cerridwen Posted February 18, 2012 Posted February 18, 2012 So I ran into someone kind of interesting today, this guy who moved here from Arizona. We were talking and he starts telling me how he doesn't "feel right" without his gun. Chicago has strict gun laws and apparently he can't carry his gun with him. Then he goes on to tell me that where he is from, everybody carries a gun! People in Arizona are strapped every where they go...even when they go to the grocery store . I don't know if he was pulling my leg or what...but that seems strange to me. Nobody I know even owns a gun. The only person I know who has even fired a gun is my Dad, and that was when he was a kid when my Grandfather took him hunting. Am I the weird one or this guy from Arizona? My vote is for the guy. I've spent significant time in some parts of AZ and never encountered this. That's not to say there aren't gun-happy desert weasels, but in more urban/suburban areas of Scottsdale, Tempe, Sedona, and Phoenix, it's less Wild, Wild West and more Girls Gone Wild.
ptp Posted February 18, 2012 Posted February 18, 2012 I don't know about you, but I think women who say size doesn't matter are shallow :| Wait hold on, what are you saying? Size matters? So all of my gfs have been lying to me? Now I am feeling really self-conscious about my little guy. To make him bigger, should I go with penis enlargement pills my doctor doesn't want me to know about or the Lefkoe method?
cerridwen Posted February 18, 2012 Posted February 18, 2012 or the Lefkoe method? oh, you devil... My butt cheeks just clenched shut in a most unpleasant way. It's become positively Pavlovian!
Author betterdeal Posted February 18, 2012 Author Posted February 18, 2012 Hey, aren't you the guy from the elevator?.. That is wrong on so many levels
cerridwen Posted February 18, 2012 Posted February 18, 2012 That is wrong on so many levels Going down?
ptp Posted February 19, 2012 Posted February 19, 2012 Please, just for the sake of my sanity answer this question. Does everybody else know what this conversation is about? Am I the only one who has no idea what the h e double hockey sticks these 2 are talking about? Is there innuendo I am not picking up on? References to pop culture I don't know about? Just be brutally honest...I won't hold it against you...I promise:laugh:. 1
cerridwen Posted February 19, 2012 Posted February 19, 2012 The hottest sexual innuendos are the ones you gotta explain, Ptp. Just know that. You want to get a girl really hot? Confuse the hell out of her.
Author betterdeal Posted February 19, 2012 Author Posted February 19, 2012 Please, just for the sake of my sanity answer this question. Does everybody else know what this conversation is about? Am I the only one who has no idea what the h e double hockey sticks these 2 are talking about? Is there innuendo I am not picking up on? References to pop culture I don't know about? Just be brutally honest...I won't hold it against you...I promise:laugh:. If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
Author betterdeal Posted February 19, 2012 Author Posted February 19, 2012 The hottest sexual innuendos are the ones you gotta explain, Ptp. Just know that. You want to get a girl really hot? Confuse the hell out of her. This sentence would be six words long if it was seven words shorter. 2
cerridwen Posted February 19, 2012 Posted February 19, 2012 This sentence would be six words long if it was seven words shorter. Hear that? That was the sound of my clothes hitting the floor. What's your name? And how can I get your number? 2
ptp Posted February 19, 2012 Posted February 19, 2012 The hottest sexual innuendos are the ones you gotta explain, Ptp. Just know that. You want to get a girl really hot? Confuse the hell out of her. I just tried that. Told the girl sitting next to me: "These pretzels are making me thirsty"....no response. "These pretzels! are make ME thirsty" still nothing not sure what I am doing wrong? 1
ptp Posted February 19, 2012 Posted February 19, 2012 If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? You know what, don't patronize me, just go ahead and say it. Just tell me the truth, tell me that I am not sharpest bulb, not the brightest tool in the tool shed. 1
cerridwen Posted February 19, 2012 Posted February 19, 2012 I just tried that. Told the girl sitting next to me: "These pretzels are making me thirsty"....no response. "These pretzels! are make ME thirsty" still nothing not sure what I am doing wrong? :lmao: You're funny tonight, Ptp!
Anela Posted February 19, 2012 Posted February 19, 2012 This sentence would be six words long if it was seven words shorter. Hear that? That was the sound of my clothes hitting the floor. What's your name? And how can I get your number? You know what, don't patronize me, just go ahead and say it. Just tell me the truth, tell me that I am not sharpest bulb, not the brightest tool in the tool shed. I have nothing more to add; I just thought that I'd post somewhere on these boards, when I'm in a good mood (for a change). I like feeling happy, and am trying not to think that I'm tempting fate, by saying so. So theer, fate. *edit. Maybe I should learn to spell, when I'm challenging the universe: so there, Fate. 1
jerbear Posted February 19, 2012 Posted February 19, 2012 Should a man cave have matching washer and dryer set? Should they be on pedestals?
cerridwen Posted February 19, 2012 Posted February 19, 2012 (edited) Should a man cave have matching washer and dryer set? Should they be on pedestals? Talk about an inside joke! My vote is yes. Remember having to do wash at a laundromat because we were in college and had a cheap apartment that didn't have its own w/d with the unit? You'd develop this heightened awareness for quarters, zeroing in on them whenever you received change. You'd automatically think, "Oh, I need this for laundry." Edited February 19, 2012 by cerridwen
jerbear Posted February 19, 2012 Posted February 19, 2012 Talk about an inside joke! My vote is yes. Remember having to do wash at a laundromat because we were in college and had a cheap apartment that didn't have its own w/d with the unit? You'd develop this heightened awareness for quarters, zeroing in on them whenever you received change. You'd automatically think, "Oh, I need this for laundry." That is what I forgot to do! Install the change machine next to the washer, so I can collect quarters. When I was in college I made "money" by giving $0.75 for a $1 dollar bill. Nah, I collect quarters for the parking meters now.
ptp Posted February 20, 2012 Posted February 20, 2012 So I did it! Just got back from her place. I ended the relationship. Both of us knew it was going to happen...I was just dreading it. It was weird, no tears or anything. Just weird.
cerridwen Posted February 20, 2012 Posted February 20, 2012 So I did it! Just got back from her place. I ended the relationship. Both of us knew it was going to happen...I was just dreading it. It was weird, no tears or anything. Just weird. It had to be done and now it is. At least it was...kinda mutual. The worst is when you gut the other person--or are gutted--unexpectedly. Ugh! I just got a sympathy stomach pain!
jerbear Posted February 20, 2012 Posted February 20, 2012 So I did it! Just got back from her place. I ended the relationship. Both of us knew it was going to happen...I was just dreading it. It was weird, no tears or anything. Just weird. My sympathies. It was good that it was mutual. Nothing weird about it.
ptp Posted February 20, 2012 Posted February 20, 2012 Thanks guys, Any recommendations on comedies I can watch? I am partial to movies like 40 year old virgin, Wedding Crashers, Dodgeball, the Hangover and Old School.
cerridwen Posted February 20, 2012 Posted February 20, 2012 Thanks guys, Any recommendation on comedies I can watch? I am partial to movies like 40 year old virgin, Wedding Crashers, Dodgeball, the Hangover and Old School. Knocked Up Superbad Super Troopers Anchorman The Other Guys And knowing your sense of humor, Harold and Kumar Escape Guantanamo Bay 1
ptp Posted February 20, 2012 Posted February 20, 2012 (edited) Actually Super Troopers is one of the best movies I have ever seen. Takes me back to college:laugh:....and the cute blonde in the movie.....to die for:love:. I think I'll check some the others you mentioned. The Other Guys and Harold & Kumar look great. Dust: Just watched the trailer for Take me home tonight. Looks awesome, just bought it, gonna watch it. I just wanted to add, the movie The Girl Next door is one of those movies I am embarrased to love. Edited February 20, 2012 by ptp
cerridwen Posted February 20, 2012 Posted February 20, 2012 Actually Super Troopers is one of the best movies I have ever seen. Takes me back to college:laugh:....and the cute blonde in the movie.....to die for:love:. I think I'll check some the others you mentioned. The Other Guys and Harold & Kumar look great. Dust: Just watched the trailer for Take me home tonight. Looks awesome, just bought it, gonna watch it. I just wanted to add, the movie The Girl Next door is one of those movies I am embarrased to love. As you should be! Stay away from break-up movies, huh? Even the funny ones like Forgetting Sarah Marshall can stir up emotions better left alone right now.
jerbear Posted February 20, 2012 Posted February 20, 2012 I'll suggest "The Hangover" as a funny relationship movie. So should Man Caves stock streaming movies? or go retro with DVDs, VHS, BluRays?
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