Dust Posted January 21, 2012 Posted January 21, 2012 Hey dust are you a 14 year old boy? Your "type" of woman appears to be "anything with a pulse". A great man once said "A good dog will eat anything". That great man is me. Great man you are. Still I'd enjoy beating some sense into you. Maybe we could be great friends after I was done beating your ass.
Taramere Posted January 21, 2012 Posted January 21, 2012 Hey dust are you a 14 year old boy? Your "type" of woman appears to be "anything with a pulse". A great man once said "A good dog will eat anything". That great man is me. From your posts, I think the "dog" label is somewhat more applicable to you than the "great man". From your avatar too, for that matter.
MontanaGirl Posted January 21, 2012 Posted January 21, 2012 My ideal guy is about my height (5'6"-5'8", I'm a little over 5'7"), strong build, dark hair, rugged/manly face. I usually go for a mountain man/skier/climber appearance but he has to have intelligent eyes (Elswyth, I know what you're trying to get at, it's hard to explain). Yep, I like to look my guy in the eyes. I've dated tall men, but I always find myself drawn back to the "shorties." I do like them to weigh more than me though (which isn't hard, I have a slim build). But then I also like a man who can look stylish when dressed professionally; the duality of outdoorsy and professional indicates a complexity about a man I find extremely attractive (I live in both those worlds, so I don't think it's unreasonable to want a man who does the same). My type is *extremely* hard to find where I live now though.
EnigmaticClarity Posted January 21, 2012 Posted January 21, 2012 Yep, I like to look my guy in the eyes. I've dated tall men, but I always find myself drawn back to the "shorties." I do like them to weigh more than me though (which isn't hard, I have a slim build). We all know that can't possibly be true. Stop lying just to make the shorties around here feel better.
MontanaGirl Posted January 21, 2012 Posted January 21, 2012 Haha, EC, no joke, the majority of men I've been attracted to are "short." I didn't even realize it myself until a friend pointed out my type a few years ago. Everything just fits more naturally, in my opinion.
Ross MwcFan Posted January 21, 2012 Posted January 21, 2012 Amen man. My gf looks very similar. Why haven't you been successful with women who look like that? Dunno, it's just never happened for some reason. Girls don't really seem to be attracted to me offline.
verhrzn Posted January 21, 2012 Posted January 21, 2012 I forgot to add, BIG bonuses are accents (British and Irish are my favorites), and guys in suits. I blame my teenage upbringing in Speech and Debate, all of these adorable nerdy guys running around in a three-piece..... *Contented sigh*
kaylan Posted January 21, 2012 Posted January 21, 2012 I don't understand...who asked for your opinion in this exchange between me and Dust? Am I taking part in the internet Mr Universe compettition without knowing? The point of my picture is to show off the Alphaness of my spike ball bat, not to titilate your loose like a goose self-important snatch, jane. There is more greatness underneath my fingernails than there ever will be in your little peanut sized brain. Get AIDs. you mad?
Taramere Posted January 21, 2012 Posted January 21, 2012 you mad? I know. I was hesitant to post again...afraid that Wolf would get so angry that he'd stick his spiked baseball bat up his own ass in a fit of fury. Then again, he probably already tried that. On topic, three celeb men who always spring to mind are Eric Bana, Will Smith and the guy from the Mentalist whose name I always forget.
ThaWholigan Posted January 21, 2012 Posted January 21, 2012 I know. I was hesitant to post again...afraid that Wolf would get so angry that he'd stick his spiked baseball bat up his own ass in a fit of fury. Then again, he probably already tried that. On topic, three celeb men who always spring to mind are Eric Bana, Will Smith and the guy from the Mentalist whose name I always forget. Simon Baker, remember him in the guardian. Can actually see why girls like him, comes across very charismatic.
carhill Posted January 21, 2012 Posted January 21, 2012 the guy from the Mentalist whose name I always forget. You're thinking of Simon Baker. Great Aussie accent IRL. Probably due to my age, I've long been partial to a certain vintage look, epitomized by a perennial favorite of mine, now departed. A lot of a woman's attractiveness, to me, is in her eyes. Of my real life encounters, the lady pictured in my travel album, whom I did have a relationship with, probably would be my pick. She had a really expressive face and could kiss like the dickens. There was an openness, a vulnerability, about her, but without all the crazy/drama stuff.
ThaWholigan Posted January 21, 2012 Posted January 21, 2012 You're thinking of Simon Baker. Great Aussie accent IRL. Probably due to my age, I've long been partial to a certain vintage look, epitomized by a perennial favorite of mine, now departed. A lot of a woman's attractiveness, to me, is in her eyes. Of my real life encounters, the lady pictured in my travel album, whom I did have a relationship with, probably would be my pick. She had a really expressive face and could kiss like the dickens. There was an openness, a vulnerability, about her, but without all the crazy/drama stuff. YES! I am the same. It was the eyes of a beautiful woman which helped me get to grips with eye contact and how to use it. I love eyes that are passionate and piercing, with that little bit of sparkle
Taramere Posted January 21, 2012 Posted January 21, 2012 Simon Baker, remember him in the guardian. Can actually see why girls like him, comes across very charismatic. Simon Baker! I remember reading somewhere that he's either Australian or a New Zealander, despite the American accent. There's a look about the eyes that he has, that I've seen in a lot of Antipodean men. A kind of laid back, good humoured look. You're thinking of Simon Baker. Great Aussie accent IRL. Ideal. I need to find a youtube of him speaking Aussie.
Taramere Posted January 21, 2012 Posted January 21, 2012 I definitely prefer him with his Aussie accent. It suits his look.
SouthernSunshine Posted January 21, 2012 Posted January 21, 2012 How could you put up that! I mean most girls try to fatten up their men... But a man who wants to fatten up his woman... Shame! It was actually nice & easy! People like different things... some people like fat girls, apparently!
JohnP82 Posted January 21, 2012 Posted January 21, 2012 Ideally a girl who is about 5'8" so that she's eye level with me in heels. Shinny to hourglass shaped. She would probably look like Emily Di Donato.
gaius Posted January 21, 2012 Posted January 21, 2012 I know. I was hesitant to post again...afraid that Wolf would get so angry that he'd stick his spiked baseball bat up his own ass in a fit of fury. Then again, he probably already tried that. On topic, three celeb men who always spring to mind are Eric Bana, Will Smith and the guy from the Mentalist whose name I always forget. First time I've seen you say anything vulgar! Wide range of guys too, never thought a woman who's into Eric Bana would also like Will Smith. I usually like darker haired, slim women who don't seem retarded when they speak. Olivia Wilde is a good example. http://magtrends.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Olivia-Wilde-8.jpg Her presence alone blinded me to how bad cowboys and aliens was. I actually walked out of the theater thinking it was a good movie.
veggirl Posted January 21, 2012 Posted January 21, 2012 I've always been attracted to brown hair and brown eyes. I've always been attracted to black men, too. My current BF is blonde haired and blue eyed. I'd NEVER been attracted to a blonde/blue guy before! I'm ridiculously attracted to him. HE is my ideal, though he is the opposite of what I'd always liked Other than his body, which is what I've always liked....lean and just a bit taller than me (I am 5'8". I am okay w/ my height or couple inches below as well). But, his coloring is not what I've EVER been attracted to.
Dust Posted January 21, 2012 Posted January 21, 2012 I'm not one of those people who gets mad at words on a computer screen. Especially from a frumpy looking attention whore like you. You know what, I'll be the better man here. Do you like men with effeminate Michael Jackson body language? Can you benchpress 180 lbs? Do you have a high-paying job? Do you like to beat and dominate milquetoast men in the bedroom? What do you think of "Lady-Boys"? I think I may have someone to hook you up with (thank me later Kaylan). There are a few things that are off limits on LS... even joking with Taramere in an insulting way is one of those things! I enjoy your posts but I enjoy hers more. It saturday why not get out and show this anger to a girl in person? I think your ideal girl will look like some one ready to take it! haha
Dust Posted January 21, 2012 Posted January 21, 2012 ^ Cyber- White knight. If Taramere did not claim to be female and use a few pictures that you have no way of knowing are really her, her posts would be invisible/ignored by everyone. But make one post saying "I'm a girl!" and suddenly you become the funniest, charming, most interesting poster on an internet forum. Maybe your avatar is starting to rub off on you Dust I have no way of knowing anything about any one. People I meet in real life can decieve me so of course people I've never met can decieve me even more. For all I know every one on LS is like two guys posting in hell. I havn't made myself too vulnerable so it doesn't matter. I enjoy her and so should you. I'm going to have to reconsider our LS friendship if our ideal girls don't work out. You're making me like Kaylan more haha. Stop acting like a bad ass with your bat. By a shotgun and take a picture with that!
Taramere Posted January 22, 2012 Posted January 22, 2012 There are a few things that are off limits on LS... even joking with Taramere in an insulting way is one of those things! Somebody PMd me the other day expressing disappointment in me for engaging a "Stormfront" type like wolf18 in any shape or form. That person probably had a point. Joking with me in an insulting way is definitely not off limits. I like to engage in insulting banter with friends, but I wouldn't want anybody to mistake anything I direct towards an angry bigot like wolf18 as banter.
Dust Posted January 22, 2012 Posted January 22, 2012 Somebody PMd me the other day expressing disappointment in me for engaging a "Stormfront" type like wolf18 in any shape or form. That person probably had a point. Joking with me in an insulting way is definitely not off limits. I like to engage in insulting banter with friends, but I wouldn't want anybody to mistake anything I direct towards an angry bigot like wolf18 as banter. Some one else PM'd you... Now I'm jelouse! But how dare they express disappointment! I love seeing you engage in insulting banter. Even if I don't always agree with it. Wolf deserves it though haha. He thinks hes such a bad "ass" with his "ass" bat. Please! I have yet to see you engage me in any intellectual or worthwhile fashion. All you do is troll me with ad hominems because you're a typical british cry baby that feels so superior and takes it personally when someone has a different opinion from you (and no, I don't post on spermfront ). She is not the typical british cry baby. Though I have to agree a lot of them are cry babies. She's one of my girls (though I doubt she sees it that way) you lay off her!
RecordProducer Posted January 22, 2012 Posted January 22, 2012 I doubt that Dust. Even in the minute, alter-universe chance that you could beat me in a fair fight, I would just run home and grab my unique invention that I proudly show off in my picture: a baseball bat with nails sticking outSo, if Dust were about to beat you in a FAIR fight, you'd go home and grab your spiky bat to start an unfair fight? So, you only have fights in your front yard, brave boy? What happened to your spiky brain? No...? Okay. No brain fights. No brain. Got it.
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