Dusk1983 Posted December 14, 2011 Posted December 14, 2011 Most guys feel the need to unload at least 2 times a day. Men build up sperm continually, so when the bucket is full, they feel the need to unload. Girlfriend or not. I thought I'd put this one to bed for you, nexus, but here you are again peddling the same old unscientific rubbish. One more time: there is no 'bucket' that can 'fill up'. There is no 'bucket' at all. Even if you NEVER ejaculated, the levels of sperm and semen in your body are continually and automatically self-regulated by nocturnal emission. Yes, yes, we know you love jerking off, but please stop dressing it up as a something your body needs to remain healthy. This is a lie used by men to coerce women into getting them off more regularly.
Ninjainpajamas Posted December 14, 2011 Posted December 14, 2011 Lol nice list! It could go on and on forever though I suppose
Chocolat Posted December 14, 2011 Posted December 14, 2011 http://i.imgur.com/pQVZy.jpg Too funny! I masturbate when I'm single and when I have a girlfriend. I've gotten so damn good at it, sometimes I prefer it to sex. On the other hand, I have never been a relationship with a woman who has masturbated. Never? That's nuts!
Disenchantedly Yours Posted December 14, 2011 Posted December 14, 2011 I fully admit there are plenty of double standards against women but when you look at this sort of thing it balances out in the end. There are plenty of double standards to go around both ways. Double standards never "balance out". All they do is create more anger and bitterness between the genders that lead to stereotypes and fuel unhealthy relationshisp between both men and women.
Nexus One Posted December 14, 2011 Posted December 14, 2011 I thought I'd put this one to bed for you, nexus, but here you are again peddling the same old unscientific rubbish. One more time: there is no 'bucket' that can 'fill up'. There is no 'bucket' at all. Even if you NEVER ejaculated, the levels of sperm and semen in your body are continually and automatically self-regulated by nocturnal emission. Yes, yes, we know you love jerking off, but please stop dressing it up as a something your body needs to remain healthy. This is a lie used by men to coerce women into getting them off more regularly. Men feel a NEED to unload 2 times a day on average, that doesn't mean they HAVE TO unload. When your bladder is full with urine, you have to unload to prevent damage. That's not the case with sperm. I explained that multiple times before, but you have an agenda, since you're an abstainer. You only allow yourself to ejaculate due to wet dreams. I think that is extreme. Over 90% of men masturbate. You are the one in the minority, not me.
serial muse Posted December 14, 2011 Posted December 14, 2011 On the other hand, I have never been a relationship with a woman who has masturbated. Wow, really??? Hm. Come to think of it, do you think that they really haven't, or that they just don't tell you? A lot of women are embarrassed to admit they masturbate IRL (LS confessionals notwithstanding).
Imajerk17 Posted December 14, 2011 Posted December 14, 2011 http://i.imgur.com/pQVZy.jpg Funny stuff!
Woggle Posted December 14, 2011 Posted December 14, 2011 Double standards never "balance out". All they do is create more anger and bitterness between the genders that lead to stereotypes and fuel unhealthy relationshisp between both men and women. I agree but that is not ending anytime soon so let's realize that things suck for both in different ways.
dasein Posted December 14, 2011 Posted December 14, 2011 No idea what stallions you other guys are, but I don't masturbate more than 2-3 times a week when single, none while involved in a relationship. I get a boner every morning but don't feel the desire to milk it just because it's there. I do still see how heavy a towel I can hang off it though, that's a form of vanity masturbation I guess.
carhill Posted December 14, 2011 Posted December 14, 2011 I do still see how heavy a towel I can hang off it though, that's a form of vanity masturbation I guess. Heck I thought I was the only old fart that did that without the benefit of 'help' OP, thanks for the chart. That was hilarious. I've flagellated myself with it for decades. It's kinda neat to come out the other end and laugh about it. Good luck
lululucy Posted December 14, 2011 Posted December 14, 2011 Wow, really??? Hm. Come to think of it, do you think that they really haven't, or that they just don't tell you? A lot of women are embarrassed to admit they masturbate IRL (LS confessionals notwithstanding). Yeah, I've never understood that! People need to be comfortable with themselves before they can totally comfortable with someone else. I do actually know several girls who are scared to masturbate, they feel like they're doing something wrong or dirty. I understand if it's a religious thing but that isn't always the case.
dasein Posted December 14, 2011 Posted December 14, 2011 Heck I thought I was the only old fart that did that without the benefit of 'help' OK well sometimes the "towel" is a washcloth, haven't had to stoop to kleenexes yet, but imagine those days are coming inevitably. It's a very good, and increasingly rare day when I can hang a full size towel... and it has to be completely dry.
Disenchantedly Yours Posted December 14, 2011 Posted December 14, 2011 OK well sometimes the "towel" is a washcloth, haven't had to stoop to kleenexes yet, but imagine those days are coming inevitably. It's a very good, and increasingly rare day when I can hang a full size towel... and it has to be completely dry. LOL. Is that something a lot of men do???
ThaWholigan Posted December 14, 2011 Posted December 14, 2011 LOL. Is that something a lot of men do??? Yes. It's good for your kegels
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