USCGAviator Posted November 17, 2011 Posted November 17, 2011 Check this out. I had been chatting with a woman off and on for about 8 months and we finally met a week ago. Our first date went rather well which brings me to today's adventure. She lives an hour away and I spent half the day with her. We got a quarter way through a movie before the clothes were coming off. Of course I got it in but that's not the part that concerns me....... This chick is above and beyond squirter status. 2 fingers in and I'm watching this woman spray ejaculate 12 to 15 times in about 5 minutes. Having sex with this chick is like playing in the sprinkler! I'm gonna need to get some pig mats and gore tex if she ends up coming to my house for an overnight. I'm having mixed feelings about keeping a woman with a super soaker for a vagina. What do????!!
Author USCGAviator Posted November 17, 2011 Author Posted November 17, 2011 Lime. They sell it by the bagful. Sooooo she needs a PH balance or I need to coagulate the climax?
Trimmer Posted November 17, 2011 Posted November 17, 2011 Clay based cat litter, like they use to contain oil spills on driveways? Cedar shavings, like for hamster cages? I have a feeling we're not being terribly helpful here... Are you looking for emotional, or logistical support?
Author USCGAviator Posted November 17, 2011 Author Posted November 17, 2011 (edited) Probably emotional I never thought I would have second thoughts about dating someone because of the way they orgasm. This just seems a little over the top for me. I'm all about some good hot lovemaking, but I would rather not look like I lost a water balloon fight every time we had sex. I'm pretty sure I need to hand this woman the pink slip, but I haven't put much thought into the delivery yet. Edited November 17, 2011 by USCGAviator
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