Emissary Posted January 11, 2012 Posted January 11, 2012 Apparently it's going to be mixed gender, so I'm not really sure what to expect. I've done a little bit of research and the gist of it is that there will be sex toys present, and lots of discussion about them. The girl who invited me also said there may be some "games" involved. It's going to be a bit of a weird experience, but I'm thinking I should be prepared to display nudity and perform various sex acts in front of others. I'm totally cool with it I suppose. I don't have the greatest physique, but I am confident about the size of my penis, 6.75 inches should hold it's own if I need it. I just wonder if I'm expected to bring a toy, I have a Fleshlight, but it's been misplaced, but I suppose I could get an aneros or something.
Casablanca Posted January 11, 2012 Posted January 11, 2012 I dont know anything about these, BUT if you're wondering if you need to bring anything, ask the person who invited you. Dont ask specifically, but just ask "should I bring anything to the party?"
Lucky_One Posted January 11, 2012 Posted January 11, 2012 Oh my. Please don't take a used fleshlight with you. I think your hostess means games that will keep all participants fully clothed but will involve NEW clean toys that the consultant will bring with her. It's like a Tupperware party. This isn't a euphemism for an orgy.
Author Emissary Posted January 11, 2012 Author Posted January 11, 2012 I dont know anything about these, BUT if you're wondering if you need to bring anything, ask the person who invited you. Dont ask specifically, but just ask "should I bring anything to the party?" Yeah I just asked her, she's going to ask the host, everything is still just coming together.
Ross MwcFan Posted January 11, 2012 Posted January 11, 2012 Proabably some contraception by the sounds of it, lol. Lucky you.
Casablanca Posted January 11, 2012 Posted January 11, 2012 Proabably some contraception by the sounds of it, lol. Lucky you. Definitely should bring a rain coat!
Lil1 Posted January 11, 2012 Posted January 11, 2012 It's going to be a bit of a weird experience, but I'm thinking I should be prepared to display nudity and perform various sex acts in front of others. I'm totally cool with it I suppose. I don't have the greatest physique, but I am confident about the size of my penis, 6.75 inches should hold it's own if I need it. I just wonder if I'm expected to bring a toy, I have a Fleshlight, but it's been misplaced, but I suppose I could get an aneros or something. :lmao: http://www.passionparties.com/ I'm afraid you're in for a bit of disappointment OP! Good luck!
kaylan Posted January 11, 2012 Posted January 11, 2012 (edited) thats gonna be sooooo awkward if youre the only guy there bringing a toy. DONT BRING THE FLESHLIGHT. Thatd make you look so bad. Tbh, throw it out and get laid or use your hand. Edited January 11, 2012 by kaylan
make me believe Posted January 12, 2012 Posted January 12, 2012 OMG! The guys here really have no clue what a passion party is, do they?! It is NOT a "sex party" or an orgy. Like LuckyOne said, it's a Tupperware party but with sex toys -- NEW sex toys that the consultant is selling to make money. The hostess will also receive a commission or rewards for everything that is sold. There is NOT going to be nudity or sexual acts performed in front of others or ANYTHING like that. Lmao, you guys are dreaming if you think he needs to bring contraception. OP, please do not show up with a fleshlight. Seriously, you need to call the hostess and get the scoop on what this party actually entails because if you're honestly expecting everyone to get naked & for you to need condoms, you're going to be sorely disappointed. If there are any "games" with the sex toys, it'll be like "try out this vibe on the palm of your hand to gauge its intensity." Not "take off your panties and try out this vibe. Make sure you give the guy with the Fleshlight a good view!" Sorry OP, but really... go to the website Lil linked you to.
aj22one Posted January 12, 2012 Posted January 12, 2012 This is one of the funniest threads I've read in a while. I know it wasn't on purpose OP, but thanks for the laugh.
Lucky_One Posted January 12, 2012 Posted January 12, 2012 http://www.fleshlight.com/ Quank, Google is your friend.
dasein Posted January 12, 2012 Posted January 12, 2012 OP don't be a sucker. Don't go to this, huge ripoff. Worst kind of SATC women will be there also. Avoid.
Feelsgoodman Posted January 12, 2012 Posted January 12, 2012 OMG! The guys here really have no clue what a passion party is, do they?! It is NOT a "sex party" or an orgy. Like LuckyOne said, it's a Tupperware party but with sex toys -- NEW sex toys that the consultant is selling to make money. The hostess will also receive a commission or rewards for everything that is sold. There is NOT going to be nudity or sexual acts performed in front of others or ANYTHING like that. Lmao, you guys are dreaming if you think he needs to bring contraception. OP, please do not show up with a fleshlight. Seriously, you need to call the hostess and get the scoop on what this party actually entails because if you're honestly expecting everyone to get naked & for you to need condoms, you're going to be sorely disappointed. If there are any "games" with the sex toys, it'll be like "try out this vibe on the palm of your hand to gauge its intensity." Not "take off your panties and try out this vibe. Make sure you give the guy with the Fleshlight a good view!" Sorry OP, but really... go to the website Lil linked you to. Wow...this sounds like a terrible way to spend an evening! Who the hell wants to sit and listen to some consultant trying to sell you a supersonic vibrator or some sort of magic vagina cream or what have you. I can't blame the OP for getting confused. He figured Passion + Party = WIN. Talk about false advertising
chryssy83 Posted January 12, 2012 Posted January 12, 2012 HAHAHA. This was an awesome post. For the games, think games where they list words that answer questions and the host makes them sexual/funny. For prizes they put skanky panties in little bags and hand them out. There are usually cocktails and the girls sit around and talk about men. Frankly, I have no idea why a girl would invite a guy to one of these parties unless they thought he was gay. Even if the one who invited you was comfortable with you being there, the other women might be less likely to buy stuff. And the whole point is to make money. Of course, usually the hostess can get free stuff for inviting enough people to the party. The OP definitely shouldn't expect anything that scandalous at this "party." I really hate parties where they try to sell you stuff...
Author Emissary Posted January 12, 2012 Author Posted January 12, 2012 Well damn, I hope they just used the wrong term or something. As long as there are other guys there and I'm not the only one, it should be fun still. I'm pretty sure everybody knows I'm not gay though, a select few know I'm bisexual with a preference towards women, but that's about it. I still think it could be a bit of a raunchy event though, I live in Prince George, this doesn't seem like the kind of place where you could get a sanctioned event like described above, we have like one full fledged sex shop in town.
chryssy83 Posted January 12, 2012 Posted January 12, 2012 I do hope you have fun. And also that you write a post to tell us about it. Seriously, I'm dying to know how this turns out....
Author Emissary Posted January 12, 2012 Author Posted January 12, 2012 It is worth noting though, that a lot of my female friends can be pretty promiscuous, if it's at somebody's house I would still have a high probability of scoring, with all the sex talk and their already more than flirty behaviors.
blueskyday Posted January 12, 2012 Posted January 12, 2012 Been to these parties. Not fun. The women get hysterical and laugh way too much trying to seem hip and sexy. I seriously doubt most of them even use the toys they feel pressured into buying. The hostess makes money, so just know that going into it. I prefer to order my toys on the internet. It would make me very uncomfortable for my female friends to know what kind of vibrator I bought. Some things are PRIVATE.
blueskyday Posted January 12, 2012 Posted January 12, 2012 You'd probably have better luck skipping the party, and then later asking one of your woman friends to show you her purchases. Play dumb and ask her how a "toy" works.
Dust Posted January 12, 2012 Posted January 12, 2012 What an anti climactic thread. First I find out that the OP has a fleshlight and the google what a flesh light is... Then I find out that Passion Parties are the equivelent of a tupper ware party with sex toys. OP never ever bring your flesh light anywhere. In fact throw it out. If you want to be funny come dressed as a giant cock and balls.
ascendotum Posted January 12, 2012 Posted January 12, 2012 (edited) This is one of the funniest threads I've read in a while. I know it wasn't on purpose OP, but thanks for the laugh. Yeah it is. What would have been way funnier is if the OP never posted this thread beforehand and just turned up to the party with his shirt unbuttoned to his waist, fleshlight in hand and a strip of condoms poking out of his pocket (lets get this paaarrrrrty staaarrrrrted), though we would never have heard about it, unless it showed up on some girls gossip forum. If there a few single women there (and they're promiscuous like you say), and they get liquored up & turned on handling the dildos/vibes, you just still might get an after event root out of this OP if you play it smooth. Edited January 12, 2012 by ascendotum
Trimmer Posted January 12, 2012 Posted January 12, 2012 HAHAHA. This was an awesome post. For the games, think games where they list words that answer questions and the host makes them sexual/funny. For prizes they put skanky panties in little bags and hand them out. There are usually cocktails and the girls sit around and talk about men. Frankly, I have no idea why a girl would invite a guy to one of these parties... Maybe the hostess has offered a gag gift for any of the woman who is actually able to hoodwink a man into attending... Yeah it is. What would have been way funnier is if the OP never posted this thread beforehand and just turned up to the party with his shirt unbuttoned to his waist, fleshlight in hand and a strip of condoms poking out of his pocket (lets get this paaarrrrrty staaarrrrrted)... That was totally the image that came to my mind, and then I imagine the room going dead silent, with every eye on him. One woman freezes, a cigarette halfway to her lips. Some ash falls to the carpet, unnoticed. (Actually, in my version, I had him coming out of the bathroom, having stripped down to his boxers. Maybe some nipple clamps...) And my god, I love the "used fleshlight" angle.....
updown Posted January 12, 2012 Posted January 12, 2012 a friend of mine dragged me to one last year. it wasn't all great IMO. they did let the women sample some of the lubes. as in, the ladies left and used the bathroom to try them. there weren't any men there. but, lots of sharing about what they and their husbands liked together. not sure how it would sound if it were co ed. a girlfriend of mine was invited to a 40th birthday party, along with her husband and a ton of their couple friends. the wife of the guy turning 40 went ALL out. rented stages and furniture for outside, hired a band, and topless waitresses. well, that's what she lead everyone to believe they were. however, they were really paid professionals, as in hire them for sex acts at your party. according to my friend it went from topless whipped cream boob shots, to full fledge girl on girl sex and allowing the party goers to penetrate the girls with sex toys. THAT is what i would call a passion party!!!!! from what i was told there was some cheating going on with the husbands and the girls working, and some sex going on between couples behind closed doors.
thatone Posted January 12, 2012 Posted January 12, 2012 dude, don't listen to the women replying to this thread telling you not to go. you've been invited to sit around in a room with a bunch of drunk women talking about their sexual frustration? you should get one and have another couple of numbers in your pocket for later if you play your cards right.
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