John Tucker Posted October 26, 2011 Posted October 26, 2011 couple of my boys are urging me to do that and its all worked for them
Mrlonelyone Posted October 26, 2011 Posted October 26, 2011 Your boys are either lying or not being litteral. 99.99% of the time that'll get you a hangup. Maybey if you ask 10000 women that you will get a positive response.
dasein Posted October 26, 2011 Posted October 26, 2011 Strangely enough this has worked well for me in the past, back at your age. Different wording though, pre text message days. in my day it was "we should just f-ck and see what happens." Sometimes it was delayed but got very good results compared to other more standard approaches considering the rudeness of it. I used this on women I knew a little, never on total strangers. I have a hunch it works better said on the phone or face to face than texted though. Who knows.
Andy_K Posted October 26, 2011 Posted October 26, 2011 There's a certain type of girl that if she already thinks you're pretty hot, might respond well to it. Most here will tell you it will bomb, because the type of girl that would respond to it is not going to be spending time on a dating advice discussion board. 1
ShannonMI Posted October 26, 2011 Posted October 26, 2011 couple of my boys are urging me to do that and its all worked for them Are you asking when you can hit it as in when you can f*ck her? Ummmmm if the girl is a ho, then go for it. If she's a nice, respectable girl, I wouldn't. If some guy text me that, it would be a turn off, but I'm a nice, repectable girl, not a ho.
whichwayisup Posted October 26, 2011 Posted October 26, 2011 Don't listen to them. Asking this girl for a 'hit' will bring you a hang up or a smack in the face. Uhmm, is this the girl who hasn't texted you back? the one that you like and met less than 3 weeks ago? Try asking her out on date first, for coffee, or dinner.. To just come right out and ask her to f.cuk you is really bad advice from your friends.
Wolf18 Posted October 26, 2011 Posted October 26, 2011 I've tried this a few times and it's been the most successful approach thus far. 2 of them were women I've known for years, I got so horny one day I just asked one "let's **** around". She said "wow, you're disgusting, learn how to talk to a lady"...then 3 days later she IM's me and says " you know I've been thinking a lot about what you said and it's actually been a while, I'll pick you up at 7" , I actually got horribly sick later that day and couldn't meet her, God hates me. Regardless if it always works or not, it's definitely the most time saving approach. I'm so sick of getting to know women, finding out we click, investing a lot of time then getting the let's be friends line while some other scumbag who doesn't even try gets into her pantys later that day. I think what's most important is finding out if the woman is physically attracted to me, then after that I'll get to know her, because I'm looking for a woman to be with romantically not another woman "friend".
ShannonMI Posted October 26, 2011 Posted October 26, 2011 Yo when can I softly caress Hahahahahaha that wouldn't go over well either. I would laugh so hard if a dude text me that. :lmao: He wouldn't be caressing me OR getting @ss.
AHardDaysNight Posted October 26, 2011 Posted October 26, 2011 Can I softly caress, while putting lotion on your skin? It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again.... Nope, that wouldn't go over well! LOL
azsinglegal Posted October 26, 2011 Posted October 26, 2011 Depends on who it is. A FWB I've been with before, I'd say ok. A guy I want to date, I'd tell him to go scratch. Most of my FWB convos start with "what are you doing today?" LOL
Feelin Frisky Posted October 26, 2011 Posted October 26, 2011 That question makes no sense (unless she's your baseball team's manager and you're on the bench). You can hit the road, hit the bricks, hit your bottom, hit your limit, hit a nerve etc etc etc
somedude81 Posted October 26, 2011 Posted October 26, 2011 Strangely enough this has worked well for me in the past, back at your age. Different wording though, pre text message days. in my day it was "we should just f-ck and see what happens." Sometimes it was delayed but got very good results compared to other more standard approaches considering the rudeness of it. I used this on women I knew a little, never on total strangers. I have a hunch it works better said on the phone or face to face than texted though. Who knows. How often has that worked for you?
ShannonMI Posted October 26, 2011 Posted October 26, 2011 You say that now. Don't even worry, I'll be caressing that. Works for my boys (who have been urging me to do the same). Don't even front ShannonMI. You know you want this soft caress. I may want and love a soft caress, but if a guy text me that I would crack up. How about just doing it, not texting that you're going to do it.
ShannonMI Posted October 26, 2011 Posted October 26, 2011 Can I softly caress, while putting lotion on your skin? It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again.... Nope, that wouldn't go over well! LOL Hahahahahahahahaha LOVE it:lmao::lmao:
ShannonMI Posted October 26, 2011 Posted October 26, 2011 That question makes no sense (unless she's your baseball team's manager and you're on the bench). You can hit the road, hit the bricks, hit your bottom, hit your limit, hit a nerve etc etc etc He means can he hit it I think. He may have forgot to type the word it. I've heard that expression before. It means can I screw you. Or can I hit that pussy:lmao: Either way, most nice girls aren't going to go for it.
AHardDaysNight Posted October 26, 2011 Posted October 26, 2011 They might go for it, if they're a loose woman.
ShannonMI Posted October 26, 2011 Posted October 26, 2011 They might go for it, if they're a loose woman. Maybe that's the type of girl OP and his boys go for. If it is, he'll have no problem.
Ruby Slippers Posted October 26, 2011 Posted October 26, 2011 The only time something so direct has worked on me was when it was the FWB that I was already having sex with who said it, and I was available and ready to see him again. His line was a lot better than yours, though. And it took 3 or 4 escalating lines to get me to say OK. I was ready to say OK from the start, but wanted to see how over the top he would get.
Wolf18 Posted October 26, 2011 Posted October 26, 2011 Maybe that's the type of girl OP and his boys go for. If it is, he'll have no problem. Breaking news: Not putting out doesn't make you more valuable. In fact, quite the opposite, why do women think that selling a pound of potatoes at the price of a pound of gold actually makes it more valuable??? God bless sluts. The real ones, who are truly indiscriminate Most women are loose to some degree or another.
somedude81 Posted October 26, 2011 Posted October 26, 2011 The only time something so direct has worked on me was when it was the FWB that I was already having sex with who said it, and I was available and ready to see him again. His line was a lot better than yours, though. And it took 3 or 4 escalating lines to get me to say OK. I was ready to say OK from the start, but wanted to see how over the top he would get. I'm pretty sure he is talking about women he hasn't had sex with before. With a girl one's already been with, I think even something like "Get over here" would work.
Feelin Frisky Posted October 26, 2011 Posted October 26, 2011 He means can he hit it I think. He may have forgot to type the word it. I've heard that expression before. It means can I screw you. Or can I hit that pussy:lmao: Either way, most nice girls aren't going to go for it. Yes, I figured. It's crass to say that to someone. "Hitting it" is slang guy talk. I can't imagine using that on someone I really liked. It's not an "it".
azsinglegal Posted October 26, 2011 Posted October 26, 2011 How often has that worked for you? I think it works more then women want to admit. But not with me, and not with random men. My old assistant text me over the weekend and said, "Hey lady, why don't we get together for drinks and fawk for old times sake". Um...never slept with him or did ANYTHING physical with him at all. I found it insulting he thought that would be ok to ask me.
silvermercy Posted October 26, 2011 Posted October 26, 2011 You have two reply options depending on the type of girl: Nice girl: "Get lost, you freak!" (either that, or total silence). Slutty girl: "When r u free!?!?"
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