Dust Posted January 22, 2012 Posted January 22, 2012 Here are some great tips on how to be forever alone. Firstly avoid experience at all costs. The life unlived is the life unfulfilled. So close yourself off and try not to do anything that would get you out of the “house.” This is pretty much your bread and butter where all other forever alone skills will develop. Don’t do anything that could possibly bother any one. Realize that just being seen bothers people, so you want to hide away from the world. Don't dare bother any one. You’ll need to make a lot of excuses to avoid getting to motivated and changing things. Just tell yourself failure is not on option so you can’t try. Write off any one who says failure is the best learning tool. Also be afraid of everything to the point of paralyzing yourself. Never face your fears. Complain non stop about the way things are and about how they are unfair. Don’t even try. Overthink everything. This will help you make excuses to do nothing. Just ask questions about something and avoid doing at all costs. Remember paralyze yourself and put things off. Be really boring and lame. Be boring by never doing anything or thinking/talking about much of substance. Be lame by not wanting anything out of life but to cry about everything. Being really needy is also lame. So be really needy, don't you dare put the responsibility for taking care of yourself... on yourself. Life is short wait it out. If you just hold still long enough you’ll use up your life and have achieved victory! Just stay in your loop till the loop ends itself. 1
kaylan Posted January 22, 2012 Posted January 22, 2012 (edited) I lol'd hard. Great thread. *grabs popcorn* Edited January 22, 2012 by kaylan
ThaWholigan Posted January 22, 2012 Posted January 22, 2012 I'm struggling to think of things to add to this list, I think this just about covers everything LOL
Lonely Ronin Posted January 23, 2012 Posted January 23, 2012 You forgot the alternative, be hyper aggressive towards everyone as a defense mechanism.
johan Posted January 23, 2012 Posted January 23, 2012 I would submit "don't care much about anything" as a candidate to be added. The last thing you want is to have anything to be passionate about. Otherwise women will be drawn to you. They tend to prefer guys who have a purpose in life.
ThaWholigan Posted January 23, 2012 Posted January 23, 2012 I would submit "don't care much about anything" as a candidate to be added. The last thing you want is to have anything to be passionate about. Otherwise women will be drawn to you. They tend to prefer guys who have a purpose in life. Oh yes, no passion whatsoever. Also, forfeit the idea of change. You are absolutely fine the way you are and evolution is simply beyond your capacity. Stay doing the same things over and over again like a predictable cycle. You forgot the alternative, be hyper aggressive towards everyone as a defense mechanism. This happens when all else fails and somebody penetrates the bull****. This is basically systems abort, evacuate..
Author Dust Posted January 23, 2012 Author Posted January 23, 2012 (edited) I would submit "don't care much about anything" as a candidate to be added. The last thing you want is to have anything to be passionate about. Otherwise women will be drawn to you. They tend to prefer guys who have a purpose in life. That's kind of under the "Boring and lame" stuff I wrote. Though I should have gone into more detail because thats a big deal. Not only will your own life suck if you go through it not caring but you'll be very unattractive to all. Bottom line be greatful for what you have and that will let you enjoy your life. Use it before you lose it. Edited January 23, 2012 by Dust
Meeks7 Posted January 23, 2012 Posted January 23, 2012 This is a great topic and all the posts so far have been 100% spot on. As my daddy always used to tell me: just put one foot ahead of the other. in other words, you just got to keep trucking along. life is mean and knocks you down. but it's not about how hard you get knocked down, it's about how many times you can get right back up and say "That all you got?" As Winston Churchill used to say, "A positive attitude goes a long way." I don't post much, but I observe a lot. In real life and here, I see so many people complaining all the time. And do you ever notice how it's always the same people complaining about the same things? For years on end, even. It's sad. Another thing my daddy always used to tell me was "Son, just be better this year than you were last year." If you're still caught in the same rut you were 2, 3 years ago... you're not doing the right things to progress forward. Finally, DON'T BE ISOLATED! (internet interaction does NOT count). Isolation is the quickest way to never changing. Hiding out in your room posting on the internet is not the solution.
xxoo Posted January 23, 2012 Posted January 23, 2012 This book is difficult to find, but very helpful: The No-Sex Handbook
RecordProducer Posted January 23, 2012 Posted January 23, 2012 Allof you guys are funny. Dust, great thread! I want to add: Be picky - don't date a person if they have never heard of your favorite movie, if they voted for the party you dislike, or if they have ever done anything wrong in their life, because they will do something wrong again and this time you will be the victim. When somebody makes a mistake, it's time to cut them off. Understand that restaurants and hotels are nests of germs, so avoid them at any cost. Airplanes crash, so don't ever hop on one. Money doesn't grow on trees, so don't spend it unless you absolutely need something. Treat the opposite sex as an opposing party.
runner Posted January 23, 2012 Posted January 23, 2012 i have only one thing to say about this thread... lawlz
RecordProducer Posted January 23, 2012 Posted January 23, 2012 And don't talk to your nephews and nieces - they will accuse you of molesting them. Or ask you for money. Or your sister-in-law will try to set you up with her co-worker who has kids.
verhrzn Posted January 23, 2012 Posted January 23, 2012 I think treating the opposite sex as the enemy or something inferior is certainly a big part of it. I'm guilty of a few of these myself, but this thread made me laugh. Bravo Dust.
carhill Posted January 23, 2012 Posted January 23, 2012 How to be a forever alone guy In my generation, it really just boils down to not asking women out on dates, presuming 'alone' is defined as not having an intimate, committed, romantic, sexual partner. I recall, after my dad died and my mom rarely left the house, preferring to 'be alone' to grieve, she still (she related) received propositions when she would go out, even if just for everyday stuff and not 'socializing'. A man's experience is very different. We can assign all kinds of pejorative adjectives to the process, mock it or make it humorous, but it really boils down to 'a man *can* be alone forever if he doesn't approach women in a sexual and romantic way'. It's easy. I'm performing that experiment right now, and have been for the last 2+ years. Still social, still involved, still enjoy the company of and discourse with women. It's been fun.
RecordProducer Posted January 25, 2012 Posted January 25, 2012 It also helps if you avoid to shower, shave or use deodorant. Not too many people who want to stay alone forever resort to this simple - but very helpful - trick.
Author Dust Posted January 25, 2012 Author Posted January 25, 2012 It also helps if you avoid to shower, shave or use deodorant. Not too many people who want to stay alone forever resort to this simple - but very helpful - trick. I hate all those things! haha.
somedude81 Posted January 25, 2012 Posted January 25, 2012 On every first date be sure to mention that you are frequently complimented on your oral skills by your favorite provider.
Author Dust Posted January 25, 2012 Author Posted January 25, 2012 On every first date be sure to mention that you are frequently complimented on your oral skills by your favorite provider. Nice to meet you Somedude. Thank you for that tip on being a forever alone guy. A provider... is that a hooker? Women don't like hearing you give great oral to your favorite hooker?
somedude81 Posted January 25, 2012 Posted January 25, 2012 Nice to meet you Somedude. Thank you for that tip on being a forever alone guy. A provider... is that a hooker? Yeah, provider is one word used for hooker. Women don't like hearing you give great oral to your favorite hooker?You can try it and see how it works
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