Nexus One Posted December 3, 2011 Posted December 3, 2011 (edited) Wow, now i know what to after reading that article, queeze her nose to make her swallow. Then once she has swallowed she goes into the bathroom, locks the door, puts her finger in her throat, vomits in a cup, pours the contents of the cup into her vagina and starts hoping her stomach acid didn't kill all of the sperm cells. 9 months later you're a baby daddy. Edited December 3, 2011 by Nexus One
Feelsgoodman Posted December 3, 2011 Posted December 3, 2011 Men, you need to either have a vasectomy or be more proactive in preventing what happened to this man (and which seems to be happening more frequently). It will save you over a hundred thousand dollars in child support. A vasectomy is much cheaper, don't you think? This thread should be titled "Why men shouldn't trust women with...anything".
phineas Posted December 3, 2011 Posted December 3, 2011 Was dating a woman that had 2 kids from 2 different fathers. I could tell she wanted another baby. She didn't want to go back on the pill because of those "hormones" even though she told me she'd been on it until she was 34. She didn't like the feel of rubbers & pulling out just made a mess. She wanted to use the rhythm method. Sex with this woman? Hell I was afraid to have a wet dream sleeping next to this woman. The thought of releasing sperm in the same zip-code as her scared me limp. LOL! I stopped talking to her. If I can get over this tremendous fear of getting my ball-sack sliced open i'm going to talk to my dr. about a vasectomy. I'm 40 next month & do not want anymore kids.
Nexus One Posted December 3, 2011 Posted December 3, 2011 She wanted to use the rhythm method. Enlighten me.
ShannonMI Posted December 3, 2011 Posted December 3, 2011 Then once she has swallowed she goes into the bathroom, locks the door, puts her finger in her throat, vomits in a cup, pours the contents of the cup into her vagina and starts hoping her stomach acid didn't kill all of the sperm cells. 9 months later you're a baby daddy. That may actually be worse then dumpster diving for a used jizz filled rubber. Actually it's way worse. Turkey basting vomit and jizz into your poontang.:sick: What is this world coming to?
phineas Posted December 3, 2011 Posted December 3, 2011 Then once she has swallowed she goes into the bathroom, locks the door, puts her finger in her throat, vomits in a cup, pours the contents of the cup into her vagina and starts hoping her stomach acid didn't kill all of the sperm cells. 9 months later you're a baby daddy. I hope if that happens the guy's turn to perform oral came first.
phineas Posted December 3, 2011 Posted December 3, 2011 Enlighten me. The method of tracking ovulation that good Irish catholic families used back in the day. You know the families with 10 children. LOL!
Ross MwcFan Posted December 3, 2011 Posted December 3, 2011 IMO absolutely, a man who fails to understand the power of the maternal instinct in many women is a fool who deserves what he gets. Every man is responsible for a combination of understanding the timing and process of his partner's menstrual cycle, learning to control his ejaculate/pre ejaculate process, containing baby batter once it's outside the body, using condoms correctly, and understanding female birth control options as applicable to his partner. It looks like lots typed out, but really isn't that big a deal in practice. Just because a man fails to understand, doesn't mean he deserves it.
Author FitChick Posted December 3, 2011 Author Posted December 3, 2011 She didn't want to go back on the pill because of those "hormones" If I can get over this tremendous fear of getting my ball-sack sliced open i'm going to talk to my dr. about a vasectomy. She didn't want hormones from the Pill but was perfectly willing to be extremely hormonal as all pregnant women are. She wanted guaranteed income for the next eighteen years. As for a vasectomy, almost every man I date has had one (they are educated, successful professionals). When I asked about it, they all said if they'd known how easy it was they'd have had it done years before, and most said going to the dentist was much scarier (because they were British ). Just kidding -- I love British guys
Feelsgoodman Posted December 3, 2011 Posted December 3, 2011 That may actually be worse then dumpster diving for a used jizz filled rubber. Actually it's way worse. Turkey basting vomit and jizz into your poontang.:sick: What is this world coming to? You seem to know a lot about this subject...
phineas Posted December 4, 2011 Posted December 4, 2011 She didn't want hormones from the Pill but was perfectly willing to be extremely hormonal as all pregnant women are. She wanted guaranteed income for the next eighteen years. As for a vasectomy, almost every man I date has had one (they are educated, successful professionals). When I asked about it, they all said if they'd known how easy it was they'd have had it done years before, and most said going to the dentist was much scarier (because they were British ). Just kidding -- I love British guys It was thefact that she had been on the pill for litterally 15yrs. it must not of been that bad if she was on it THAT long. Of course now i'm thinking about the fact that every guy she dated (there were more than a few) unloaded in her. bad mental image. LOL! A bunch of my friends did it & spent from 2 to 5 days with a bag of frozen peas on their boys. It's a roll of the dice as to how well it will go.
ShannonMI Posted December 4, 2011 Posted December 4, 2011 You seem to know a lot about this subject... You've never heard the expression of using a turkey baster to impregnate one self? Hahahahahaha ok. How about quit commenting on my sh*t? Is it because the resident troll has left the building, you feel you need to pick up where he left off? Following me around and commenting on what I post. Get a life. No other women to bash on LS tonight? Too bad. Guess you'll be going on the ignore list, so no need to talk sh*t anymore. Although you come across as the type that loves to listen to himself talk and re-read what he posts over and over again, so I'm sure that won't stop you.
Author FitChick Posted December 4, 2011 Author Posted December 4, 2011 A bunch of my friends did it & spent from 2 to 5 days with a bag of frozen peas on their boys. It's a roll of the dice as to how well it will go. Where do you get your information? Vasectomies are extremely safe and effective. It is more dangerous for a woman to get her tubes tied and to give birth. I think you have a secret wish to get a woman pregnant.
Cypress25 Posted December 4, 2011 Posted December 4, 2011 So a guy who genuinley thought his sex partner was on the pill and therefore thinks that he doesn't need to use protection, deserves it if the woman is just conning him and he ends up with a kid that he has to pay support for? Yes. It's his fault for thinking he doesn't need to use protection. Everyone who is having sex needs to use protection. Not just women! Men need to take some responsibility too. If the woman is doing her part and taking the pill, the man needs to do his part and wear a condom. Then there's no chance of an accident. Men can't complain about an unwanted pregnancy when they're not doing anything to prevent it. Accidents happen, even when the woman is on the pill. If you think birth control is the woman's problem, then you deserve what you get.
shayla Posted December 4, 2011 Posted December 4, 2011 I was very proactive about protecting myself. Not against pregnancy, but STD's. I had him wear a condom for 3 months. We got tested twice in those 3 months, when we both passed, I let him take the condom off. Turns out that then entire 3 years we were together, he was sleeping with other women, he dumped me and married another woman 2 months later. I will never again have sex with no condom, i don't care if he is my husband. My health is more important to me than any thing else. Any man that doesn't put his health and well being before sex is a foolish man.
aj22one Posted December 4, 2011 Posted December 4, 2011 Yes. It's his fault for thinking he doesn't need to use protection. Everyone who is having sex needs to use protection. Not just women! Men need to take some responsibility too. If the woman is doing her part and taking the pill, the man needs to do his part and wear a condom. Then there's no chance of an accident. Men can't complain about an unwanted pregnancy when they're not doing anything to prevent it. Accidents happen, even when the woman is on the pill. If you think birth control is the woman's problem, then you deserve what you get. If a guy gets a vasectomy I think he'd be safe without a condom.
irc333 Posted December 4, 2011 Posted December 4, 2011 I will never again have sex with no condom, i don't care if he is my husband. After marriage, the condoms can come off. Going too extreme there.
ShannonMI Posted December 4, 2011 Posted December 4, 2011 If a guy gets a vasectomy I think he'd be safe without a condom. Abstinence is the best form of birth control!! Sorry I'm sounding like an annoying Health teacher, but it's true:D:D
aj22one Posted December 4, 2011 Posted December 4, 2011 Abstinence is the best form of birth control!! Sorry I'm sounding like an annoying Health teacher, but it's true:D:D Of course. Then followed by a vasectomy.
ShannonMI Posted December 4, 2011 Posted December 4, 2011 Of course. Then followed by a vasectomy. Or as married folk say, abstinence follows marriage. I hope when I get married I don't stop having sex. That would suck.
shayla Posted December 4, 2011 Posted December 4, 2011 After marriage, the condoms can come off. Going too extreme there. It may be too extreme. But married men may cheat. My ex husband did. I know of women he contracted STD's from their husbands. I love my life and I will not sacrifice it for anyone or anything.
ShannonMI Posted December 4, 2011 Posted December 4, 2011 It may be too extreme. But married men may cheat. My ex husband did. I know of women he contracted STD's from their husbands. I love my life and I will not sacrifice it for anyone or anything. Yep I've heard that too. Imagine going to the doctor and discovering your husband gave you something because he cheated. Like a double whammy. A cheating husband AND an STD. Seems like the cheating husbands would be smart enough to wrap up their willies if they were going to mess around. God forbid you get some other woman pregnant who isn't your wife or you catch the clap or something.
aj22one Posted December 4, 2011 Posted December 4, 2011 It may be too extreme. But married men may cheat. My ex husband did. I know of women he contracted STD's from their husbands. I love my life and I will not sacrifice it for anyone or anything. Yeah. You gotta do what you gotta do. Personally, with my gf I don't wear condoms and I know for sure that I could never marry anyone that made me wear them. But that's me though. Perhaps if I had your experience I would feel differently.
Cypress25 Posted December 4, 2011 Posted December 4, 2011 If a guy gets a vasectomy I think he'd be safe without a condom. Yes, but not many guys are willing to do that. So if a guy doesn't want to get snipped, then he better wrap it up. I will never again have sex with no condom, i don't care if he is my husband. My health is more important to me than any thing else. Any man that doesn't put his health and well being before sex is a foolish man. Amen to that. You just never know.
SlevinKalebra Posted December 4, 2011 Posted December 4, 2011 IMO absolutely, a man who fails to understand the power of the maternal instinct in many women is a fool who deserves what he gets. Every man is responsible for a combination of understanding the timing and process of his partner's menstrual cycle, learning to control his ejaculate/pre ejaculate process, containing baby batter once it's outside the body, using condoms correctly, and understanding female birth control options as applicable to his partner. It looks like lots typed out, but really isn't that big a deal in practice. Wow Daesin that's no different than the rape defense of "well look what she was wearing" So what I take from this thread is never believe what a woman tells you and if you do you are an idiot. Sounds like sage advice to me
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