Hot Chick Posted September 28, 2011 Posted September 28, 2011 (edited) Keep the stories coming. I need a pile of gold in my life. Yes he should write a short story and call it "Adventures of a Middle-Aged Mentally Ill Retard Who's too Stupid to Realize that when the Dog was Biting Him He was Doing So Because it was in Pain from Being Abused" Edited September 28, 2011 by Hot Chick
ascendotum Posted September 28, 2011 Posted September 28, 2011 So at the end of the day GP, did the funky dye job prove to be the 'babe magnet' you hoped it would be? Sounds like a lot of drama for you. Next time maybe try be more selective with your dog walking gigs, puppies, chihuahuas, little terriers, shiitzus, old english sheep dog, etc. What about you getting a little pot belly pig of your own. I reckon that would get the women at the park going awwww.
Author Gold Pile Posted September 29, 2011 Author Posted September 29, 2011 So at the end of the day GP, did the funky dye job prove to be the 'babe magnet' you hoped it would be? Sounds like a lot of drama for you. Next time maybe try be more selective with your dog walking gigs, puppies, chihuahuas, little terriers, shiitzus, old english sheep dog, etc. What about you getting a little pot belly pig of your own. I reckon that would get the women at the park going awwww. As a babe magnet it worked pretty well... i got 2 numbers and have a dinner date this weekend. I am halfway charming so maybe I could have scored those numbers with an undyed dog, we'll never know. I'd like to repeat the dog wasn't harmed.
D-Lish Posted September 29, 2011 Posted September 29, 2011 So at the end of the day GP, did the funky dye job prove to be the 'babe magnet' you hoped it would be? Sounds like a lot of drama for you. Next time maybe try be more selective with your dog walking gigs, puppies, chihuahuas, little terriers, shiitzus, old english sheep dog, etc. What about you getting a little pot belly pig of your own. I reckon that would get the women at the park going awwww. That might not be a bad idea. You could use finger paints that are child friendly next time! As a babe magnet it worked pretty well... i got 2 numbers and have a dinner date this weekend. I am halfway charming so maybe I could have scored those numbers with an undyed dog, we'll never know. I'd like to repeat the dog wasn't harmed. GP, I couldn't tell without enlarging the pic- was that a WESTIE??? I think you should tell the client that you took the dog for a walk and it ran through burrs. I once did have to shave one of my dogs because of burrs. Any lie I can provide you to help soften the blow with the client - just let me know.
mesmerized Posted September 29, 2011 Posted September 29, 2011 You don't know that. It is irritating to the skin of the dog, which is different from people. You don't know if the dog's skin has been irritated OR harmed. There is a reason the dog was biting you. It wanted you to stop hurting him! DUH! Obviously if you did this to someone's dog who is entrusting you to care for the dog, you have absolutely no manners. I think when she returns, she is going to realize you are an uncaring freak of a human being you are to do this to her dog. THE DOG DOESN'T BELONG TO YOU. YOU HAD ABSOLUTELY NO RIGHT TO DO THAT TO SOMEONE ELSE'S DOG, AND YOU'RE A RETARD EVEN IF YOU DO IT TO YOUR OWN DOG (OR YOU'RE MENTALLY ILL, OR BOTH). YOU'RE NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO USE HUMAN SHAMPOO ON DOGS. IT DRIES OUT AND IRRITATES THEIR SKIN. I hope to GOD that this is a fake, madeup story (about the dog - because we all know that the 21-year old you "banged" is made up so that you can get some kudos), Apparently his charm/looks isn't enough and he has to impress women by a colored dog or someone else's condo. He might as well just straight up pay for sex to hookers, he'll have less trouble that way and will post here less too. lol
Art_Critic Posted September 29, 2011 Posted September 29, 2011 Any lie I can provide you to help soften the blow with the client - just let me know. Are you sure you should be using the word "soften" in this context ? GP... When is the owner coming home ?
Hot Chick Posted September 29, 2011 Posted September 29, 2011 GP - why don't you....drumroll...tell her the truth about what you did to her dog? I mean, actually take ownership of your RETARDED, MENTALLY ILL BEHAVIOR, INCLUDING ANIMAL ABUSE. Or is that too manly of a thing to do?
Author Gold Pile Posted September 29, 2011 Author Posted September 29, 2011 GP - why don't you....drumroll...tell her the truth about what you did to her dog? I mean, actually take ownership of your RETARDED, MENTALLY ILL BEHAVIOR, INCLUDING ANIMAL ABUSE. Or is that too manly of a thing to do? I've been a real rock-head, I should have known by your tone. sure enough a new name but the same IP addy as B4. You never change your harsh tone, so why do you change your screen name? Art, the owner should be back Monday. She's changed the day twice now, she is lucky I don't charge her extra. Dlish.... I don't know the breed. I like the burr idea, I was thinking of a skunk or saying that a neighbor kid tossed paint on him. Maybe she'll cover the grooming costs.
Citizen Erased Posted September 29, 2011 Posted September 29, 2011 Sad, I wish you said others are happy with your looks. The dog endured more than I intended. I do feel bad about that. Today I ultimately had to shave the colored fur off. I'll tell the dog's owner I had to (skunk or something sprayed him). I added pics of the dog dyed, then shaved, to my albums...view my profile to see them. That picture is hilarious. Pyro is mad at me for waking him up, couldn't stop laughing. You're a good soul GP.
Author Gold Pile Posted September 29, 2011 Author Posted September 29, 2011 Citizen Erased:.....You're a good soul GP. That's what I keep telling everyone;) Thanks very much. You've been here from the start. I don't think the owner will find it too funny.
FitChick Posted September 29, 2011 Posted September 29, 2011 He has his "gold pile" because he is a miser and a cheapskate. Very attractive qualities, I'm sure. People who actually have a lot of money don't talk about it. In some states you could be arrested for animal abuse. An animal is not a toy. I would advise GP to get a vasectomy (go to Planned Parenthood and they might do it for free seeing as you probably look destitute) because babies are not toys either and you could wind up in jail.
Hot Chick Posted September 29, 2011 Posted September 29, 2011 Yeah the funny thing about this is that if it were anyone else who abused a dog and posted about it, the same posters here (Art Critic, etc) who are laughing and encouraging the idiot OP to lie (and drug the dog) would be outraged.
Art_Critic Posted September 30, 2011 Posted September 30, 2011 Hot chick.... I don't mean to say anything to offend you and I'm only relying because you used my name but honestly it seems like a little levity might be needed for you to get thru this thread without a meltdown. Use your humor when you reply in gp's threads... They are some of the funniest and most entertaining threads on LS and gp is one of life's great treasures in a world full of people not smiling enough. Whew .... That was a lot of words for how about "lighten up" a little and smile more
D-Lish Posted September 30, 2011 Posted September 30, 2011 Hot chick.... I don't mean to say anything to offend you and I'm only relying because you used my name but honestly it seems like a little levity might be needed for you to get thru this thread without a meltdown. Use your humor when you reply in gp's threads... They are some of the funniest and most entertaining threads on LS and gp is one of life's great treasures in a world full of people not smiling enough. Whew .... That was a lot of words for how about "lighten up" a little and smile more My thoughts exactly. I'm now intrigued bu finger painting a pot bellied pig. Are there pigs that are furry? If so, I'd like to order one.
Hot Chick Posted September 30, 2011 Posted September 30, 2011 I do smile and have fun...however when we have a dog abuser who is making a big joke out of it...hard to smile about that. Then the asking questions about how to lie to the owner about that he didn't actually abuse her dog, and asking about drugging the dog....sick, sorry.
Nexus One Posted September 30, 2011 Posted September 30, 2011 My thoughts exactly. I'm now intrigued bu finger painting a pot bellied pig. Are there pigs that are furry? If so, I'd like to order one. http://bit.ly/nq8727 But they're only cute and suitable as a fashion accessory when they're still young, so you'd have to keep buying a new one every time it grows beyond a certain size and then discard of the old one. If Paris Hilton can do that with her ferrets and monkeys, then you can do it with little piglets.
HeavenOrHell Posted October 3, 2011 Posted October 3, 2011 I agree. I know this meant to be a joke thread, but I don't find jokes about drugging a dog funny, I really hope you're joking about drugging him. I do smile and have fun...however when we have a dog abuser who is making a big joke out of it...hard to smile about that. Then the asking questions about how to lie to the owner about that he didn't actually abuse her dog, and asking about drugging the dog....sick, sorry.
Eeyore79 Posted October 3, 2011 Posted October 3, 2011 I agree. I know this meant to be a joke thread, but I don't find jokes about drugging a dog funny, I really hope you're joking about drugging him. Joke or not, I find the topic of animal abuse to be distasteful and inappropriate for discussion on this type of forum. I have therefore reported this thread for inappropriate content.
HeavenOrHell Posted October 3, 2011 Posted October 3, 2011 Good idea! Joke or not, I find the topic of animal abuse to be distasteful and inappropriate for discussion on this type of forum. I have therefore reported this thread for inappropriate content.
Author Gold Pile Posted October 4, 2011 Author Posted October 4, 2011 Well the owner and I had a tense meeting Monday, I said a skunk sprayed the dog so I had to shave it. She called today to say her neighbor told her I spent long hours there and even had an overnite guest. Isaid the neighbor was lying and I hung up. Future trouble is I replaced her brown hair color with Auburn. Now to all you people (including the 2 names with the same IP address) who think this was a joke or animal abuse....it wasn't. I didn't know human hair coloring was bad for dogs. I was stupid, not uncaring. The dog appears fine.I was dumb and would never do it again. The dog was NEVER drugged. Hot Chuck: (take this as a peace offer)You really do seem to know about dog health...definately more than I do. You were right I was wrong. I'll be at a Halloween party this month. I'd like to take my cuz's big St Bernard. Is there a SAFE way I could color him for the event? I have my cousin's permission and I'll only do it if it can be done in a 100% safe way.
wheream_i Posted October 4, 2011 Posted October 4, 2011 While exploring my client's underwear drawer(you'd do the same) Lol. Awesome.
DripWilson Posted October 5, 2011 Posted October 5, 2011 Well the owner and I had a tense meeting Monday, I said a skunk sprayed the dog so I had to shave it. She called today to say her neighbor told her I spent long hours there and even had an overnite guest. Isaid the neighbor was lying and I hung up. Future trouble is I replaced her brown hair color with Auburn. Now to all you people (including the 2 names with the same IP address) who think this was a joke or animal abuse....it wasn't. I didn't know human hair coloring was bad for dogs. I was stupid, not uncaring. The dog appears fine.I was dumb and would never do it again. The dog was NEVER drugged. Hot Chuck: (take this as a peace offer)You really do seem to know about dog health...definately more than I do. You were right I was wrong. I'll be at a Halloween party this month. I'd like to take my cuz's big St Bernard. Is there a SAFE way I could color him for the event? I have my cousin's permission and I'll only do it if it can be done in a 100% safe way. I'm going on a trip soon, no offense but I'll leave the pet sitting to someone else, anyone else!:lmao:
Author Gold Pile Posted October 5, 2011 Author Posted October 5, 2011 Posted by Gold Pile Well the owner and I had a tense meeting Monday, I said a skunk sprayed the dog so I had to shave it. She called today to say her neighbor told her I spent long hours there and even had an overnite guest. Isaid the neighbor was lying and I hung up. Future trouble is I replaced her brown hair color with Auburn. Now to all you people (including the 2 names with the same IP address) who think this was a joke or animal abuse....it wasn't. I didn't know human hair coloring was bad for dogs. I was stupid, not uncaring. The dog appears fine.I was dumb and would never do it again. The dog was NEVER drugged. Hot Chuck: (take this as a peace offer)You really do seem to know about dog health...definately more than I do. You were right I was wrong. I'll be at a Halloween party this month. I'd like to take my cuz's big St Bernard. Is there a SAFE way I could color him for the event? I have my cousin's permission and I'll only do it if it can be done in a 100% safe way. I'm going on a trip soon, no offense but I'll leave the pet sitting to someone else, anyone else!:lmao: One bad gig doesn't break a career, I'll be taking on more pet and house sitting gigs. OK money, easy work.
HeavenOrHell Posted October 6, 2011 Posted October 6, 2011 I think you're mistaking him for someone else, a 'good soul' wouldn't stalk me out on my LDR thread, to get back at me for posting on this dog thread, and imply my partner is bound to cheat on me, when the thread was nothing to do with that anyway. >He won't go six weeks without sex (unless he is real bd looking). You will be ONE of his ladies, not THEEE one. I speak the truth, you will someday come to know it is so.< A real gem That picture is hilarious. Pyro is mad at me for waking him up, couldn't stop laughing. You're a good soul GP.
Author Gold Pile Posted October 6, 2011 Author Posted October 6, 2011 I think you're mistaking him for someone else, a 'good soul' wouldn't stalk me out on my LDR thread, to get back at me for posting on this dog thread, and imply my partner is bound to cheat on me, when the thread was nothing to do with that anyway. >He won't go six weeks without sex (unless he is real bd looking). You will be ONE of his ladies, not THEEE one. I speak the truth, you will someday come to know it is so.< A real gem Rest assured you're not stalk-worthy. You're the one coming to this thread to complain off-topic about something I said on another one. (you're not my 1st stalker) A man with a girl in every port....call it LDR if you want to
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