El Brujo Posted December 26, 2011 Posted December 26, 2011 I envy the inability of women to get lonely... I know this because when women buy blow-up dolls, it's always for pulling a prank on a man. My female schadenfreude would be be well-developed... I'd feel totally guilt-free about withholding affection from men, and would in fact enjoy it. Downside: my brain would never be able to fully grasp Greek or Latin.
Author El Brujo Posted December 26, 2011 Author Posted December 26, 2011 You need to get out more I already do. This morning I went hiking in a local park, then went to the store to score some discount Christmas candy.
Philosoraptor Posted December 26, 2011 Posted December 26, 2011 I don't envy; I am happy with who I am. Everything balances out in the end and I just strive to be my very best. I do agree with Jynxx though... sure are fun to play with
TaraMaiden Posted December 26, 2011 Posted December 26, 2011 Being able to scratch balls in public. Gross, but people still accept it. If I scratch my nether regions in public, people are gonna think the worst.... And farting loudly and having all my mates laugh, instead of looking at me in shock/horror.... And being able to walk topless in the park, during a hot summer's day....
darkmoon Posted December 26, 2011 Posted December 26, 2011 physical presence, nobody picks on a guy who probably has another male friend to back him up. i am a short-ass woman, sometimes single
Disenchantedly Yours Posted December 26, 2011 Posted December 26, 2011 Being lonely is a human ability. Not only a "man" ability. I get lonely sometimes. Sure, I am not out buying sex toys and blow up dolls because I deal with my loneliness in other ways. I think most women are probably the same. They probably turn to family and friends more, or go do an activity or buy a dog.
xpaperxcutx Posted December 26, 2011 Posted December 26, 2011 I envy men's ability to mentally compartmentalize.
Casablanca Posted December 26, 2011 Posted December 26, 2011 Women and how they can have a million guys hit on them or ask them out...sure the majority might be creepers...but odds say there will be one good one somewhere. Women hold the all the control in the dating and sex game early on. If I walk into a bar and yell, I want to get laid tonight, not many if any women will walk up, but if a woman does that...every man in the bar pretty much will line up!
xpaperxcutx Posted December 26, 2011 Posted December 26, 2011 Women and how they can have a million guys hit on them or ask them out...sure the majority might be creepers...but odds say there will be one good one somewhere. Women hold the all the control in the dating and sex game early on. If I walk into a bar and yell, I want to get laid tonight, not many if any women will walk up, but if a woman does that...every man in the bar pretty much will line up! If every guy looks like David Tennant and has a Tardis at his disposal, I will have time sex with him in a heartbeat
quankanne Posted December 27, 2011 Posted December 27, 2011 the ability to pee standing up, without having to shuck my britches because all I'd have to do is pull my stuff out and get 'er done. It's the only thing I envy about the male species, otherwise, it's cool being a chica ...
silvermercy Posted December 27, 2011 Posted December 27, 2011 Men's legs and their inability to get cellulite! LOL Also, the fact they can still be seen without makeup, have a bad hair day, stay unshaven and still be considered acceptable-looking.
Feelin Frisky Posted December 27, 2011 Posted December 27, 2011 Only one, they get to keep their hair. But never let it be said or thought that being a woman (or a female of most anything) if a "lesser" being in my eyes. The ability to acutally give birth is beyond awesome. I don't envy having to do it, but it's one amazing thing. I saw a nature program the other day where a female tiger give birth to five tigers. Then she manages to feed herself and let five hungry tiger cubs suck her dry. Wow. The male hasn't a clue.
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