad something to do with it to lol.

 

So glad I can laugh aboot it now :rolleyes:

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The beauty of a big dick is that you can do any position with it, and it's not going to slip out. I think it's more versatile, more manly and more attractive, and there are definately plenty of women who would appreciate the size.

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Ok people!!! Thanks, for making me horny!!! I am menopausal and it feels good to read posts like this and know I AM NOT DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

btw!!!! Love the big penis!!!! It's not how big it is it's what you do with it!!!!:p:p

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I don't understand how it could cause that much damage, unless... they are standing 10 feet behind and sprinting like a marathon runner to, um..."put it in".

 

:confused:

A huge dick can cause vaginal tears if the girl isn't wet enough. Or if he's ramming his rod into her cervix, I'm sure that can cause damage as well.

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