zig Posted December 17, 2011 Posted December 17, 2011 Thinking about giving the shocker a try with my g/f. Are there any women in here who like it? Or is it one of those things that women just let you do because "we" want to. My g/f told me she had a group conversation with 5 of her friends about blowjobs once. They all said they didn't like doing it and do it solely because their b/fs insist.
OnyxSnowfall Posted December 17, 2011 Posted December 17, 2011 Sorry I don't know what a "shocker" is. What is it? (Oral sex is awesome though).
insertnamehere Posted December 17, 2011 Posted December 17, 2011 The shocker is two fingers in the vag and a finger in the ass at the same time. It falls under the heading of things guys think are clever and women think are grounds for a divorce.
Wolf18 Posted December 17, 2011 Posted December 17, 2011 The shocker is a dead horse the anti-funny comedian Dane Cook beat an entire career out of, its 2 in the pink and 1 in the stink.
OnyxSnowfall Posted December 17, 2011 Posted December 17, 2011 Haha oh. Well, I've had that done to me and I enjoyed it LoL. (But then again, I'm pretty nasty and I like various anal play ... especially simultaneously with other types of stimulation )
ditzchic Posted December 17, 2011 Posted December 17, 2011 I would suggest trying to find out where she stands on things going up her butt before you just give it a go. Some girls love it, some girls will punch you in the face for even attempting. But most all girls agree, at least the ones I know, that you can't just surprise them with it by just going all in. You either have to straight up ask them if you can do it or work your way up to it.
colliejoanie Posted December 17, 2011 Posted December 17, 2011 Wolf, that made me spit out my drink. Haven't heard that in a while! Haha! OP, if she's adventurous I say talk to her about it (I know that defeats the definition of SHOCKER).....if not, I wouldn't suggest Shocking her.
Wolf18 Posted December 17, 2011 Posted December 17, 2011 Haha oh. Well, I've had that done to me and I enjoyed it LoL. (But then again, I'm pretty nasty and I like various anal play ... especially simultaneously with other types of stimulation ) U into dirtpipe milkshakes?
Dust Posted December 17, 2011 Posted December 17, 2011 You should give your girl the shocker. Also toss her salad!
mammamia1 Posted December 17, 2011 Posted December 17, 2011 Haha thanks for expanding my vocabs. I'm a woman and I never tried that. It's best to ask your gf directly. Being open about sex is always good. On a side note, there're women who enjoy giving bj, it's not just because guys like it. Here's my question: do guys actually enjoy giving oral, or they do it just because women like it?
OnyxSnowfall Posted December 17, 2011 Posted December 17, 2011 U into dirtpipe milkshakes? Lmao... I assumed you meant something like: do I enjoy sucking out the contents of an enema bag (or using my mouth as a subsidiary measure by way of the hose)? --- or slurping up the aftermath of a hypodermic syringe filling up the starfish? -- or just straight up being the toilet bowl for an episode of someone's diarrhea woes? But I braved looking it up ------------ and. That would be pretty hawt :lmao: I usually go hide away in private after such a deed is done, because the sounds can be very UNSIGHTLY as the semen exits
Soxfaninfl Posted December 17, 2011 Posted December 17, 2011 Here's my question: do guys actually enjoy giving oral, or they do it just because women like it? I love giving women oral.
Wolf18 Posted December 17, 2011 Posted December 17, 2011 Lmao... I assumed you meant something like: do I enjoy sucking out the contents of an enema bag (or using my mouth as a subsidiary measure by way of the hose)? --- or slurping up the aftermath of a hypodermic syringe filling up the starfish? -- or just straight up being the toilet bowl for an episode of someone's diarrhea woes? But I braved looking it up ------------ and. That would be pretty hawt :lmao: I usually go hide away in private after such a deed is done, because the sounds can be very UNSIGHTLY as the semen exits ROFL. Are you sure Loveshack isn't paying you to attract and keep subscribers from the much coveted "Creepy Porn Addicted Internet Male" demographic? I would never do anal stuff, but I think ejaculating in a womans vagina without a condom is extremely erotic.
OnyxSnowfall Posted December 17, 2011 Posted December 17, 2011 ROFL. Are you sure Loveshack isn't paying you to attract and keep subscribers from the much coveted "Creepy Porn Addicted Internet Male" demographic? **** I wish. As it stands, I'm just another slave laborer.
Dust Posted December 17, 2011 Posted December 17, 2011 **** I wish. As it stands, I'm just another slave laborer. Are you hot because maybe we can make you a diferent kind of slave...
Disenchantedly Yours Posted December 17, 2011 Posted December 17, 2011 Thinking about giving the shocker a try with my g/f. Are there any women in here who like it? Or is it one of those things that women just let you do because "we" want to. My g/f told me she had a group conversation with 5 of her friends about blowjobs once. They all said they didn't like doing it and do it solely because their b/fs insist. How about you try talking to her about whether she wants to try it or not instead of just making up your mind to do something you don't even think she'd get pleasure from. Anything called "the shocker", doesn't really seem like it's designed for female pleasure.Sounds like yet another crappy thing men pick up from porn.
Author zig Posted December 17, 2011 Author Posted December 17, 2011 Because if I talk to her about it she'll say no. Duh. If I talked to her about everything we do I'd still be at second base. She automatically says no to everything sexual. I have to challenge her sexually and work into it. Later she thanks me. Anyway, there really isn't anything too attractive to me about trying the shocker. It's borderline gross but if women on here ranted and raved about it being the best thing I'd give it a try.
Disenchantedly Yours Posted December 17, 2011 Posted December 17, 2011 Because if I talk to her about it she'll say no. Duh. Wow, talk about not respecting someone else's boundries. How often do you just do things to your girlfriend without talking to her about it before hand? Let's just perform tasks on my girlfriend that even I think are gross! WTF.
kaylan Posted December 17, 2011 Posted December 17, 2011 How about you try talking to her about whether she wants to try it or not instead of just making up your mind to do something you don't even think she'd get pleasure from. Anything called "the shocker", doesn't really seem like it's designed for female pleasure.Sounds like yet another crappy thing men pick up from porn. ^This. While I enjoy my porn, I dont want to do anything with a woman that she wouldnt derive pleasure from. If theres something either one of us like the that the other doesnt, and the other person wont budge on the issue, then we will decide if we have sexual compatibility. The only thing that I find a woman must do sexually to be compatible with me is oral. Anything else is fair game and we could talk about. Like anal for instance. Quite a few guys are obsessed with anal. But personally I find it gross because crap comes out of there, plus I dont find it a turn on to make a girl so something that could hurt her. Most women dislike anal and only do it to please their men, despite the pain some of them feel. Screw that. A sexual relationship is about two people.
Author zig Posted December 17, 2011 Author Posted December 17, 2011 Wow, talk about not respecting someone else's boundries. How often do you just do things to your girlfriend without talking to her about it before hand? Let's just perform tasks on my girlfriend that even I think are gross! WTF. There is a first for every experience in life. I can think of dozens of things that I didn't want to do or didn't like at first but now I love. Coffee and Beer are two. Both of which were brought on by some level of peer pressure. I never cross boundaries or force anything on my g/f. I do however challenge her sexually.
ShannonMI Posted December 17, 2011 Posted December 17, 2011 Thinking about giving the shocker a try with my g/f. Are there any women in here who like it? Or is it one of those things that women just let you do because "we" want to. My g/f told me she had a group conversation with 5 of her friends about blowjobs once. They all said they didn't like doing it and do it solely because their b/fs insist. Ahhhhh no. I'd be pissed if a guy "shocked" me with that. I'm not really into ass play. I don't want anything up my bootie. EXIT ONLY!!! Licking my bootie AKA: tossing the salad is rather nice though:p:p
Dust Posted December 17, 2011 Posted December 17, 2011 Ahhhhh no. I'd be pissed if a guy "shocked" me with that. I'm not really into ass play. I don't want anything up my bootie. EXIT ONLY!!! Licking my bootie AKA: tossing the salad is rather nice though:p:p Theres something so perverted about tossing salad must be why I like doing it.
ShannonMI Posted December 17, 2011 Posted December 17, 2011 Theres something so perverted about tossing salad must be why I like doing it. Yeah you come across as totally pervy:p:p
lululucy Posted December 17, 2011 Posted December 17, 2011 Anything else is fair game and we could talk about. Like anal for instance. Quite a few guys are obsessed with anal. But personally I find it gross because crap comes out of there, plus I dont find it a turn on to make a girl so something that could hurt her. Most women dislike anal and only do it to please their men, despite the pain some of them feel. Screw that. A sexual relationship is about two people. I started to do anal just to make my boyfriend happy but he must be a genius because (besides the weird first time) I really enjoy it. I'm all about try anything once, especially in the bedroom. But definitely no shockers without asking! Not a lot of girls like ass play. Especially if the gf isn't particularly adventurous.. you're just asking for trouble.
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