torn_curtain Posted September 24, 2011 Posted September 24, 2011 I used to think guys only got hard in response to things overtly sexual, but I've learned otherwise. A number of the guys I've known get hard ons in response to things that are entirely emotional, like being told "I love you" by a girl they care about for the first time...things like that. I find it kind of cute, but I also don't really understand the wiring behind it. It reminds me of how my male cat will get what I call "food hard ons" -- he'l start purring in anticipation of food. Something seems to have misfired in his brain. Any other guys like this? Examples of inappropriate hard ons? I know this topic is kind of silly but I'd like real responses. Let's try to not turn this into a joke thread.
madjac74 Posted September 24, 2011 Posted September 24, 2011 When I used to go to church, I got erections more than often. There really are some attractive, well dressed women in the house of the lord. It was always uncomfortable knowing I might have to stand at some point
Author torn_curtain Posted September 24, 2011 Author Posted September 24, 2011 When I used to go to church, I got erections more than often. There really are some attractive, well dressed women in the house of the lord. It was always uncomfortable knowing I might have to stand at some point Lol, this is not what I mean. This might be "inappropriate" but it's still in response to a sexual stimulus.
EasyHeart Posted September 24, 2011 Posted September 24, 2011 Sheesh, when you're a teenager, a stiff breeze can give a guy a hard-on. Don't make the mistake of thinking that a man has to be sexually aroused to get an erection; a little friction of any sort can do the job.
madjac74 Posted September 24, 2011 Posted September 24, 2011 Lol, this is not what I mean. This might be "inappropriate" but it's still in response to a sexual stimulus. I sometimes get random hard ons because my pants are rubbing on it a certain way. But you are looking for emotional triggers?
betterdeal Posted September 24, 2011 Posted September 24, 2011 I quite often get a stiffy just when I am just on the verge of going to sleep. Something to do with letting my guard down I guess. That coupled with raging sex hormones.
carhill Posted September 24, 2011 Posted September 24, 2011 I often find the sharing of intense emotions sexually arousing. There's a story behind that which goes back to my teenage years and is for another time and place. I never thought of them as 'inappropriate' but, upon reflection, perhaps you're right.
Author torn_curtain Posted September 24, 2011 Author Posted September 24, 2011 I often find the sharing of intense emotions sexually arousing. There's a story behind that which goes back to my teenage years and is for another time and place. Tell! I never thought of them as 'inappropriate' but, upon reflection, perhaps you're right. I didn't mean "inappropriate" in a bad way. I find it pretty endearing, since I thought it was only women who got emotions and sex entangled.
thatone Posted September 24, 2011 Posted September 24, 2011 I used to think guys only got hard in response to things overtly sexual, but I've learned otherwise. A number of the guys I've known get hard ons in response to things that are entirely emotional, like being told "I love you" by a girl they care about for the first time...things like that. I find it kind of cute, but I also don't really understand the wiring behind it. It reminds me of how my male cat will get what I call "food hard ons" -- he'l start purring in anticipation of food. Something seems to have misfired in his brain. Any other guys like this? Examples of inappropriate hard ons? I know this topic is kind of silly but I'd like real responses. Let's try to not turn this into a joke thread. we don't understand the wiring either. it has a mind of its own!
Star Gazer Posted September 24, 2011 Posted September 24, 2011 So, you told your boyfriend who you haven't met that you love him, and he in turn told you - or maybe showed you via Skype - that those words gave him a hard on. Is there a reason you share every single detail of your R? Is anything you two share private?
oaks Posted September 24, 2011 Posted September 24, 2011 I don't know about inappropriate, but it certainly doesn't have to be sexual: You can google for "erections in the womb" if you like.
Mme. Chaucer Posted September 24, 2011 Posted September 24, 2011 Every hard on is appropriate. The decision to display it, to whom and under what circumstances … maybe not so much!
Author torn_curtain Posted September 24, 2011 Author Posted September 24, 2011 (edited) So, you told your boyfriend who you haven't met that you love him, and he in turn told you - or maybe showed you via Skype - that those words gave him a hard on. Is there a reason you share every single detail of your R? Is anything you two share private? Way to extrapolate based on nothing. This wasn't related to my boyfriend. I was talking to my best friend (an old ex) who told me this happened to him, and I found it humorous. Besides, why do you care...? Don't you have anything better to do then post snarky/nasty comments on my threads? You seem like such a difficult person... Edited September 24, 2011 by torn_curtain
madjac74 Posted September 24, 2011 Posted September 24, 2011 Every hard on is appropriate. The decision to display it, to whom and under what circumstances … maybe not so much! What if you are in church and forced to stand up to sing "amazing grace" but your Dockers can't conceal the massive erection you have because the money plate grazed your junk? Innapropriate? You really don't want the congregation to see your holy stiffy and think you are a blasphemer but you really have no choice. You have to stand.
oaks Posted September 24, 2011 Posted September 24, 2011 What if you are in church and forced to stand up to sing "amazing grace" but your Dockers can't conceal the massive erection you have because the money plate grazed your junk? Innapropriate? You really don't want the congregation to see your holy stiffy and think you are a blasphemer but you really have no choice. You have to stand. I knew I disliked organised religion for a reason.
madjac74 Posted September 24, 2011 Posted September 24, 2011 I knew I disliked organised religion for a reason. Because the guy greeting you and saying "Have a blessed day" may have a loaded penis pointing at you because he is too excited to be up on a sunday morning while you crawled through the doors looking like Shrek 5: the hangover?
oaks Posted September 24, 2011 Posted September 24, 2011 Because the guy greeting you and saying "Have a blessed day" may have a loaded penis pointing at you because he is too excited to be up on a sunday morning while you crawled through the doors looking like Shrek 5: the hangover? No. Because they force you to sing Amazing Grace and, by implication, force others to listen to it.
Mme. Chaucer Posted September 24, 2011 Posted September 24, 2011 What if you are in church and forced to stand up to sing "amazing grace" but your Dockers can't conceal the massive erection you have because the money plate grazed your junk? Innapropriate? You really don't want the congregation to see your holy stiffy and think you are a blasphemer but you really have no choice. You have to stand. I know. And then it gets even worse when all the coinage tumbles noisily out of the collection plate, which you (in thoughtless desperation) had clutched as a sort of shield to your groin to conceal the blessed boner. I'm so glad I'm not a Christian guy! Oh. Whoops. We were admonished against making this a joke thread ...
madjac74 Posted September 24, 2011 Posted September 24, 2011 I know. And then it gets even worse when all the coinage tumbles noisily out of the collection plate, which you (in thoughtless desperation) had clutched as a sort of shield to your groin to conceal the blessed boner. I'm so glad I'm not a Christian guy! Oh. Whoops. We were admonished against making this a joke thread ... I'm so glad I am an agnostic now so my boner can be free of persecution. Oooh that's right this was supposed to be joke free. I've never heard of that happening in an adult conversation about erections :/
betterdeal Posted September 24, 2011 Posted September 24, 2011 Got a stiffy on the bus once. Missed my stop by a mile waiting for it to calm down. Don't women get stiff nipples randomly?
Elysian Powder Posted September 24, 2011 Posted September 24, 2011 I used to think guys only got hard in response to things overtly sexual, but I've learned otherwise. A number of the guys I've known get hard ons in response to things that are entirely emotional, like being told "I love you" by a girl they care about for the first time...things like that. I find it kind of cute, but I also don't really understand the wiring behind it. It reminds me of how my male cat will get what I call "food hard ons" -- he'l start purring in anticipation of food. Something seems to have misfired in his brain. Any other guys like this? Examples of inappropriate hard ons? I know this topic is kind of silly but I'd like real responses. Let's try to not turn this into a joke thread. It could have it's origin in our immensely higher levels of T?
madjac74 Posted September 24, 2011 Posted September 24, 2011 Got a stiffy on the bus once. Missed my stop by a mile waiting for it to calm down. Don't women get stiff nipples randomly? Was this transit bone sexually based or were you just excited that you had exact change?
betterdeal Posted September 24, 2011 Posted September 24, 2011 Was this transit bone sexually based or were you just excited that you had exact change? There's a difference?
Author torn_curtain Posted September 24, 2011 Author Posted September 24, 2011 Got a stiffy on the bus once. Missed my stop by a mile waiting for it to calm down. Don't women get stiff nipples randomly? not unless we're cold.
betterdeal Posted September 24, 2011 Posted September 24, 2011 not unless we're cold. Ah well. Cocks are like loaded guns with a hair trigger sometimes. We're designed that way. Sperm is cheap and babies are dear.
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