StoneCold Posted November 3, 2011 Posted November 3, 2011 (edited) For those of us who are in a sexless marriage and have to put up with a dragon lady wife where home is like walking on egg shells......... Learn to laugh a little...someone told me this...had to share it Two guys were out drinking at the local pub. One guy is worried about sneaking in so late after a night out with the boys as he always wakes his wife up and she always gives him hell. Other guy says... "that's because you are doing it wrong, when I get home I slam the front door, curse out loud, make all sorts of noises getting ready for bed, leave the bathroom door open, lights on .. every thing I can do to disturb her, then I say .. 'Who's horny' and jump into bed..........shes never woken up yet" lmao Sometimes the best defence is a good offence Edited November 3, 2011 by StoneCold
Author StoneCold Posted November 5, 2011 Author Posted November 5, 2011 *yawn* . . . Yeah....you like that one dont ya
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