ShannonMI Posted November 29, 2011 Posted November 29, 2011 All women are beautiful, majestic, and powerful-especially the ones who are put down by bitter , idiotic men. Being the male model, millionaire handyman I am I will ride on my horse and sweep them off their feet. Bitter men need to realize what I believe, that beauty is on the inside and I need an intellectual equal . This is why I'm going to buy a 160,000 dollar engagement ring for the next strong proud woman who posts in this thread. Oh Fabio.... I'm so turned on by you I can barely stand it. Am I your proud woman? I'd like a 3 carat, emerald cut diamond please. Come be my knight in shining armor. http://www.librarising.com/astrology/celebs/images2/EF/fabiolanzoni2.jpg
MrNate 2.0 Posted November 29, 2011 Posted November 29, 2011 I'm a naughty girl. You can hate me. Azsin, stop giving it up so easily:rolleyes:
lino Posted November 30, 2011 Posted November 30, 2011 That is incredibly hilarious. Did you think of it by yourself?
Wolf18 Posted November 30, 2011 Posted November 30, 2011 Oh Fabio.... I'm so turned on by you I can barely stand it. Am I your proud woman? I'd like a 3 carat, emerald cut diamond please. Come be my knight in shining armor. http://www.librarising.com/astrology/celebs/images2/EF/fabiolanzoni2.jpg I am sorry young Lioness, but I am looking for a woman in her 60's with a ph.d and a huge gut who wants to get married. Do you know just how hot sex is when you're married? Then ending the night with a Desperate Housewives marathon? :love: on another note I know how to ride a horse and used to own 3 on my grandpas farm. I don't know about sweeping broads off their feet, but one thing I can beat Fabio in is in a horse race
ShannonMI Posted November 30, 2011 Posted November 30, 2011 I am sorry young Lioness, but I am looking for a woman in her 60's with a ph.d and a huge gut who wants to get married. Do you know just how hot sex is when you're married? Then ending the night with a Desperate Housewives marathon? :love: on another note I know how to ride a horse and used to own 3 on my grandpas farm. I don't know about sweeping broads off their feet, but one thing I can beat Fabio in is in a horse race Hahahahaha oh Wolfie, how I do love you. Fabio is a f*cking mess though. I honestly think that horse is better looking then him. Actually that horse could be his twin.
Author AHardDaysNight Posted November 30, 2011 Author Posted November 30, 2011 Wolf, you are better than Fabio. At least you can spell.
ShannonMI Posted November 30, 2011 Posted November 30, 2011 Wolf, you are better than Fabio. At least you can spell. And you aren't a washed up loser doing "I can't believe it's not butter" commercials. Remember that? Hahahahahahahaha:lmao:
Wolf18 Posted November 30, 2011 Posted November 30, 2011 Hahahahaha oh Wolfie, how I do love you. Fabio is a f*cking mess though. I honestly think that horse is better looking then him. Actually that horse could be his twin. [/Quote] God damn you all, what is it with all this anti-Fabioism? Do you girls actually expect me to believe you wouldn't melt into a puddle of I can't believe it's not butter if fabio climbed through your window in his poet shirt? I've heard girls say they don't like Brad Pitt either lol. Wolf, you are better than Fabio. At least you can spell. [/Quote] Actually Negative Nancy the Sturmbannfuhrer of the SS Grammar Gestapo is always correcting me, so this isn't true.
ShannonMI Posted November 30, 2011 Posted November 30, 2011 God damn you all, what is it with all this anti-Fabioism? Do you girls actually expect me to believe you wouldn't melt into a puddle of I can't believe it's not butter if fabio climbed through your window in his poet shirt? I've heard girls say they don't like Brad Pitt either lol. Actually Negative Nancy the Sturmbannfuhrer of the SS Grammar Gestapo is always correcting me, so this isn't true. Ahhhh Brad is totally different. I love him. Even when he looks like a dirty hippie. Fabio on the other hand is gross. I've never found him sexy. Not even when he's bare chested on my favorite smutty, Harlequin romance novels. http://www.vegaschatter.com/files/1425/fabioharlequin.jpg
Author AHardDaysNight Posted November 30, 2011 Author Posted November 30, 2011 Fabio must be pretty old by now. He must be doing the Grandmas at the nursing homes.
ShannonMI Posted November 30, 2011 Posted November 30, 2011 Fabio must be pretty old by now. He must be doing the Grandmas at the nursing homes. Couldn't you just melt ladies?:love: http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2006/09/FABIOPROJRUNWAY.JPG Ahhh not so much.
MrNate 2.0 Posted November 30, 2011 Posted November 30, 2011 Couldn't you just melt ladies?:love: http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2006/09/FABIOPROJRUNWAY.JPG Ahhh not so much. So this is what women are into these days.
Author AHardDaysNight Posted November 30, 2011 Author Posted November 30, 2011 If he's melting butter instead of vaginas, perhaps Fabio is past his prime?
Author AHardDaysNight Posted November 30, 2011 Author Posted November 30, 2011 To elaborate on that, perhaps Fabio should start selling Fleshlights when he turns 60 soon. "I can't believe...it's not a vagina!"
Wolf18 Posted November 30, 2011 Posted November 30, 2011 Ahhhh Brad is totally different. I love him. Even when he looks like a dirty hippie. Fabio on the other hand is gross. I've never found him sexy. Not even when he's bare chested on my favorite smutty, Harlequin romance novels. http://www.vegaschatter.com/files/1425/fabioharlequin.jpg Brad Pitt is indeed a pretty fashion accessory
ja123 Posted November 30, 2011 Posted November 30, 2011 (edited) I hate them so much, I want to spank them on the ass, and tell them they've been a very naughty, naughty girl. I need help. What can I do to get over this? ;) LOL When I first saw the title of your post, I thought of the Doors lyrics: "Women seem wicked when you're unwanted." So I thought you were employing a cognitive distortion (CBT): "Emotional Reasoning: You assume that your negative emotions necessarily reflect the way things really are: 'I feel it, therefore it must be true.' " But ... I think you're just being playful (I've only read your opening post ... and not the responses.) Are you into BDSM? You can spank me, Honey, if you let me spank you back!!!!!! ;) Edited November 30, 2011 by ja123
Elysian Powder Posted November 30, 2011 Posted November 30, 2011 Fabio must be pretty old by now. He must be doing the Grandmas at the nursing homes. http://www3.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/Grand+Opening+Lamborghini+Calabasas+Inside+GRtAlgQg63al.jpg How many 20-something hot-ties are you touching, 30y.o bro Fabio Lanzoni ( Italian pronunciation: [ˈfaːbjo lanˈtsoːni]); born March 15, 1959),[1][2] widely known simply as Fabio, is a famous international Italian fashion model, spokesperson and actor who appeared on the cover of hundreds of romance novels throughout the 1980s and 1990s. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fabio_Lanzoni you jealous?
OnyxSnowfall Posted November 30, 2011 Posted November 30, 2011 Fabio is not at all attractive to me... and never has been. Fabio, lawl.
ShannonMI Posted November 30, 2011 Posted November 30, 2011 http://www3.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/Grand+Opening+Lamborghini+Calabasas+Inside+GRtAlgQg63al.jpg How many 20-something hot-ties are you touching, 30y.o bro http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fabio_Lanzoni you jealous? Why are you such a dick? There's no reason for this. Just because you are a man whore doesn't mean everyone else is. Stop being mean.
Elysian Powder Posted November 30, 2011 Posted November 30, 2011 Why are you such a dick? Because I'm a douchebag Just because you are a man whore doesn't mean everyone else is. Stop being mean. AHardsnight disses Fabio 'cause Fabio is 52y.o. but far more fit and healthy and he's fckng 20y.o hotties, AHardsnight only fcks his hands, so why is AHardsnight, a 28y.o never-kissed virgin talking crap? And AHardsnight would love to be a ''man-whore''. AHardsnight, kid, all that matters in life is how many women you fck, so stop the fagot emotional behavior and go get laid.
ShannonMI Posted November 30, 2011 Posted November 30, 2011 Because I'm a douchebag AHardsnight disses Fabio 'cause Fabio is 52y.o. but far more fit and healthy and he's fckng 20y.o hotties, AHardsnight only fcks his hands, so why is AHardsnight, a 28y.o never-kissed virgin talking crap? And AHardsnight would love to be a ''man-whore''. AHardsnight, kid, all that matters in life is how many women you fck, so stop the fagot emotional behavior and go get laid. You really think Fabio is f*cking 20 somethings? I doubt it. He's washed up. I guess some women would drop their panties for him. Leave AHDN alone. No need to cyber bully him because he's a virgin.
Elysian Powder Posted November 30, 2011 Posted November 30, 2011 You really think Fabio is f*cking 20 somethings? I doubt it. He's washed up. I guess some women would drop theipanties for him. Leave AHDN alone. No need to cyber bully him because he's a virgin. Fabio's washed up :lmao: . Ahaha, He bangs more hot, young pussy as a 52yo man per week than most guys in their 20's. Fabio, is a famous international Italian fashion model, spokesperson and actor And AHDN is what?
ShannonMI Posted November 30, 2011 Posted November 30, 2011 Fabio's washed up :lmao: . Ahaha, He bangs more hot, young pussy as a 52yo man per week than most guys in their 20's. And AHDN is what? He WAS all of those things. Is he anymore? I haven't seen him in an "I can't believe it's not butter" commercials in a long. Actually that was the last I ever heard of him and that was years ago. Most men aren't famous. So why are you so mean to AHDN? You are a self proclaimed man whore and douchebag, and he's not. Your point? Just because he's a virgin doesn't mean he's a bad guy. Leave him alone.
ShannonMI Posted November 30, 2011 Posted November 30, 2011 Hey, you stupid hypocrite of a bitch. You call all unemployed and virgins losers, now you say this? Your dirty, cold sore covered trap is only good for swallowing cum. I say that about people like you who spend all their time trolling. You are a unemployed 40 year old virgin with no life. You are a LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I stand by what I said. AHDN is on here giving constructive advice to people. He is NOT a loser.
ShannonMI Posted November 30, 2011 Posted November 30, 2011 Hey, you stupid hypocrite of a bitch. You call all unemployed and virgins losers, now you say this? Your dirty, cold sore covered trap is only good for swallowing cum. I say that about people like you who spend all their time trolling. You are a unemployed 40 year old virgin with no life. You are a LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I stand by what I said. AHDN is on here giving constructive advice to people. He is NOT a loser.
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