El Brujo Posted October 1, 2011 Posted October 1, 2011 If you've ever lurked on the PoF forums or the ConnectingSingles forums, you've probably put 2 and 2 together. The men complain that the women are flakes (which they are), the women complain that the men are pervs who won't leave them alone (which they are), and I think both of them sound like a bunch of hypocrites and kindergarteners! Meanwhile the people who run those OLDSs keep raking the money in, and nothing else changes. So many people have abused OLD for so long that they made the whole thing into a joke. We don't want it to be fixed. How did this happen? I think it's because the OLDSs never were serious about pairing people up to begin with... but let's say that they were. So, pretend things turned out differently, and I'm looking up heybaby.com, pickyb1thche$.com, russiangolddiggers.com or whatever, and I decide to join one. In the info, it says "one of our reps will call you and make an appointment for you to come in for your interview (to make sure you're real and you're not a real-life troll)." This would be no problem for me personally... but if I was a troll, I'd be panicking---dude!!! They want to blow my cover and end my little game!!! That's no fun, maaaaaan!!! End of story. But, not being a troll, I go to the appointment, the rep sits down at a table with me, and asks me, "do you know what you want?" Oh, yes, yes, yes!!! This is getting better by the minute! I: ---get on my knees and clasp my hands in front of my face and beg the rep to get me a f. buddy and get her quick!!! BZZZZZZ... ---say "I don't know, dude... just turn on the juice and see what shakes loose. I don't have a 'type'." BZZZZZZ... ---whip out my laundry list and show it to the rep. "Hmm... okaaaay... congrats, you're in. BUT... if one of our girls picks you and you ignore her and don't reply, we'll kick you out. If you pick one of our girls and she doesn't reply, she gets kicked out. If you both say you're interested in each other, we'll make another appointment to have you come by this office again and meet her, okay?" Whoohoo!!! This is what I've been waiting all my life for! OTOH if I was a troll, this would be my worst nightmare and I'd go home and hang myself! And then I woke up...
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