CopingGal Posted January 16, 2012 Posted January 16, 2012 My ex put me through unspeakable pain. So I'm going to tell some jokes about him. Feel free to joke about your ex here. 1- My ex said he was cold and asked me to turn the gas on. So I bent over and farted in his face. 2-My ex puts the "dys" in dysfunction. 3-My ex is suffering from a case of the exactlies- his face looks exactly like his ass. 4-My ex said cheating is wrong....if you get caught, that is. 5-My ex said he wanted to firm up his butt...so I kicked his ass until no more fat was left. 6-Once a week my ex shops at Morons R Us. 7-My ex has to get hats specially made for him. This is because his brain is so small. 8-There's only two things that scare me in this life: death and the idea of my ex procreating. 9-My ex is very smart. He earned a degree in bastardom. He's now licensed to cheat in 48 states. 10-My ex is very intelligent. He can lie in at least 4 languages. :laugh:
perfectlyflawed459 Posted January 16, 2012 Posted January 16, 2012 Haha I am wayy to freaking nice to make up a list of mean jokes about my ex, but number 5 made me burst out laughing That one is hilarious!
Author CopingGal Posted January 17, 2012 Author Posted January 17, 2012 Haha I am wayy to freaking nice to make up a list of mean jokes about my ex, but number 5 made me burst out laughing That one is hilarious! I was wayy too nice too. That's why my ex took advantage of me.
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