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Still having trouble attracting women, huh?

 

A lot of good looking men use their looks to have sex with women, them dump them.

 

All the while, men like me, who are average looking, shy, and awkward get the short end of the stick.

 

In essence, I hate good looking men.

 

http://www.loveshack.org/forums/showthread.php?p=3744975#post3744975

 

So you hate wolf? :)

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Still having trouble attracting women, huh?

 

OH, no you did'unt !! *does Queen Latifah headbob*

 

The answer is yes and no, I really just stopped trying as I'm busy with other things in life. But guess what I'm not? A 30 year old virgin.

 

From one man to another, if you are a 30 year old man who reads Twilight, you are going to freak a woman out. I can picture you as being soft bodied, having a high pitched voice, and kissing every girl you see's ass just for having a vagina. You should go to the doctor to get your tesosterone levels checked, then take a shot of bourbon and grow your mutton chops and cat-call some broads on the street!

 

Trust me, it's going to get you farther than ville vaginalo.

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Beauty can be somewhat subjective.

 

Guys? This right here is a key quote if you ever want to understand women.

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OH, no you did'unt !! *does Queen Latifah headbob*

 

The answer is yes and no, I really just stopped trying as I'm busy with other things in life. But guess what I'm not? A 30 year old virgin.

 

From one man to another, if you are a 30 year old man who reads Twilight, you are going to freak a woman out. I can picture you as being soft bodied, having a high pitched voice, and kissing every girl you see's ass just for having a vagina. You should go to the doctor to get your tesosterone levels checked, then take a shot of bourbon and grow your mutton chops and cat-call some broads on the street!

 

Trust me, it's going to get you farther than ville vaginalo.

 

ouch :laugh:

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OH, no you did'unt !! *does Queen Latifah headbob*

 

The answer is yes and no, I really just stopped trying as I'm busy with other things in life. But guess what I'm not? A 30 year old virgin.

 

From one man to another, if you are a 30 year old man who reads Twilight, you are going to freak a woman out. I can picture you as being soft bodied, having a high pitched voice, and kissing every girl you see's ass just for having a vagina. You should go to the doctor to get your tesosterone levels checked, then take a shot of bourbon and grow your mutton chops and cat-call some broads on the street!

 

Trust me, it's going to get you farther than ville vaginalo.

You are funny as f*ck Wolfie, but be nice. Seriously. No cyber bullying please.

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How did you find that random post from AHDN? You're nuts:p

 

I hit ''New Posts''.

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I hit ''New Posts''.

Ahhhhhh ok

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I'm not "cyber bullying" (what the hell is that anyway) anyone, I was simply giving this guy some advice.

 

It's the same as being a grown man whose a fan of the Backstreet Boys...it's strange, bad for you as a male, and something you should keep to yourself if true. my hunch is that mr Night is reading Twilight books to have rapport with women, but it's going to have the opposite effect.

 

P.S., **** N'Sync.

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I'm not "cyber bullying" (what the hell is that anyway) anyone, I was simply giving this guy some advice.

 

It's the same as being a grown man whose a fan of the Backstreet Boys...it's strange, bad for you as a male, and something you should keep to yourself if true. my hunch is that mr Night is reading Twilight books to have rapport with women, but it's going to have the opposite effect.

 

P.S., **** N'Sync.

Perhaps or he just likes the story. I like the story. Cyber bullying is being mean to someone online. Bullying them over the internet.

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Actually, I think I'm better looking than Wolf.

 

I have stated before that my problems with women stem from social anxiety. I have had multiple instances to lose my V-card, thank you very much. I just have insecurity issues.

 

Which you are adding to, Wolf. Cyber bullying isn't cool...but I'm guessing you also post on love shy.com, and that place is like a haven for bullies, homophobes, racists, and sickos. So I take your "advice" with a grain of salt.

 

:)

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You know what? Forget Wolf, Powder, and all the other people that are just here to troll and start gender wars.

 

I listened to those people for 3 years on a different forum...and guess what? I became bitter, angry, and resentful...and drove all the women away that I was attracting before. Suddenly I had 0 women going after me, and 0 women accepting my invitation for a date.

 

It's a shame LoveShack doesn't ban these idiots, but that doesn't mean I have to take what they say seriously. If they had anything helpful to say, they would have girlfriends and wives, and be giving ME advice, instead of a bunch of insults.

 

:)

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You know what? Forget Wolf, Powder, and all the other people that are just here to troll and start gender wars.

 

I listened to those people for 3 years on a different forum...and guess what? I became bitter, angry, and resentful...and drove all the women away that I was attracting before. Suddenly I had 0 women going after me, and 0 women accepting my invitation for a date.

 

It's a shame LoveShack doesn't ban these idiots, but that doesn't mean I have to take what they say seriously. If they had anything helpful to say, they would have girlfriends and wives, and be giving ME advice, instead of a bunch of insults.

 

:)

I hear you. I do like Wolf though. He has a tough outer shell, but he is a nice guy overall. You just have to get past his wry sense of humor and his bitter attitude. His comments to you were totally uncalled for and I told him that. Hopefully that will be the end of it.

 

And don't let him make you feel bad and add to your social anxiety. He probably has issues of his own that he doesn't discuss here. We all do.:)

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I like Wolfy too :laugh:

 

Ely is a lost cause however.... though some of things it has written has been amusing.

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I like Wolfy too :laugh:

 

Ely is a lost cause however.... though some of things it has written has been amusing.

Yes Wolfie is a funny, funny boy. He never fails to crack me up. You just have to get past his bad ass 'tude. He's got a big one. Attitude that is;)

 

I don't know much about Ely. I'm learning though. He likes the women he's dating to screw other men. I do know that. That right there is a major turn off. :sick:

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Sorry folks, "bullying" is never anonymous, and if someone is so sensitive that they take what anonymous people say on the internet seriously, it's on them, not the other folks. Direct personal insults -are- a violation of the community guidelines, though, and if you feel you absolutely must, report such and let the mods sort it out. Hoping we can stay out of that territory in this thread, which has been funny and lighthearted for the most part.

 

Welcome back AHDN, good to see you around again.

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They both look like pansies to me, especially that Taylor chick. Yikes!

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They both look like pansies to me, especially that Taylor chick. Yikes!

Hahahaha Alcide looks like a pansy? You are crazy. He's like 6'4 and all muscle. A pansy he is not:love:

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Robert Pattinson seems like a good guy. That much is true.

 

Whoever plays Taylor seems like such a jerk, though!

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OMG never!!!! That's what makes him so desirable. That mane of his:love:
A couple of years ago, I read an article in GQ about Pattinson's mane. Are you aware that he doesn't bathe very often and it's the grease from not bathing that allows him to mold his hair into crazy shapes. Eewwww!
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Actually, I think I'm better looking than Wolf.

 

I have stated before that my problems with women stem from social anxiety. I have had multiple instances to lose my V-card, thank you very much. I just have insecurity issues.

 

Which you are adding to, Wolf. Cyber bullying isn't cool...but I'm guessing you also post on love shy.com, and that place is like a haven for bullies, homophobes, racists, and sickos. So I take your "advice" with a grain of salt.

 

:)

 

 

well, i was just trying to help your cause. If you don't want my advice, so be it. Don't know nor have heard of "loveshy.com". You know today I went to a club and some very drunk but attractive girl was propositioning me to go home with her. If you knew how horny I was you would know how hard it was for me to turn it down. She came in with some dude who looked like you and I actually thought of you and, despite the horrible pain in my testicles when she was "grinding " on me, rejected the advance for the sake of the guy she was with who was drinking alone and looked sad.

 

If I'm a "cyber bully" so be it. You gotta crack some eggs to make an omelet.

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Hahahaha Alcide looks like a pansy? You are crazy. He's like 6'4 and all muscle. A pansy he is not:love:

 

Being 6'4 and muscular doesn't mean you aren't a pansy. You would be shocked at how many guys who are genuinely huge fold like a cheap lawn chair once someone lands a hit on them. If you watch UFC (i only do sometimes) you would see it all the time.

 

Mental strength and experience are underrated.

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Being 6'4 and muscular doesn't mean you aren't a pansy. You would be shocked at how many guys who are genuinely huge fold like a cheap lawn chair once someone lands a hit on them. If you watch UFC (i only do sometimes) you would see it all the time.

 

Mental strength and experience are underrated.

Yes you may be right. He's hot though so I don't care. He could scream like a girl and be afraid of spiders, but I'd still climb him like a tree and ride him all night long:D

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