D-Lish Posted December 5, 2011 Posted December 5, 2011 Does that mean you're looking for volunteers? Sure, you have to buy me dinner first:laugh:
Dust Posted December 5, 2011 Posted December 5, 2011 Sure, you have to buy me dinner first:laugh: I'd buy you silver & gold jewlery if thats all you'd be wearing.
fortyninethousand322 Posted December 5, 2011 Posted December 5, 2011 My whole life has been a dry spell, I'm like the Gobi desert or dry spells. Almost 24 years without, I think I could go another 24.
Dust Posted December 5, 2011 Posted December 5, 2011 My whole life has been a dry spell, I'm like the Gobi desert or dry spells. Almost 24 years without, I think I could go another 24. Hey buddy your dry spell doesn't start from the time you were a baby! I would say your true dry spell started when you graduated from college. Think about it and what I said will make sense. Also as a guy unlike women you could easily end your dry spell. Think about it you get to activly go out their and chase women and boy do they love to get chased. Women have to sit their and be all creeped out by every guy who wants put their sweaty hands on them till if their lucky a guy "gets" them hot. You probably see 5 to 100 hot girls every week. Go make a move!
Lonely Ronin Posted December 5, 2011 Posted December 5, 2011 Sure, you have to buy me dinner first:laugh: I"ll do you one better, I'll cook whatever you like!
Wolf18 Posted December 5, 2011 Posted December 5, 2011 And your balls would STOP being blue if I came to NYC hahahahahahaha:lmao: Hopefully you won't be a victim of the dreaded "New York Minute"
ShannonMI Posted December 5, 2011 Posted December 5, 2011 Hopefully you won't be a victim of the dreaded "New York Minute" Hahahahaha oh Lord Wolfie. You are too damn funny:lmao:
Lonely Ronin Posted December 5, 2011 Posted December 5, 2011 Wolf, Travelocity is your friend right now!
Untouchable_Fire Posted December 5, 2011 Posted December 5, 2011 Anyhow, anyone else in a dry spell like me? How have you been dealing?? And what's random sex like? I can't imagine it being that great if there's no connection between you and the guy...is it worth it? Ok, so maybe I am asking for advice now! Thanks peeps. I'm in the complete opposite of a dryspell. My GF is a nymphomaniac.... or something. I have buttons missing on most of my good shirts... I lost 5 pounds the last 3 months just by making love... I'm damn near afraid to go home after work. Seriously... 6 times a night is not enough. I begged for a week off and she drug me to the doctors office to get some Viagra. I feel like a sex slave and I don't know if I am allowed to complain about it. My problems aside... random hookups are empty. It's the same as masturbation in the end. If you can't wait until someone you can love comes along, then you have bigger problems.
Art_Critic Posted December 5, 2011 Posted December 5, 2011 I don't know if I am allowed to complain about it. ahhhhhh.. no... you are not allowed...
Author shocked_confused Posted December 5, 2011 Author Posted December 5, 2011 I'm in the complete opposite of a dryspell. My GF is a nymphomaniac.... or something. I have buttons missing on most of my good shirts... I lost 5 pounds the last 3 months just by making love... I'm damn near afraid to go home after work. Seriously... 6 times a night is not enough. I begged for a week off and she drug me to the doctors office to get some Viagra. I feel like a sex slave and I don't know if I am allowed to complain about it. My problems aside... random hookups are empty. It's the same as masturbation in the end. If you can't wait until someone you can love comes along, then you have bigger problems. Lol wow untouchable, that's an insanely unusual problem to have. 6 times a night not enough?? my goddd. I'd still rather be in your position rather than mine nonetheless. And thanks for your input about random hookups. I figured they were empty. I need some kind of rapport with the guy to really enjoy the sex.
Untouchable_Fire Posted December 5, 2011 Posted December 5, 2011 ahhhhhh.. no... you are not allowed... ... but I seriously think I am getting a callous on my dick. She told me early on that she didn't really like sex. I think she lied. She doesn't get anything out of clitoral stimulation... it hurts for some reason. I've spent tons of time trying to figure out how to make that work so I can give my penis a rest. Lol wow untouchable, that's an insanely unusual problem to have. 6 times a night not enough?? my goddd. I'd still rather be in your position rather than mine nonetheless. And thanks for your input about random hookups. I figured they were empty. I need some kind of rapport with the guy to really enjoy the sex. No... you don't get it. 6 times a NIGHT... I'm not counting the fact that I need to perform the moment I wake up... and if I'm working close to home I'm expected to come home for lunchtime nookie. Regarding random hookups... most people who enjoy that are SUPER insecure and it temporarily boosts their self esteem. Guys in particular because they get this feeling of a conquest. The absolute best sex I've ever had is in long term relationships. You have to get to know me a bit to really be able to turn me on. Current GF is amazing at that.
jobaba Posted December 5, 2011 Posted December 5, 2011 Hey guys, This is more of a venting thread than anything, not really asking for advice, though advice is welcome if you feel like it Anyhow, it's been 5 months since I've had sex and it's making me go bananas a bit. I was in a relationship for a really long time until a year ago, so during that time I was having sex very regularly with my boyfriend at the time. After we broke up I went through a 6 month dry spell until I met a guy in the summer. We had great sex for a couple months until that fizzled out and there's been no one since! And I don't think the issue is that I'm unattractive because I have guys and girls tell me I'm beautiful a lot. But I think the issue is that I'm too chicken to have random sex/one night stands. I know I could if I wanted to but i can't bring myself to do it. But I feel like that's the only way I can break my dry spell. I guess the other option is to get another boyfriend, but I'm having trouble with that right now (a whole other issue). Oh and I have a vibrator that's been working wonders but it's not the same as d*ck. Anyhow, anyone else in a dry spell like me? How have you been dealing?? And what's random sex like? I can't imagine it being that great if there's no connection between you and the guy...is it worth it? Ok, so maybe I am asking for advice now! Thanks peeps. Try seven years, smack in the middle of my 20s. No sex and very minimal action for that time. Feel better? Glad to have helped. Anybody feel free to PM me when they need a lift about their 'horrible' love life.
Author shocked_confused Posted December 5, 2011 Author Posted December 5, 2011 ... but I seriously think I am getting a callous on my dick. She told me early on that she didn't really like sex. I think she lied. She doesn't get anything out of clitoral stimulation... it hurts for some reason. I've spent tons of time trying to figure out how to make that work so I can give my penis a rest. No... you don't get it. 6 times a NIGHT... I'm not counting the fact that I need to perform the moment I wake up... and if I'm working close to home I'm expected to come home for lunchtime nookie. Regarding random hookups... most people who enjoy that are SUPER insecure and it temporarily boosts their self esteem. Guys in particular because they get this feeling of a conquest. The absolute best sex I've ever had is in long term relationships. You have to get to know me a bit to really be able to turn me on. Current GF is amazing at that. Holy smokesss, ya that is way too much. The most sex I've ever had in a 24 hour period was 4, and that didn't happen too often. My vag would need a break after that. Doesn't your gf's vag hurt after a few times?? Oww it would hurt me... Try seven years, smack in the middle of my 20s. No sex and very minimal action for that time. Feel better? Glad to have helped. Anybody feel free to PM me when they need a lift about their 'horrible' love life. Lol aww jobaba, I do feel better after hearing that. I'm guessing the 7 years wasn't by choice? I hope I don't have to wait that long for my next sesh. And I sure hope there isn't some mid-20s curse (I'm 25), because a couple of my friends are going through the same thing (a few months of no sex, not years yet).
ShannonMI Posted December 5, 2011 Posted December 5, 2011 I'm in the complete opposite of a dryspell. My GF is a nymphomaniac.... or something. I have buttons missing on most of my good shirts... I lost 5 pounds the last 3 months just by making love... I'm damn near afraid to go home after work. Seriously... 6 times a night is not enough. I begged for a week off and she drug me to the doctors office to get some Viagra. I feel like a sex slave and I don't know if I am allowed to complain about it. My problems aside... random hookups are empty. It's the same as masturbation in the end. If you can't wait until someone you can love comes along, then you have bigger problems. Oh poor you. Don't come on here complaining you're having TOO much sex!! Don't you see we're all frustrated??:p No, but seriously I bet you've been rubbed raw. Tell your chick to relax. There is more to a relationship then boning all the time.
ShannonMI Posted December 5, 2011 Posted December 5, 2011 Holy smokesss, ya that is way too much. The most sex I've ever had in a 24 hour period was 4, and that didn't happen too often. My vag would need a break after that. Doesn't your gf's vag hurt after a few times?? Oww it would hurt me... Lol aww jobaba, I do feel better after hearing that. I'm guessing the 7 years wasn't by choice? I hope I don't have to wait that long for my next sesh. And I sure hope there isn't some mid-20s curse (I'm 25), because a couple of my friends are going through the same thing (a few months of no sex, not years yet). It's probably got calluses on it from all that action hahahahahahahaha:lmao: That much sex is bananas
Author shocked_confused Posted December 5, 2011 Author Posted December 5, 2011 It's probably got calluses on it from all that action hahahahahahahaha:lmao: That much sex is bananas LMAO bananas is right, I'm surprised she can walk :laugh:
Untouchable_Fire Posted December 5, 2011 Posted December 5, 2011 Holy smokesss, ya that is way too much. The most sex I've ever had in a 24 hour period was 4, and that didn't happen too often. My vag would need a break after that. Doesn't your gf's vag hurt after a few times?? Oww it would hurt me... When I was 19, I thought I had made a world record with 11. Now... I literally plan dates every day I have off so I can get some rest. You know... I've always heard references to female sexual power... but I've always just considered it wishful thinking. Her sexuality is a freight train to my 4 door sedan. She does get pain and soreness... but still wants more. Oh poor you. Don't come on here complaining you're having TOO much sex!! Don't you see we're all frustrated??:p No, but seriously I bet you've been rubbed raw. Tell your chick to relax. There is more to a relationship then boning all the time. I've had dry spells before. I think the longest was about 2 months. Just wait until you start dating a sex fiend! ... or become one. It's probably got calluses on it from all that action hahahahahahahaha:lmao: That much sex is bananas Ok... I'm done sharing my story of pain. Too much is almost as bad as too little. I will put my foot down sometime in the near future because I can't believe this much sex comes from a healthy place. She says this is the first time she has ever really enjoyed sex... but as always I'm really skeptical.
Saxis Posted December 5, 2011 Posted December 5, 2011 Just ended my 9 month dry spell last week! Must've been ok... we're planning a mid-week overnight and the entire next weekend with promises of not leaving the bedroom.
Author shocked_confused Posted December 5, 2011 Author Posted December 5, 2011 Just ended my 9 month dry spell last week! Must've been ok... we're planning a mid-week overnight and the entire next weekend with promises of not leaving the bedroom. UGH your soo luckyyy u make me sick!! But i'm sure it was well-earned after 9 months of nothing...lmao, I would love a weekend of sex. Mega jealous.
ShannonMI Posted December 5, 2011 Posted December 5, 2011 When I was 19, I thought I had made a world record with 11. Now... I literally plan dates every day I have off so I can get some rest. You know... I've always heard references to female sexual power... but I've always just considered it wishful thinking. Her sexuality is a freight train to my 4 door sedan. She does get pain and soreness... but still wants more. I've had dry spells before. I think the longest was about 2 months. Just wait until you start dating a sex fiend! ... or become one. Ok... I'm done sharing my story of pain. Too much is almost as bad as too little. I will put my foot down sometime in the near future because I can't believe this much sex comes from a healthy place. She says this is the first time she has ever really enjoyed sex... but as always I'm really skeptical. Or try being a sex fiend and never getting any:( Tough times for sure. I'd MUCH rather be complaining that I was sore from too much then not getting any at all for 3 months. I'm not as bad as your girlfriend though. She sounds like she has some sort of addiction or something. Making you go to the doctor for Viagra? That's a little insane. First time she enjoyed sex? You must be amazing in bed then. Lucky her:D I'd say I have an above average sex drive. Not a dried up old croan by any means, but not a sexaholic either. Just about right or just over the average.:D
jstobo Posted December 6, 2011 Posted December 6, 2011 Ok, not sure what happened to the last 10 posts or so. Untouchable_fire: that would be a problem having to have sex THAT much. My guess is it will subside in the future if you can last. If this continues for another couple months, than she definitely has issues. But I guess enjoy it while it lasts? LOL! Saxis: congrats on getting back in the game!
D-Lish Posted December 6, 2011 Posted December 6, 2011 Ok, not sure what happened to the last 10 posts or so. I suspect it has to do with going off topic. Dry spells aren't the worst thing in the world- I'd rather have nothing than sex for the sake of sex.
ShannonMI Posted December 6, 2011 Posted December 6, 2011 I suspect it has to do with going off topic. Dry spells aren't the worst thing in the world- I'd rather have nothing than sex for the sake of sex. Ahhhh ok....we were a bit off topic. Oops sorry:o
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