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I mean it. Women need to get over the 'I am fat'-thing.

Had this quite embarrassing experience with my girlfriend (still the same girl, for the people who remember me) yesterday:

 

We were lying in bed after sex, both naked. Suddenly she asks wether I think she's fat. Of course, after being asked that same question a milion times and having answered "no" a million times, I thought it would be fun to reply ironically:

 

"No, you're not fat at all! I love your body! In fact, when I fantasise about other women, I always place their head on your body!"

 

My crown jewels still hurt...

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:laugh:

 

That is quite possibly the funniest thing I will hear this week.

 

(oh, and, uh, sorry about your crown jewels!) :p

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I always place their head on your body

 

I wouldn't apply for a career in the diplomatic service anytime soon if I were you

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Of course, after being asked that same question a milion times and having answered "no" a million times, I thought it would be fun to...

Now you know what fun feels like.

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Reading it, I was able to laugh. I dont know how I would have reacted when I heard something like that though. Sorry to hear about the jewels :laugh:

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I like the title of your post. If I remember correctly, the average size of a woman in the USA is a 12. Definitely not what we are seeing in TV, mags, newspapers, movies, etc.!

 

Bring on the 12s! Speaking as one myself... I go to the gym and am healthy even if I'm not a size 0.

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That is hands-down one of the funniest things I've read here...

 

 

thanks for a good laugh!!!

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LOL. Thanks for making me start the week with a laugh :D

 

I'd love more chubby women in ADS, too.

And expecially average-looking women. :)

If only non-anorexic women you see are tall and have a very beautiful face, perfect skin and very nice boobs (like Sophie Dahl) it is not going to help much :)

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