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Tell her next stop the phantasy zone!

 

Explain that her hair color cordinates perfectly with your bed spread.

 

Just say "hi" and grin like a mad man. Then look her up and down once over pausing on all the key areas.

 

Tell her "you've made me believe in love at first sight."

 

Sing her few lines of a random Disney song. "Chim Chiminee, Chim chiminee, chim chim charooo..."

 

Tell her you want to color in the coloring book that is her life, then say "till the night closes in."

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Would try, but I'm not in the mood to get slapped silly:laugh:

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Tell her you want to color in the coloring book that is her life

 

I like this one! :lmao:

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Most women would think you were a jerk with those lines.

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If you said them seriously, you'd have to be a jerk.

 

A sense of humor is important. You can say almost anything if you are reasonably attractive and are good natured and amusing.

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Would try, but I'm not in the mood to get slapped silly:laugh:

 

Having a hot girl slap you sill would be pretty sexy:love:

 

I like this one! :lmao:

 

I liked that one too. Put me in just the right mood saying it. I just made that one up as I was writing this

 

Most women would think you were a jerk with those lines.

 

You think? Thanks!:cool: Too cute of you to say

 

If you said them seriously, you'd have to be a jerk.

 

A sense of humor is important. You can say almost anything if you are reasonably attractive and are good natured and amusing.

 

Exactly women love jerks! haha

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