ASensitiveGuy Posted September 28, 2011 Posted September 28, 2011 I did a google search on "How To Get Your Girlfriend Back" and this article came up. It was so funny and way off base I just had to share it. (And no these things won't work so don't try them). How To Get My Girlfriend Back So, you have finally realized that you cannot live without her and you want her back now. It is now going to be time for you to get intimate with your feminine side. You have to undermine your masculine side for a while to get what you want. Acting soft and gentle is the best route to take when winning her back. Any demanding, controlling, and back talk could lose her forever. But, not if she likes it that way. There are a few things you can start doing right away before it's too late. Especially if you were the cause of the break-up.Contact her and start off by apologizing. This is the first thing you need to do. Be as thorough as possible to get her to listen to you and accept your apology. If she doesn't accept your apology right away, keep apologizing everyday until she lightens up on you.Tell her you love her every day. She needs to believe that you love her, because if she does not, there is a chance she may not take you back. Tell her all the time even if it seems you tell her too much. Remember, after a break-up, there can never be too much affection. Women are emotional creatures, so they adore affection more than anything.Always be available to her. Answer all her phone calls and respond to all her text messages whenever you can. This is important when trying to get someone back, because you need to get her back in that comfort zone. Communication is the most important factor in relationships, so communicate whenever you can with her.Surprise her. Send her flowers and a card, or a gift. This will show her that you are willing to put time, energy, and money to be with her. Surprises always lift a person's spirits.Bring up the good times. Bring up all the good memories you two had together. If you can, bring up some funny ones to make her smile or laugh. Let her know that you two can have many more moments like the one you may bring up.
leoc1973 Posted September 28, 2011 Posted September 28, 2011 Been there done that! I am sure half of us on this site have. I hope no one takes this advice cause being there for her and sending her flowers will get you so friendzoned you won't know what hit you!!
redblack66 Posted September 28, 2011 Posted September 28, 2011 Been there done that! I am sure half of us on this site have. I hope no one takes this advice cause being there for her and sending her flowers will get you so friendzoned you won't know what hit you!! I think most the people here have done that.
TheDovic Posted September 28, 2011 Posted September 28, 2011 I'd like to meet the genius who wrote this! lol
Author ASensitiveGuy Posted September 28, 2011 Author Posted September 28, 2011 Here's the thing...if these things ACTUALLY worked then none of us would be here. I mean according to this article if you could really win her back by begging, sending flowers, or constantly apologizing then there wouldn't be a need for this board or relationship counselors. We would all have our ex's back. One thing I have learned is gifts don't buy love....there are exceptions when maybe a little gift here or there could lift her spirits, but they won't win her back. It would be nice if it really was that easy, but unfortunately, it isn't. I just wonder what planet this person was on. Unreal.
danceallday Posted September 29, 2011 Posted September 29, 2011 Being female and reading that I would have appreciated it if my ex had done any of those things, even one.
Lucio Posted September 29, 2011 Posted September 29, 2011 that could work only if they broke up if the guy was a jerk. most of us here are "too nice", so it prob doesn't apply.
danceallday Posted September 29, 2011 Posted September 29, 2011 You guys are all nice? Anyone live on the north east coast? LOL!
Bsham Posted September 29, 2011 Posted September 29, 2011 lol I did that with my ex girlfriend 8 years ago. It worked in that it made me not move on, it gave me a nervous breakdown and I was so low on confidence I never left the house for 4 years. Oh and it also helped piss her off no end. Though one thing it did do is change everything about me and made me really strong, but it took 6 years of my life to get happy again haha. Never again!
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