Stinky question... Number of bowel movements per day

[Screamer]

Hey y'all, just wondering what is the normal rate of pooping on a daily basis? Is it once or twice, and at any different times? I know everyone is different, but I tend to go like 4 or 5 times a day and think there may be something wrong! Also sometimes in the morning after I've woken up. Is that even normal?

[moimeme]

http://www.aurorahealthcare.org/yourhealth/scd-adultcare/getcontent.asp?URLAdultCare=%22Constipation.html%22

[Samson]

Moimeme continu

[Samson]

Moimeme continues to astonish me with her breath and depth of her library of links. Nothing has been omitted.

 

It would seem that, as with so many other things, the quality of your BM's, rather than the quantity is what really matters. As long as you haven't earned your username from toilet experience, Screamer, and as long as your not "leaking," then it appears you should be just fine.

[DerangedAngel]

As long as you haven't earned your username from toilet experience, Screamer, and as long as your not "leaking," then it appears you should be just fine.

 

Samson! I knew I'd find you here.

 

Yes, Screamer - Moimeme posted a great link. Make sure you check it out.

 

-Deranged

[Samson]

Yes Deranged, no surprise to see you here too, but wouldn't it be great to set Sreamer up with the poster who had the sexual preference for, ummm..........Geez, I cannot think of a term for it!

 

 

POOPOPHILE?

 

 

[DerangedAngel]

Bwahaha! Yes! It would be perfect.

 

Poopophile (great name for someone with the scat fetish). Awesome. If only he could like, go, on command. They would a have a rich and healthy sex life.

 

For all of you who missed out, we're talking about this post that forever bonds us with love of poo talk. http://www.loveshack.org/forums/t31931/

 

-Deranged

[Samson]

I knew I could count on you for having reference for that old thread.

 

And now, through the magic of our LS dis. board, perhaps we can bring pooper and poopie together in wonderous Poopophilic harmony.

 

Ahhh, the sweet stench of romance is in the air!

[Matilda]

Oh goodness! I think I could have done without some of the mental pictures that old post brought to mind. The posts were funny though!

 

I think I'll return to my blah suburban life now.