somedude81 Posted December 13, 2011 Posted December 13, 2011 LOL So true. Now I'll sit back and watch the battle begin.
allina Posted December 13, 2011 Posted December 13, 2011 Now I'll sit back and watch the battle begin. Why does it have to be a battle? How about we all have a chuckle and move on? Not everything gender related needs to spark a serious debate or "battle."
ShannonMI Posted December 13, 2011 Posted December 13, 2011 Why does it have to be a battle? How about we all have a chuckle and move on? Not everything gender related needs to spark a serious debate or "battle." Seriously. Although many on these boards LOVE to debate about men and women and how they are treated differently. I'm not even gonna go there, but the chart was quite funny and a lot of it was sadly true.
allina Posted December 13, 2011 Posted December 13, 2011 Seriously. Although many on these boards LOVE to debate about men and women and how they are treated differently. I'm not even gonna go there, but the chart was quite funny and a lot of it was sadly true. Yup. I do get that some people have justifiable complaints about the opposite gender but if a silly chart that was intended to be satire sparks a battle then people really need to chill.
Nexus One Posted December 13, 2011 Posted December 13, 2011 Yup. I do get that some people have justifiable complaints about the opposite gender but if a silly chart that was intended to be satire sparks a battle then people really need to chill. Then chill.
jobaba Posted December 13, 2011 Posted December 13, 2011 Pretty funny. I disagree with the masturbation one completely. It's way more socially acceptable to be a male and masturbate regularly and it ain't even close...
ShannonMI Posted December 13, 2011 Posted December 13, 2011 Pretty funny. I disagree with the masturbation one completely. It's way more socially acceptable to be a male and masturbate regularly and it ain't even close... But the first thought you're going to have about a guy that beats off all the time is that he can't get a girlfriend, am I right? At least that's what I would think. Or that he's over sexed.
Woggle Posted December 13, 2011 Posted December 13, 2011 I fully admit there are plenty of double standards against women but when you look at this sort of thing it balances out in the end. There are plenty of double standards to go around both ways.
Casablanca Posted December 13, 2011 Posted December 13, 2011 Made me laugh...most true one I saw was about the Weddings
Nexus One Posted December 13, 2011 Posted December 13, 2011 But the first thought you're going to have about a guy that beats off all the time is that he can't get a girlfriend, am I right? At least that's what I would think. Or that he's over sexed. Most guys feel the need to unload at least 2 times a day. Men build up sperm continually, so when the bucket is full, they feel the need to unload. Girlfriend or not.
verhrzn Posted December 13, 2011 Posted December 13, 2011 Qualifier: the female column is only true if you're physically attractive. If you're not, then every space might as well be "You're screwed" as well.
Author Wolf18 Posted December 13, 2011 Author Posted December 13, 2011 Pretty funny. I disagree with the masturbation one completely. It's way more socially acceptable to be a male and masturbate regularly and it ain't even close... Are you kidding me? What would happen if I went to the street and started flogging it right in front of everyone? Worse, what if I pointed at and made eye contact with strange women while doing it? Anything from getting shot, to women macing me, to going to jail, to becoming a youtube/internet celebrity ala Brian Peppers and having thousands of people harrass me via telephone, email, and even come to my house personally to **** with me. Now, what would happen if I was a woman masturbating in public? People would throw money at me and cheer, even if you're a fat barbarian woman with sideburns. Fratboys would be filming me with their Iphones. Black people will be doing that "WOOOOOOO" thing black people like to do. And what if I pointed at random men, asking them to come hither? Either people would ignore it, or join in. Female masturbation is empowering and beautiful . Male masturbation is considered a filthy thing these days.
ShannonMI Posted December 13, 2011 Posted December 13, 2011 Are you kidding me? What would happen if I went to the street and started flogging it right in front of everyone? Worse, what if I pointed at and made eye contact with strange women while doing it? Anything from getting shot, to women macing me, to going to jail, to becoming a youtube/internet celebrity ala Brian Peppers and having thousands of people harrass me via telephone, email, and even come to my house personally to **** with me. Now, what would happen if I was a woman masturbating in public? People would throw money at me and cheer, even if you're a fat barbarian woman with sideburns. Fratboys would be filming me with their Iphones. Black people will be doing that "WOOOOOOO" thing black people like to do. And what if I pointed at random men, asking them to come hither? Either people would ignore it, or join in. Female masturbation is empowering and beautiful . Male masturbation is considered a filthy thing these days. If you were waxed your dolphin in public and I walked by I'd stop and watch you, Wolfie. Hahahahahahahahaha I love that sh*t. If it was some homeless bum, not so much:sick: I doubt if a woman was masturbating in public it would be A-OK. Yes, there would be some men who would appreciate it, but most people would be disgusted. Now PRIVATELY masturbating is something completely different. It's OK for both men and women to masturbate, but I'm sure people think that if a man has to do it a lot, he's can't get a girlfriend or he's an over sexed pervert. Do men honestly have to unload two times a day? That seems a bit excessive. I could see maybe twice a week, but twice a DAY is crazy.
somedude81 Posted December 13, 2011 Posted December 13, 2011 Heh, name one socially acceptable male masturbatory tool. Why does it have to be a battle? How about we all have a chuckle and move on? Not everything gender related needs to spark a serious debate or "battle." We shall see. That's why I just said I'll step back and watch.
TheBigQuestion Posted December 13, 2011 Posted December 13, 2011 Do men honestly have to unload two times a day? That seems a bit excessive. I could see maybe twice a week, but twice a DAY is crazy. Honestly, yes. Twice a day is a light day. I've rubbed one out twice just in the course of writing this post.
Author Wolf18 Posted December 14, 2011 Author Posted December 14, 2011 If you were waxed your dolphin in public and I walked by I'd stop and watch you, Wolfie. Hahahahahahahahaha I love that sh*t. If it was some homeless bum, not so much[/Quote] Are you into fruit at all? What if it was me and a a watermelon with a hole in it? I doubt if a woman was masturbating in public it would be A-OK. Yes, there would be some men who would appreciate it, but most people would be disgusted. [/Quote] Perhaps we should do a Mythbusters type experiment Now PRIVATELY masturbating is something completely different. It's OK for both men and women to masturbate, but I'm sure people think that if a man has to do it a lot, he's can't get a girlfriend or he's an over sexed pervert.[/Quote] Do men honestly have to unload two times a day? That seems a bit excessive. I could see maybe twice a week, but twice a DAY is crazy. [/Quote] Twice a week is absurdly low from a male point of view. I think twice a day is the maximum amount a man can jack off while still being normal. Obviously if I don't have any time for myself, I can hold off, but my body feels very uncomfortable and on the edge if I don't have a daily release especially during the summer when the girls are all practically nude. Heh, name one socially acceptable male masturbatory tool. [/Quote] How about I make another hole in my watermelon Somedude. If you're a real man you'll do it.
Nexus One Posted December 14, 2011 Posted December 14, 2011 (edited) Heh, name one socially acceptable male masturbatory tool. Your hand. Besides, f*ck what everyone thinks about it, it's a biological need and as a man you're not hurting anyone by rubbing one out. Don't let anyone devalue you just because you masturbate, those hypocrites can go f*ck themselves. Edited December 14, 2011 by Nexus One
lino Posted December 14, 2011 Posted December 14, 2011 A few of those are silly but most are very true. I could add a couple more myself.
Casablanca Posted December 14, 2011 Posted December 14, 2011 http://flowingdata.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/goldstarman-545x385.jpg This pic always has cracked me up
ShannonMI Posted December 14, 2011 Posted December 14, 2011 Are you into fruit at all? What if it was me and a a watermelon with a hole in it? Perhaps we should do a Mythbusters type experiment Twice a week is absurdly low from a male point of view. I think twice a day is the maximum amount a man can jack off while still being normal. Obviously if I don't have any time for myself, I can hold off, but my body feels very uncomfortable and on the edge if I don't have a daily release especially during the summer when the girls are all practically nude. How about I make another hole in my watermelon Somedude. If you're a real man you'll do it. You f*cking a watermelon? OMG what a delicious visual that is. It would be interesting to do an experiment on public masturbation. My guess would be that if a woman diddled herself in public, there would be a few excited men and a few disgusted men. And I guess it would all depend if the chick was hot or a busted, morbidly obese porker. Women seeing another woman doing her thing in public, hot or not, would instantly think "look at that dirty whore!!!" At least I would. I would also be disgusted if I saw a man doing it. Unless of course it was you, Wolfie:lmao: I had no idea men had to jerk off at least once a day to feel comfortable. I guess you learn something new everyday.
El Brujo Posted December 14, 2011 Posted December 14, 2011 the chart was quite funny and a lot of it was sadly true. Yes, but you have to concede that the only reason it is true is because promiscuous folks have been working overtime to spread the Gospel of St. John Thomas.
Author Wolf18 Posted December 14, 2011 Author Posted December 14, 2011 You f*cking a watermelon? OMG what a delicious visual that is. It would be interesting to do an experiment on public masturbation. My guess would be that if a woman diddled herself in public, there would be a few excited men and a few disgusted men. And I guess it would all depend if the chick was hot or a busted, morbidly obese porker. Women seeing another woman doing her thing in public, hot or not, would instantly think "look at that dirty whore!!!" At least I would. I would also be disgusted if I saw a man doing it. Unless of course it was you, Wolfie:lmao: I had no idea men had to jerk off at least once a day to feel comfortable. I guess you learn something new everyday. now I'm convinced, I must masturbate in public, in the name of science!
jobaba Posted December 14, 2011 Posted December 14, 2011 I masturbate when I'm single and when I have a girlfriend. I've gotten so damn good at it, sometimes I prefer it to sex. On the other hand, I have never been a relationship with a woman who has masturbated.
lululucy Posted December 14, 2011 Posted December 14, 2011 I had no idea men had to jerk off at least once a day to feel comfortable. I guess you learn something new everyday. Girl, when I'm not seeing my boyfriend I do it like once, sometimes twice a day.. I think my record was five.
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