ShannonMI Posted October 3, 2011 Posted October 3, 2011 I know right? I'm always telling guys that they'll attract a bunch of women if they act or work on their looks to look like this; http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/08/Schreck.jpg The original vampire Seriously now. It's not the sensitivity that the vampires of twilight exhibit what makes young teens swoon away for them. What is this soulful quality that makes young readers forgetful that Stephenie Meyer can't write for ****? The generosity women see in this guy chiseled face; http://images.wikia.com/twilightsaga/images/c/cf/Edward-cullen-breaking-dawn-poster.jpg The baldness or the short stature of many a guy is the veil that won't let women see his inner qualities like a 6'4'' muscled model can beacon to the world . Magus was a toothless, bald, very old man when he was embraced by the dark gift. Both his role in the book and in the movie was very small although he was a vampire in the true sense of the word; megalomaniac, insane, and self-destructive. Louis de Pointe du Lac(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louis_de_Pointe_du_Lac_ ) was a very emotional young man when he was turned and his emotions were magnified by his transformation into one of the creatures of the night. He still was a murderer and a destroyer of homes,but that, alongside with the crimes Lestat de Lioncourt (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lestat_de_Lioncourt )perpetuated during centuries are forgotten and admired because he regretted the dark deeds he took part in. LOL. OK, it's fun to act like a professor from women's studies, but lets move on from that and explain why women love Hollywood vampires. The original vampire was a deformed corpse that didn't have the capacity for rational thought and little more to maintain his status as one of the undead as most of them - in those olden legends - were found and destroyed because they were dumb. The modern vaympre was created by Lord Byron's personal doctor in one stormy night, Byron came up with a suggestion; each one of us here will dabble down an horror story(Mary Shelley was inspired to write the story The Modern Prometheus by this night)and whoever writes the best story wins an imaginary prize. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Vampyre That's the story that later gave origin to all of the modern sissy-looking and sissy-acting vampires. This is the creator of the feminine vampire; http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_William_Polidori Many years later after the inception of the sensitive vampire, hollywood realized that women are as shallow and as easy to manipulate as men are(they reached this conclusion by seeing their coffers filled by Rudolfo valentino) and women, thinking that they love the vastly baseline nature that many supernatural creatures display, figure that they love the dimensions of the vampire. Little are they capable of admitting that they do not love vampires; they love the good-looking men who make millions out of women's inability to understand why they like this and that, and why they don't like this or that. Why am I explaining this? Don't me take me wrong. Its quite hilarious to see Ahardsnight believe that young girls are wetting their pants for edward cullen because to him, the overly melodramatic reactions that edward cullen has whenever his girlfriend's hair is disarranged by the blowing wind is the mark of the emotional, connective young man of the 21th century, that young women crying for edward has nothing to do with his hair or teeth or muscles but that women want his faggoting's tendencies in a boyfriend. Bro, countless serial-killers and rapists receive many love-letters a day? How many love-letters do you get? Here's the secret; the vampires being portrayed by 21th century film industry and the serial-killers that are admired, and Robin-Hood all share one thing. They're very good-looking. Learn,assimilate this, or continue to believe that crying like a flower is what women want . Yeah bro, I'm a cavemen and I act like a douchebag but I have the necessary looks to be forgiven LOL I love all the vampires you mentioned. Louis because he's so sensitive and introspective. Lestat because he's a bad @ss. Edward because he broods and he's just sexy. Yeah I'm a dork, but I have a soft spot for Edward. You forgot Eric Northman from True Blood. How could you forget him?? He's the viking. HOT!!! Yes, all of them are good looking but there are other qualities that make them attractive. And they are VAMPIRES! Vampires are hot because they are dangerous, erotic and they need blood to survive. It's just sexy. As for Ted Bundy, he was very good looking AND he was very charming. What woman doesn't love a nice looking, charming man? Even if he is a serial killer. He had groupies at his murder trials if that says anything. He married and impregnated a woman while he was in prison. Even though he was a monster in every sense of the word, he still attracted women. It is amazing what good looks and charm can get you, isn't it? It's crazy.
Shaun-Dro Posted October 3, 2011 Posted October 3, 2011 Next time your on a date. Tell a chick your a terrorist. I guarantee you that she will be in your bed in the next few hours. Cause we all know. girls love bad boys. This is overkill and you know it.
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