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Its the truth. The **** went down last night at this social lounge on LES. I rolled in with 2 of my boys but split from their comp about 15 min in after I spotted 2 foreign chicks on the sofa sipping it up :D. So I popped in some convo, told them I was a med student at NYU. They ate that **** up like candy lol. One of the chicks was from Venezia or some **** with a nice ass tan and big tits. The other babe was French.

 

Me and the Italian broad got busy back at the hotel she was staying up in midtown on a Visa. After the sex, she kept asking about the med field and all that good stuff so I fed her more lies lol. She loved it!

 

Then she called her French gf up and I got to see her later in the earlier part of the morning. I didn't get to **** her but definitely made out with a ton of wet kissing and feeling her tits up. She gave me 2 of her cell digits and made it clear she wanna meet again. I fed her some med bull**** and she ate it up too lol. These chicks were young like 21-23 with heavy ass accents but w/e still was fun though trying to catch their funny words & they trying to catch my slang. They couldn't lay off!

 

I never done this **** before but it worked like a charm. I dont even know what came over me but I gotta try this again. Fellas that cant get, laid do pay heed!

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So you are sure it was the med lie that turned the trick? Isn't it possible they were just horny and found you attractive enough to get with?

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Its the truth. The **** went down last night at this social lounge on LES. I rolled in with 2 of my boys but split from their comp about 15 min in after I spotted 2 foreign chicks on the sofa sipping it up :D. So I popped in some convo, told them I was a med student at NYU. They ate that **** up like candy lol. One of the chicks was from Venezia or some **** with a nice ass tan and big tits. The other babe was French.

 

Me and the Italian broad got busy back at the hotel she was staying up in midtown on a Visa. After the sex, she kept asking about the med field and all that good stuff so I fed her more lies lol. She loved it!

 

Then she called her French gf up and I got to see her later in the earlier part of the morning. I didn't get to **** her but definitely made out with a ton of wet kissing and feeling her tits up. She gave me 2 of her cell digits and made it clear she wanna meet again. I fed her some med bull**** and she ate it up too lol. These chicks were young like 21-23 with heavy ass accents but w/e still was fun though trying to catch their funny words & they trying to catch my slang. They couldn't lay off!

 

I never done this **** before but it worked like a charm. I dont even know what came over me but I gotta try this again. Fellas that cant get, laid do pay heed!

Gross:sick::sick:

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Its the truth. The **** went down last night at this social lounge on LES. I rolled in with 2 of my boys but split from their comp about 15 min in after I spotted 2 foreign chicks on the sofa sipping it up :D. So I popped in some convo, told them I was a med student at NYU. They ate that **** up like candy lol. One of the chicks was from Venezia or some **** with a nice ass tan and big tits. The other babe was French.

 

Me and the Italian broad got busy back at the hotel she was staying up in midtown on a Visa. After the sex, she kept asking about the med field and all that good stuff so I fed her more lies lol. She loved it!

 

Then she called her French gf up and I got to see her later in the earlier part of the morning. I didn't get to **** her but definitely made out with a ton of wet kissing and feeling her tits up. She gave me 2 of her cell digits and made it clear she wanna meet again. I fed her some med bull**** and she ate it up too lol. These chicks were young like 21-23 with heavy ass accents but w/e still was fun though trying to catch their funny words & they trying to catch my slang. They couldn't lay off!

 

I never done this **** before but it worked like a charm. I dont even know what came over me but I gotta try this again. Fellas that cant get, laid do pay heed!

 

Sounds like you had fun taking these women for a ride like that. Whatever floats your boat. If foreign girls are going to be simple-minded and believe your game then they deserve what befalls them.

 

But I do agree that they tend to be into American men with mystery going for them in certain ways. Being black definitely helps but I don't usually go for the slang talk as it's out of my vocabulary but these 2 women seemed to delight in your approach. Keep at it to see how far you can take it.

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:(

 

That's illegal in some places. It should be illegal in more.

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That's too bad your life isn't interesting enough that you have to create one to impress others. I don't think i'd be too proud of that, it's loser-ish.

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Ahhh... They were so close to getting that darn green card!

 

:laugh:

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Ahhh... They were so close to getting that darn green card!

 

:laugh:

Yeah that's probably it right there. Not the fact you're a fake doctor. What a tool:laugh:

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Ahhh... They were so close to getting that darn green card!

 

:laugh:

 

They were Italian and French. I highly doubt that.

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Yeah that's probably it right there. Not the fact you're a fake doctor. What a tool:laugh:

 

that's kind of harsh, tools are useful.

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that's kind of harsh, tools are useful.

Yes and tool is another word for loser. OP is a tool.

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All of you people berating him need to read Niccolo Machiavelli. He was out on a mission, and accomplished it no matter what the cost was.

 

Who cares if other women call him a "loser" when he brags about his success, the fact is he got his wick wet while the guys criticizing him here didn't. And the women , well the kind of games women always say men are tools for using always end up working on them too :rolleyes:

 

Would you rather have women "like you as a person" and not put out, or get in their panties by telling them you're a doctor then laughing when they find out it's not true ? :D Latter sounds more appealing to me.

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All of you people berating him need to read Niccolo Machiavelli. He was out on a mission, and accomplished it no matter what the cost was.

 

Who cares if other women call him a "loser" when he brags about his success, the fact is he got his wick wet while the guys criticizing him here didn't. And the women , well the kind of games women always say men are tools for using always end up working on them too :rolleyes:

 

Would you rather have women "like you as a person" and not put out, or get in their panties by telling them you're a doctor then laughing when they find out it's not true ? :D Latter sounds more appealing to me.

You don't find it a bit pathetic that a guy has to lie to get some pussy? If he can't rely on his good looks, charm and personality to get @ss then that's just sad.

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You don't find it a bit pathetic that a guy has to lie to get some pussy? If he can't rely on his good looks, charm and personality to get @ss then that's just sad.

 

 

Not really, it's amusing but not pathetic. I'm willing to bet all men, yes ALL, have lied to a woman to get laid at some point or another.

 

Personality and actually even charm don't get you anywhere sexually with women, money and power does.

 

The rules of the game are different between men and women, you shouldn't put him down for playing the male version, just like Im not going to put down a woman for sleeping with a guy in a matter of hours because he's a doctor or a movie star.

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Would you rather have women "like you as a person" and not put out, or get in their panties by telling them you're a doctor then laughing when they find out it's not true ? :D Latter sounds more appealing to me.

 

Here's a radical idea. You don't have to be a con artist to get laid.

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Personality and actually even charm don't get you anywhere sexually with women, money and power does.

 

Maybe with some women. But I can assure you not all women are like this.

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Personality and actually even charm don't get you anywhere sexually with women

 

Such bullsh*t.

 

, money and power does.

 

But that's not the kind of thing you want a woman to be attracted to you for. You don't want to be a woman's ATM machine.

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I don't see what is to be proud about if you lie to get laid. This isn't something to brag about.

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Such bullsh*t.

 

 

 

But that's not the kind of thing you want a woman to be attracted to you for. You don't want to be a woman's ATM machine.

 

Although maybe someone who is lacking in personality and charm will rely heavily on other less important factors

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Maybe with some women. But I can assure you not all women are like this.

 

I didn't say personality and charm don't matter if all things are equal, but they take a back seat to other traits and this is a unpopular/politically incorrect fact. If they did matter, then the drooling retarded Natural Ice swillers in Phi Alpha Omega wouldn't have all the girls crowded around them at the bar waiting to hear their fart jokes or turn their eyelids inside out. :lmao: Yes, even "smart women" become 13 year old screaming girls whenever Robert Pattinson or Alexander Skarsgard comes to town, and you know nothing about their personality or charm.

 

I can assure you that all women are like this to one degree or another, subconsciously, they just don't always have the same opportunities. It's instinct, of course, not something necessarily good or bad, just the cold hard facts.

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Not really, it's amusing but not pathetic. I'm willing to bet all men, yes ALL, have lied to a woman to get laid at some point or another.

 

Personality and actually even charm don't get you anywhere sexually with women, money and power does.

 

The rules of the game are different between men and women, you shouldn't put him down for playing the male version, just like Im not going to put down a woman for sleeping with a guy in a matter of hours because he's a doctor or a movie star.

I find it sad. LOOKS are where it's at for most women. Yes, we are very visual just like you men. Money is nice, but isn't the most important thing ever. While I don't want a guy who is broke, I don't need a doctor.

 

I'm putting him down because he is a liar. If he was really a doctor and used that as a ploy to get pussy, then that would be fine. Being a liar is never cool.

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I didn't say personality and charm don't matter if all things are equal, but they take a back seat to other traits and this is a unpopular/politically incorrect fact. If they did matter, then the drooling retarded Natural Ice swillers in Phi Alpha Omega wouldn't have all the girls crowded around them at the bar waiting to hear their fart jokes or turn their eyelids inside out. :lmao: Yes, even "smart women" become 13 year old screaming girls whenever Robert Pattinson or Alexander Skarsgard comes to town, and you know nothing about their personality or charm.

 

I can assure you that all women are like this to one degree or another, subconsciously, they just don't always have the same opportunities. It's instinct, of course, not something necessarily good or bad, just the cold hard facts.

 

You really don't know women, do you. Not those of any substance anyway.

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Such bullsh*t.

 

But that's not the kind of thing you want a woman to be attracted to you for. You don't want to be a woman's ATM machine.

 

 

Yes, I definitely don't , that's why I have more or less given up on meeting women for anything "serious".

 

A lot of times they don't even have to share their money with women, they like you just for having it and being a "winner". You'd be surprised at what cheapskates a lot of the wealthier people are. I know a girl who picked a guy with a 6 figure salary over me, and despite me having like 500 bucks in my bank account, I actually shared more of what I had than this rich guy did, but that didn't matter.

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I find it sad. LOOKS are where it's at for most women. Yes, we are very visual just like you men. Money is nice, but isn't the most important thing ever. While I don't want a guy who is broke, I don't need a doctor.

 

I'm putting him down because he is a liar. If he was really a doctor and used that as a ploy to get pussy, then that would be fine. Being a liar is never cool.

 

 

I think it's 50-50 . Some women care more about looks, others care more about wealth and social status.

 

Both men and women lie to eachother. If the keyhole to that foreign girls panty lock is shaped like a stethoscope, I condone lying to her 100% . We men are here to hunt the prey, and should have no moral problems with tactical deception.

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Yes, I definitely don't , that's why I have more or less given up on meeting women for anything "serious".

 

A lot of times they don't even have to share their money with women, they like you just for having it and being a "winner". You'd be surprised at what cheapskates a lot of the wealthier people are. I know a girl who picked a guy with a 6 figure salary over me, and despite me having like 500 bucks in my bank account, I actually shared more of what I had than this rich guy did, but that didn't matter.

 

How do you know it was because he was a winner and not because of some other reason?

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