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I'm willing to bet all men, yes ALL, have lied to a woman to get laid at some point or another.

 

It would be too easy to take your money. Maybe you shouldn't judge others by your own standards.

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The joke could be on him in a few months when he gets a letter from her attorney saying he is expected to pay child support for the next eighteen years. :lmao:

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I think the post is untrue. If you read it carefully, you can find the inconsistencies. For instance, he says he was "rolled in by his buddies"' and then started getting interest from women. I find it hard to believe that a guy that fat is going to find it that easy to score. It just doesn't make sense.

 

Also he mentions she kept eating ****. If that was true, she would soon be sick and her breath would be unbearable. It doesn't seem likely that could lead to a night of romance.

 

I would expect a med student to understand that. I'm having my doubts about that part as well.

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So you guys never exagerrated anything to get into a girls panties when at the bar or school? You must be the same nice guys who become best friends with women and would never think about having sex with her, then suddenly one day you fall in love :rolleyes:

 

It would be too easy to take your money. Maybe you shouldn't judge others by your own standards. [/Quote]

 

Oh I'm so sorry shnookums. :rolleyes: If you're female, you don't know what you're talking about, and if you're male, well you either never talk to women, never score if you do, look like a male model where nothing you say matters, or you are lying.

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I think any sympathy for the women is wasted. I'm betting they specifically go out to bars to pick up men for one night stands. Then they have a story to tell their girlfriends at work when they're asked, "What did you do over the weekend?"

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Oh I'm so sorry shnookums. :rolleyes: If you're female, you don't know what you're talking about, and if you're male, well you either never talk to women, never score if you do, look like a male model where nothing you say matters, or you are lying.

 

Well, I'm male, I currently have a girlfriend, and I'm not lying. I'm not that great looking, but not too bad. Maybe I could've had more sex over the years by telling lies (I'm guessing that "yes, I'm single" would've been a good one), but it isn't necessary to be a liar to be able to have sex or a relationship.

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I think any sympathy for the women is wasted. I'm betting they specifically go out to bars to pick up men for one night stands. Then they have a story to tell their girlfriends at work when they're asked, "What did you do over the weekend?"

 

They probably posted to a different forum today about how they lied about being foreign exchange students to some schmo and tossed him a pity f-ck because he was so cute and gullible.

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Alright , now I feel really sowwy for what I said.

 

Guys, don't ever lie to a woman about your status or profession when you're out looking for a one night stand, it's just plain wrong and unfair to women :(. Instead tell them about your 12 dollar an hour job and never get laid. :love:

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I think in these situations it's wise to ask yourself, "what would Hitler do?"

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First, your story is completely pathetic. The only thing you proved is that you don't have any of the qualities that attract women. So, what exactly are you bragging about?

 

Second, if those women are gold diggers, they are stupid to go after a med student because most med students have a crapload of debt.

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They probably posted to a different forum today about how they lied about being foreign exchange students to some schmo and tossed him a pity f-ck because he was so cute and gullible.

 

 

:lmao: Like it!

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You don't find it a bit pathetic that a guy has to lie to get some pussy? If he can't rely on his good looks, charm and personality to get @ss then that's just sad.

No more pathetic than a woman who has to wear makeup, heels, a push up bra, etc. to make herself more attractive :D

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That's so lame.

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Its the truth. The **** went down last night at this social lounge on LES. I rolled in with 2 of my boys but split from their comp about 15 min in after I spotted 2 foreign chicks on the sofa sipping it up :D. So I popped in some convo, told them I was a med student at NYU. They ate that **** up like candy lol. One of the chicks was from Venezia or some **** with a nice ass tan and big tits. The other babe was French.

 

Me and the Italian broad got busy back at the hotel she was staying up in midtown on a Visa. After the sex, she kept asking about the med field and all that good stuff so I fed her more lies lol. She loved it!

 

Then she called her French gf up and I got to see her later in the earlier part of the morning. I didn't get to **** her but definitely made out with a ton of wet kissing and feeling her tits up. She gave me 2 of her cell digits and made it clear she wanna meet again. I fed her some med bull**** and she ate it up too lol. These chicks were young like 21-23 with heavy ass accents but w/e still was fun though trying to catch their funny words & they trying to catch my slang. They couldn't lay off!

 

I never done this **** before but it worked like a charm. I dont even know what came over me but I gotta try this again. Fellas that cant get, laid do pay heed!

 

Im so jealous of u. I dont know how u did it but I wish I could do that but I dont even know how to make up stuff like that on a whim. I do see alot of foreign girls liking guys that speak slang & know how to make it sound intelligent & mixing it in w/ medical words is so great. Italian girls are hot.

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Its the truth. The **** went down last night at this social lounge on LES. I rolled in with 2 of my boys but split from their comp about 15 min in after I spotted 2 foreign chicks on the sofa sipping it up :D. So I popped in some convo, told them I was a med student at NYU. They ate that **** up like candy lol. One of the chicks was from Venezia or some **** with a nice ass tan and big tits. The other babe was French.

 

Me and the Italian broad got busy back at the hotel she was staying up in midtown on a Visa. After the sex, she kept asking about the med field and all that good stuff so I fed her more lies lol. She loved it!

 

Then she called her French gf up and I got to see her later in the earlier part of the morning. I didn't get to **** her but definitely made out with a ton of wet kissing and feeling her tits up. She gave me 2 of her cell digits and made it clear she wanna meet again. I fed her some med bull**** and she ate it up too lol. These chicks were young like 21-23 with heavy ass accents but w/e still was fun though trying to catch their funny words & they trying to catch my slang. They couldn't lay off!

 

I never done this **** before but it worked like a charm. I dont even know what came over me but I gotta try this again. Fellas that cant get, laid do pay heed!

 

Fair is fair.. she lied to when she said she didn't have any STD's

I'll bet she thinks she used you..

Right now she is telling the story that she lied to some Med Student and used him for sex all the while she gave him Herpes..

 

Rolled in..hahahahaha

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:(

That's illegal in some places. It should be illegal in more.

 

It's a crappy thing to do, but I think cheating is much worse.

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All of you people berating him need to read Niccolo Machiavelli. He was out on a mission, and accomplished it no matter what the cost was.

 

Who cares if other women call him a "loser" when he brags about his success, the fact is he got his wick wet while the guys criticizing him here didn't. And the women , well the kind of games women always say men are tools for using always end up working on them too :rolleyes:

 

Would you rather have women "like you as a person" and not put out, or get in their panties by telling them you're a doctor then laughing when they find out it's not true ? :D Latter sounds more appealing to me.

 

First of all to equate the father of modern politics to this chump??? REALLY??? As one of the male critics here I would like to point out that I don't need to make up a life to get laid, it's pretty ****in lame. Women like what they see when they see me, as for the rest its pretty good **** without having to write a script. Jack ass.

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First of all to equate the father of modern politics to this chump??? REALLY??? As one of the male critics here I would like to point out that I don't need to make up a life to get laid, it's pretty ****in lame. Women like what they see when they see me, as for the rest its pretty good **** without having to write a script. Jack ass.

 

 

Women like what they see in you ? :lmao: Just from that block of text alone I can tell you are an impulsive mental midget, I will assume you either are very physically attractive or you are an internet Casanova where there's no burden of proof.

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Women like what they see in you ? :lmao: Just from that block of text alone I can tell you are an impulsive mental midget, I will assume you either are very physically attractive or you are an internet Casanova where there's no burden of proof.

 

Yes I am quite attractive, body of a Roman God with a face to match.

 

Internet Casanova? Not so much

 

Impulsive mental midget? Not in my line of work....I'd be dead. I am actually quite disciplined.

 

Where did you get women like what they see in me? I'm pretty sure I wrote that they like what they see when they see me. More importantly, I don't have to lie about what I do...In fact I don't really talk too much about what I do.

 

Who's the idiot suggesting the op utilized Machiavellian tactics to get laid? I'm quite certain Machiavelli's purposes for suggesting lying as a tactic were better served for self preservation than to get laid. Again....Jack ass.

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gals are all over stupid asses like him while they call good solid guys who treat them nicely creepy, for the stupidest of reasons

 

Probably because you are a creep. Go back to the rock you crawled out from under.

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Fair is fair.. she lied to when she said she didn't have any STD's

I'll bet she thinks she used you..

Right now she is telling the story that she lied to some Med Student and used him for sex all the while she gave him Herpes..

Rolled in..hahahahaha

 

More likely she lied about being single.

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I think it's 50-50 . Some women care more about looks, others care more about wealth and social status.

 

Both men and women lie to eachother. If the keyhole to that foreign girls panty lock is shaped like a stethoscope, I condone lying to her 100% . We men are here to hunt the prey, and should have no moral problems with tactical deception.

 

You have no idea how much I admire this hardcore honesty. I and quite a few other "real" men feel this same exact way. What the OP did might've been a tad sleazy but it worked and it got him where he needed to be so in the end, everyone's happy!

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Alright , now I feel really sowwy for what I said.

 

Guys, don't ever lie to a woman about your status or profession when you're out looking for a one night stand, it's just plain wrong and unfair to women :(. Instead tell them about your 12 dollar an hour job and never get laid. :love:

 

Sarcasm noted. :) I guess the difference is that I don't go looking for ONSs.

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i don't understand why everyone in here is hating on our Romeo. I'm usually not the one to condone lies and fake games, but sorry, if these chicks were so stupid to fall for that stuff....they could've easily found out about his "med career" by probing deeper (I would've), but they were just in it for some fun as well, obviously...and someone whose eyes light up when they hear "doctor" strikes me as a golddigger anyway. so no sympathy from me.

 

what he did was wrong, but these stupid broads made their own decision to open their legs for a "future doctor" ( :lmao: ) ...

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I didn't say personality and charm don't matter if all things are equal, but they take a back seat to other traits and this is a unpopular/politically incorrect fact. If they did matter, then the drooling retarded Natural Ice swillers in Phi Alpha Omega wouldn't have all the girls crowded around them at the bar waiting to hear their fart jokes or turn their eyelids inside out. :lmao: Yes, even "smart women" become 13 year old screaming girls whenever Robert Pattinson or Alexander Skarsgard comes to town, and you know nothing about their personality or charm.

 

I can assure you that all women are like this to one degree or another, subconsciously, they just don't always have the same opportunities. It's instinct, of course, not something necessarily good or bad, just the cold hard facts.

 

this is true, i admit to it, though robert pattinson is lame and i have no idead who skarsgard is - but i definitely have my own "type" that i swoon / drool over. good thing my bf fits the bill, no need for me to become the screaming 13 year old :cool:

 

BUT, dear Wolfie, this behavior isn't exclusively displayed by women only. men do it as well. watch men's "instinctual" head turn when the hot blonde / brunette with the big t*** or round azz (whatever your type is) walks by.

 

some women lie to men too, it's just expressed differently: "nooo, money isn't important to me at all. even if your were a homeless bum, i'd still love you" :rolleyes: so like i said - these women obviously fell for his doctor bs cos that's what they were interested in. just as a man falling for a golddigger gets no sympathy from me, these women don't get any from me either for obviously being status hunters / golddiggers.

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